Javil's Tradelist

[quote name='onetrackmind']ha you're married with a kid, everyone knows you're not getting any until your anniversary :lol:[/QUOTE]
That's also not you, since you get in trouble every time a game or game-related item comes up in coversation. :lol:

Also, it requires you to watch a chick flick and we know how you like those. :rofl:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']That's also not you, since you get in trouble every time a game or game-related item comes up in coversation. :lol:

Also, it requires you to watch a chick flick and we know how you like those. :rofl:[/QUOTE]

so it looks like you and I are the only ones getting it this weekend (it unrelated events) then huh? and here I thought karma went around
 
[quote name='joevan07']so it looks like you and I are the only ones getting it this weekend (it unrelated events) then huh? and here I thought karma went around[/QUOTE]
Looks that way. :D
 
[quote name='shrike4242'][quote name='joevan07']so it looks like you and I are the only ones getting it this weekend (it unrelated events) then huh? and here I thought karma went around[/QUOTE]Looks that way. :D[/QUOTE]*Seething with jealousy* One of you needs to invite me over! :evil:
 
[quote name='Javil']*Seething with jealousy* One of you needs to invite me over! :evil:[/QUOTE]

:rofl: theres plenty of ho's in Louisiana and right now, a lot of them need a place to stay...
 
[quote name='joevan07']:rofl: theres plenty of ho's in Louisiana and right now, a lot of them need a place to stay...[/QUOTE]
I'm sure OTM's next door neighboor can put at least one of them up, and then he can give us even more stories that are too impossible to believe. :rofl:
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']ha you're married with a kid, everyone knows you're not getting any until your anniversary :lol:[/QUOTE]

I've got a while to wait then! :shock:

Research actually shows that married men in fact have more sex than single men. Single men talk and brag about it more obviously, which usually means they aren't getting any. :D
 
[quote name='chickenhawk']I've got a while to wait then! :shock:

Research actually shows that married men in fact have more sex than single men. Single men talk and brag about it more obviously, which usually means they aren't getting any. :D[/QUOTE]

:whistle2:# crap you caught me in my lie :booty:
 
[quote name='joevan07']:whistle2:# crap you caught me in my lie :booty:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, research also shows that men who post on websites and have a hot girl as their sig are actually women. Good thing you had that operation or you would have been out of place.
 
[quote name='chickenhawk']Yeah, research also shows that men who post on websites and have a hot girl as their sig are actually women. Good thing you had that operation or you would have been out of place.[/QUOTE]

leave my operation out of this! and OTM made my sig :shock:
 
[quote name='joevan07']:rofl: A winner is you!
He's busy plotting ways to off his boss.[/QUOTE]I hope there isn't a mixup, and OTM ends up sending me the bomb meant for his boss. :whistle2:#
 
[quote name='Javil']I hope there isn't a mixup, and OTM ends up sending me the bomb meant for his boss. :whistle2:#[/QUOTE]

:rofl: that would be pretty bad - although, he could also mess up and send you my stripper panties :cry:
 
[quote name='joevan07']:rofl: that would be pretty bad - although, he could also mess up and send you my stripper panties :cry:[/QUOTE]

as in the panties you use to strip in?

why would OTM have your "stripper" panties?
 
[quote name='doodle777_98']as in the panties you use to strip in?

why would OTM have your "stripper" panties?[/QUOTE]

b/c I gave him a present.... :whistle2:s

nah - his neighbor's a stripper and he's got instructions to talk her out of a pair for me....since I'm a Katrina refugee :rofl:
 
i saw the stripper get out of her car and i ran and got my digital but they are relaly crappy, ill try to take better ones next time... shes in the blue.



 
[quote name='onetrackmind']i saw the stripper get out of her car and i ran and got my digital but they are relaly crappy, ill try to take better ones next time... shes in the blue.



[/QUOTE]

:rofl: I bow down
2 things though:
- you seem to live in a nice complex - I wish I'd have cone to visit durring the hurricane :rofl:
- nice dog
 
[quote name='joevan07']:rofl: I bow down
2 things though:
- you seem to live in a nice complex - I wish I'd have cone to visit durring the hurricane :rofl:
- nice dog[/QUOTE]

haha yeah my apartment complex is really nice actually, i even have a spare bedroom you could ahve stayed in... the DC, SNES, N54, PSone, Nes, Genesis are all in that room... you misse dout brother.

thanks, thats nique... shes the best dog ever. Heres her and the new pup i found.
 
