Jerk-OTT #2

Status
Not open for further replies.
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Loved that show. I was pissed beyond belief that Fox canceled that and left that shitty Bernie Mac show on.

I may be a horrible human, but when Bernie Mac died, a dark part of me was happy. Not only did I think he was terribly unfunny, but I was still pissed about his show...[/QUOTE]

Come to my house so I can throw my copy of Guess Who at your head for saying that!
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']None taken.[/quote]
cool :cool:
My sardonic wit gets the better of me sometimes, I can come off as condescending and abrasive. I think it's my beard, it tells me to do bad things.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Loved that show. I was pissed beyond belief that Fox canceled that and left that shitty Bernie Mac show on.

I may be a horrible human, but when Bernie Mac died, a dark part of me was happy. Not only did I think he was terribly unfunny, but I was still pissed about his show...[/quote]
....a dark part of you?:lol:

But yeah, Titus ruled. I saw the last special he did on comedy central, apparently he and his wife divorced not to long ago. She had an affair with her plastic surgeon i think. He even did a joke about her getting a boob job and that it wasn't for him.
 
You know, they need to put the rest of the music from the Rocky series on RB. They already have Eye of the Tiger anyway. It's 80s cheese at it's best.
 
Overall, I didn't get the Pixar movies because I really don't like them. (I only now wish I'd gotten them for Juggers, but his grandparents pretty much have all of them.) Granted, I have only seen a couple, though. Finding Nemo holds a spot, because Pix and I saw that in te theatre just before Juggers was born. Toy Story was dumb, but it had a few funny lines in it (I liked the "falling with style" bit.) Incredibles was boring...

What's that one non-pixar one...Robots? I thought that was amusing. Juggers got Madagascar for xmas, and that wasn't bad...

I still wish we could have seen a Chris Farley Shrek instead of Mike Meyer's stupid "If it's not Scottish, it's crap!" voice...

And I stand by my Bernie Mac hatred. He just happened to be black. And unfunny.
 
I saw Cars in theaters only because there was nothing else worth seeing at the time and I didn't pay for it. This girl wanted me to go see it with her and I said, "I'm not paying to see that..." so she grabbed the "Out" door that doesn't have a handle on the outside portion as someone walked out and we walked in. That's the only time I've ever done that.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']Come to my house so I can throw my copy of Guess Who at your head for saying that![/quote]

I really hope you were making a joke, because otherwise I have two words for you:

Sidney.Poitier.
 
I don't think I would have liked a Farely Shrek. As much as I love Farely, I can't see him doing anything successful that wasn't fat guy fall down.

Tommy Boy is still my favorite movie ever though.

I was joking plume, but I do own Guess Who. I used it as a filler for a good movie during the Blockbuster 10 dollars of 10 dollars coupon.
 
The Bernie Mac Show was pretty bad ass. His son used to eat bugs and he knocked the fuck out of some little white girl that was stealin' on him! :]
 
[quote name='JolietJake']You know, they need to put the rest of the music from the Rocky series on RB. They already have Eye of the Tiger anyway. It's 80s cheese at it's best.[/QUOTE]

Burning Heart and No Easy Way Out...yeah, please.

[quote name='JolietJake']Basically the entire Rocky IV soundtrack.[/QUOTE]

Not the goddamn Gladys Knight/Kenny Loggins song!
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']I don't think I would have liked a Farely Shrek. As much as I love Farely, I can't see him doing anything successful that wasn't fat guy fall down.

Tommy Boy is still my favorite movie ever though.

I was joking plume, but I do own Guess Who. I used it as a filler for a good movie during the Blockbuster 10 dollars of 10 dollars coupon.[/quote]


You had be going for a second there, Puma. :lol:

I loved Farley, and I'm not sure it'd be better...but I'd like to hear his take on Shrek. Supposedly, they got most of his dialog recorded when he died...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Overall, I didn't get the Pixar movies because I really don't like them. (I only now wish I'd gotten them for Juggers, but his grandparents pretty much have all of them.) Granted, I have only seen a couple, though. Finding Nemo holds a spot, because Pix and I saw that in te theatre just before Juggers was born. Toy Story was dumb, but it had a few funny lines in it (I liked the "falling with style" bit.) Incredibles was boring...

