Well, I try my best to do weekly rotations and everyone who is up there right now wants to be. I can't guarantee you a green right away, but you can look at the list and the amount of people waiting to note that we do get greens.
Also, I decided to put Koolaidalicious on timeout because he won't return PM's and doesn't verify whether he got 2 greens, so I didn't feel it was fair for him/her (?) to continue to get more greens while others wait. If someone wants to IM him feel free to and have him get back to me. Otherwise, rotated.