[quote name='doodle777_98']ha, those pictures are also pretty crappy. ha, but the first one is a good pic of your dog. Funny post though.[/QUOTE]


beggers cant be choosers, i had to stand back from the window cause my digital automatically flashes so i didnt want her to see... then i would have looked really creepy. Ill get a better shot eventually.
 
You should make a thread solely about this. the "OTM trying to prove his neighbor is a stripper" thread. It would be hilarious. Or even the "OTM stalker in training" thread.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']haha yeah my apartment complex is really nice actually, i even have a spare bedroom you could ahve stayed in... the DC, SNES, N54, PSone, Nes, Genesis are all in that room... you misse dout brother.

thanks, thats nique... shes the best dog ever. Heres her and the new pup i found.
[/QUOTE]

I've leanred the greener the grass, the better the complex maintenance :rofl:

fine looking animals - although I think nique could pwn the pup in a street fight

I reall did get screwed :shock: - instead I spent 2 weeks in the woods :roll:
 
[quote name='joevan07']I've leanred the greener the grass, the better the complex maintenance :rofl:

fine looking animals - although I think nique could pwn the pup in a street fight

I reall did get screwed :shock: - instead I spent 2 weeks in the woods :roll:[/QUOTE]

yeah they wreslte all the time, the lil one gets ont he couch and jumps on nique like superfly jimmy snuka and she just pushes him around like nothing. Shes really good with him though, very protective.

you defiently missed out, i was even gonna have some mad dog in the fridge for your arrival
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']yeah they wreslte all the time, the lil one gets ont he couch and jumps on nique like superfly jimmy snuka and she just pushes him around like nothing. Shes really good with him though, very protective.

you defiently missed out, i was even gonna have some mad dog in the fridge for your arrival[/QUOTE]

possibly the female mother instincts kicking in - he reminds me of my dog, except skinnier and not nearly as old.

:rofl: white people don't drink mad dog. If Rita hits - I'll remember this.
 
[quote name='doodle777_98']mad dog = MD 20/20 right?

the ones with the different flavors?

I like the orange one.[/QUOTE]

thats it, vandigo's favorite
 
most are pretty gross. but they're cheap. I had a friend throw down 2 strawberry and banana and throw up outside my apartment and the stain is still there. All red. Gross.
 
[quote name='joevan07']possibly the female mother instincts kicking in - he reminds me of my dog, except skinnier and not nearly as old.

:rofl: white people don't drink mad dog. If Rita hits - I'll remember this.[/QUOTE]


Shes actually only 2, shes still a pup but yeah she defiently acts like a mom to him. Oh one last selling point... high speed internet.... somethingthe woods lack

and doodle thats the cooles tsotry ever, i wonder what they put in the md 20/20.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']Shes actually only 2, shes still a pup but yeah she defiently acts like a mom to him. Oh one last selling point... high speed internet.... somethingthe woods lack

and doodle thats the cooles tsotry ever, i wonder what they put in the md 20/20.[/QUOTE]

you could waterpaint with 20/20 :rofl:

only 2? so shes got more gowing to do?
- high speed internet? sign me up, I'll bring my own towels
 
First off, LowTM (your new name for hitting an all-time low ;-)), I'm honored that you chose to debut these on my tradelist. You missed your chance, though! You could have ran out there and offered to carry her groceries, then you could have pulled a slick Napoleon and told her that she could be drinking whole milk if she wanted to. :lol:
 
[quote name='Javil']First off, LowTM (your new name for hitting an all-time low ;-)), I'm honored that you chose to debut these on my tradelist. You missed your chance, though! You could have ran out there and offered to carry her groceries, then you could have pulled a slick Napoleon and told her that she could be drinking whole milk if she wanted to. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']i saw the stripper get out of her car and i ran and got my digital but they are relaly crappy, ill try to take better ones next time... shes in the blue.[/QUOTE]
It's a start, and from the vantage point you used to snap 'em, that might actually be the stripper in question. :lol: Question is, was that her kid walking behind her, since you mentioned she had kids. :whistle2:s