What's that one non-pixar one...Robots? I thought that was amusing. Juggers got Madagascar for xmas, and that wasn't bad...

I still wish we could have seen a Chris Farley Shrek instead of Mike Meyer's stupid "If it's not Scottish, it's crap!" voice...

And I stand by my Bernie Mac hatred. He just happened to be black. And unfunny.[/QUOTE]

I killed Chris Farley. And most of the time? I'm kind of glad I did. :whistle2:?

--

And while we're on the subject of former SNL "stars"... I wish Dane Carvey was half as funny in movies as he was on the show. :\
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']I killed Chris Farley. And most of the time? I'm kind of glad I did. :whistle2:?[/quote]

Even worse, you killed David Spade's career.

How do you sleep at night?
 
[quote name='KaneRobot']Burning Heart and No Easy Way Out...yeah, please.



Not the goddamn Gladys Knight/Kenny Loggins song![/quote]
Which one was that? I was thinking of the ones you listed.
 
I always thought it was funny how Spade's career was totally dependent on Farley. Every good movie Spade was in also had Farley in it. They were like a modern day Abbot and Costello.
 
[quote name='manthing']I met Chris Farley in person. That dude was 5'3" at most.[/QUOTE]

You met the wrong guy. Chris Farley was 5'8".
 
[quote name='manthing']I met Chris Farley in person. That dude was 5'3" at most.[/QUOTE]

5'8"

edit: Damn you Moxio! To make this post slightly less worthless, he was 296 lbs at his time of death.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']I always thought it was funny how Spade's career was totally dependent on Farley. Every good movie Spade was in also had Farley in it. They were like a modern day Abbot and Costello.[/QUOTE]

I still think Black Sheep was underrated. But he sucks on his own.
 
I remember my parents took my brother and I to see Beverly Hills Ninja because we both loved Tommy Boy and Black Sheep, and it was AWFUL
 
[quote name='manthing']You believe lies Mowgli.[/QUOTE]

Or I could just not believe the word of an idiot on a random message board. :cool:
 
[quote name='Moxio']Or I could just not believe the word of an idiot on a random message board. :cool:[/quote]

Or you could be a $$$$$$ who licks curry butt
 
hey manthing, you said you were into BBWs somewhere earlier and I'm just curious as to why you prefer them over a smaller woman.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']hey manthing, you said you were into BBWs somewhere earlier and I'm just curious as to why you prefer them over a smaller woman.[/QUOTE]

More cushion for the pushin', plus them tig ole' bitties.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']hey manthing, you said you were into BBWs somewhere earlier and I'm just curious as to why you prefer them over a smaller woman.[/quote]


I'm not into them dummy.

They're into me.

And I'm lazy.

:???:
 
Nothing wrong with tig ole bitties. (Yeah, what a surprise I'd say that...)

Anyone ever seen Hoodwinked? Juggers has it, but I have never watched it. I have the Ben Folds song on my ipod, though...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Nothing wrong with tig ole bitties. (Yeah, what a surprise I'd say that...)

Anyone ever seen Hoodwinked? Juggers has it, but I have never watched it. I have the Ben Folds song on my ipod, though...[/QUOTE]

Wasn't Rocko talking about that a few pages back?
 
"I'm going to get totally wasted, have sex with a few bitches, and then go beat the shit out of Rocko." - darthpuma

Plume, Hoodwinked is good. Also see Over The Hedge if you haven't.
 
[quote name='Rocko']"I'm going to get totally wasted, have sex with a few bitches, and then go beat the shit out of Rocko." - darthpuma

Plume, Hoodwinked is good. Also see Over The Hedge if you haven't.[/QUOTE]


Gotta get that daily insult in, don't ya?
 
[quote name='Rocko']"I'm going to get totally wasted, have sex with a few bitches, and then go beat the shit out of Rocko." - darthpuma

Plume, Hoodwinked is good. Also see Over The Hedge if you haven't.[/quote]

Sorry I missed it if you said it before.

Hoodwinked looked good, or at least interesting. Thanks for the tip on Over the Hedge. I know someone in Pix's family has it...
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
bread's done
Back
Top