[quote name='doodle777_98']ha, oh my god. OTM is a stalker.[/QUOTE]
He's not a stalker, we already have one of those on CAG. :roll:

[quote name='onetrackmind']haha, i gotta prove these nay-sayers wrong[/QUOTE]
Looks like a good first step. :D

[quote name='joevan07']:rofl: I bow down
2 things though:
- you seem to live in a nice complex - I wish I'd have cone to visit durring the hurricane :rofl:
- nice dog[/QUOTE]
He does have a nice complex (been there getting his Xbox going on XBL) and he does have a nice dog. Haven't met the other one yet.

[quote name='onetrackmind']haha yeah my apartment complex is really nice actually, i even have a spare bedroom you could ahve stayed in... the DC, SNES, N54, PSone, Nes, Genesis are all in that room... you misse dout brother.

thanks, thats nique... shes the best dog ever. Heres her and the new pup i found.
[/QUOTE]
Yes, he did miss out. :roll: His loss. ;)

And yes, she is a great dog, not met the new pup yet, since you picked the pup up right after I was over.

[quote name='onetrackmind']beggers cant be choosers, i had to stand back from the window cause my digital automatically flashes so i didnt want her to see... then i would have looked really creepy. Ill get a better shot eventually.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that would look a little creepy. :shock: Though, she might've posed for you. :booty: In any case, if you really wanted to see her, up close and personal, that might be something for a Saturday night's drive around STL. :D

[quote name='doodle777_98']ha, oh yeah really creepy.[/QUOTE]
No more than the afformentioned (and unnamed) stalker.

[quote name='onetrackmind']Shes actually only 2, shes still a pup but yeah she defiently acts like a mom to him. Oh one last selling point... high speed internet.... somethingthe woods lack

and doodle thats the cooles tsotry ever, i wonder what they put in the md 20/20.[/QUOTE]
High speed Internet, it's not just for the cities anymore. :rofl:

[quote name='Javil']First off, LowTM (your new name for hitting an all-time low ;-)), I'm honored that you chose to debut these on my tradelist. You missed your chance, though! You could have ran out there and offered to carry her groceries, then you could have pulled a slick Napoleon and told her that she could be drinking whole milk if she wanted to. :lol:[/QUOTE]
See, he doesn't think of that. He could've offered to help with the groceries anyway, and then he starts to get in good with her. :D
 
[quote name='shrike4242']It's a start, and from the vantage point you used to snap 'em, that might actually be the stripper in question. :lol: Question is, was that her kid walking behind her, since you mentioned she had kids. :whistle2:s [/quote]

haha yes that would be one of her kids... talk about a priceless shot... too bad the damn blinds got in the way.

And yes, she is a great dog, not met the new pup yet, since you picked the pup up right after I was over.
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the new pup is a monster all he does is sleep, eat, piss on everything, and attack the bigger dog.


Yeah, that would look a little creepy. :shock: Though, she might've posed for you. :booty: In any case, if you really wanted to see her, up close and personal, that might be something for a Saturday night's drive around STL. :D
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I think we would ahve to drive across the river into good old Ill.


See, he doesn't think of that. He could've offered to help with the groceries anyway, and then he starts to get in good with her. :D
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only problem is she didnt have any groceries :rofl:
 
[quote name='chickenhawk']I'm still not convinced. That could just be some random girl who is neither a stripper nor hot. :D[/QUOTE]

haha its the stripper all right and i never claimed she was hot... her face is borderline ok but shes got a really nice body
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']I think we would ahve to drive across the river into good old Ill.[/QUOTE]
You knew what I meant. ;)

[quote name='chickenhawk']I'm still not convinced. That could just be some random girl who is neither a stripper nor hot. :D[/QUOTE]
Which would require him snapping a pic as she leaves the place, of course. :D

[quote name='onetrackmind']haha its the stripper all right and i never claimed she was hot... her face is borderline ok but shes got a really nice body[/QUOTE]
Which we'd see much better in a picture without blinds. ;)

[quote name='doodle777_98']who's the other stalker here at CAG? I mean, ha, the stalker you mentioned.[/QUOTE]
Go look through some past OTT's, you'll find him. ;)
 
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