Juan Cena Lucha Libre La discusión está aquí! (Juan Cena Wrestling Thread)

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[quote name='JJSP']Looks like it. He's got an abnormally tiny head for a guy his size.[/QUOTE]

Haha. I am glad that Kidd has an enforcer at least so he seems more like a threat. Hopefully he gets a decent push out of this, like The Brian Kendrick was before all the wellness violations.
 
I don't know if anyone else saw it but.... there was just a commercial advertising an event at MSG, and they mentioned Juan Cena. I LOL'd so hard.
 
[quote name='crr_1119']Last I heard he got poor reviews in his dark matches[/QUOTE]

:rofl: I can see Vince McMahon walking up to a bunch of producers just shitting on his in-ring work, looking at the guy's giant, chiseled, glistening body (let's be honest, Vince is totally sorta gay, like strongpimphand style), and says "that kid's got the goooooooods."

The producers stammer and cough a bit, finally eliciting a "yes, sir, of course he does."

Of course they brought him up to TV. His physique gave Vince a boner.
 
Christ, between Slater and Gabriel both fucking up similar moves, this should make for a great Botchamania. It's like watching a backyard match where nobody bothers telling the other guy what he's gonna do.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']:rofl: I can see Vince McMahon walking up to a bunch of producers just shitting on his in-ring work, looking at the guy's giant, chiseled, glistening body (let's be honest, Vince is totally sorta gay, like strongpimphand style), and says "that kid's got the goooooooods."

The producers stammer and cough a bit, finally eliciting a "yes, sir, of course he does."

Of course they brought him up to TV. His physique gave Vince a boner.[/QUOTE]


In Vince's defense, the same can be said to describe John Cena, Batista, Warrior and Hulk Hogan.
 
[quote name='JJSP']Christ, between Slater and Gabriel both fucking up similar moves, this should make for a great Botchamania. It's like watching a backyard match where nobody bothers telling the other guy what he's gonna do.[/QUOTE]

Yea. Personally I think Gabriel's great and all, but what the hell was he trying to do to Koslov when he was on his knees there? Slater's delayed Zig-Zag was just weird.
 
One of my roommates has watched RAW with me the past two weeks just so she can laugh and CM Punk and his awesome commentary.
 
[quote name='strongpimphand']TNA ppv???


Hahahahahahahahaha! I wouldn't even stream that crap! Everytime I get angry at the E....I remember it could be worse...[/QUOTE]

[quote name='Blackout']I wouldn't do it either. The wrestling on TNA PPVs is awful. I'm not talking about the finishes, but what happens in between. They never put on compelling matches. There's no reason to order the shows.[/QUOTE]

Heh, I don't know what you guys consider good wrestling, but honestly if you think this PPV was worse than what WWE is currently offering, I have no idea what to say.

The Beer Money/Ink Inc. and RVD/Rhino matches were great. The Guns/Gen Me and AJ/Williams matches were fantastic. Hell, even though the Mickie/Tara match doesn't really do anything for me, it was way better than any woman's match you'll see in the WWE.
 
[quote name='cdubb1605']One of my roommates has watched RAW with me the past two weeks just so she can laugh and CM Punk and his awesome commentary.[/QUOTE]

Is she cute? GITCHA SUM!

As for Cena-ference:
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Yeah, *already*.
 
[quote name='Trakan']Heh, I don't know what you guys consider good wrestling, but honestly if you think this PPV was worse than what WWE is currently offering, I have no idea what to say.

The Beer Money/Ink Inc. and RVD/Rhino matches were great. The Guns/Gen Me and AJ/Williams matches were fantastic. Hell, even though the Mickie/Tara match doesn't really do anything for me, it was way better than any woman's match you'll see in the WWE.[/QUOTE]

Haven't you heard? It's the cool thing for the IWC to hate on TNA based on spoilers and hearsay without actually watching it on a regular basis.
 
Gulliver's Travels? Hollywood, are you really that out of ideas?

Also, little known fact, Broadus Clay was featured in Saturday Night Slam Masters:

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[quote name='neocisco']I turned on Raw for a second. Are there 4 people calling the show?[/QUOTE]

No, it's King, Punk and Josh Matthews. Michael Cole suffered an unfortunate RKO.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Is she cute? GITCHA SUM!

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The amount of laughter in the living room of the Kentucky home can't be quantified. myke, always stay hilarious and insightful.
 
[quote name='neocisco']You'll love Steamboat/Savage, easily one of the best WM (or any WWE) matches ever. [/QUOTE]

Definitely. I saw that and Hogan/Andre years ago and happened to buy the "championship edition" DVD back when Circuit City was closing. Going to watch King Harley Race vs. JYD when Raw ends.

Speaking of Raw, oh god! Why make Santino and Kozlov tag champs? It's like "all bad ideas must go" before the year ends. I may join Vince in that coma.
 
[quote name='Cage017']Definitely. I saw that and Hogan/Andre years ago and happened to buy the "championship edition" DVD back when Circuit City was closing. Going to watch King Harley Race vs. JYD when Raw ends.

Speaking of Raw, oh god! Why make Santino and Kozlov tag champs? It's like "all bad ideas must go" before the year ends. I may join Vince in that coma.[/QUOTE]

Don't hate on Santino.
 
What's Morrison on about? Half-man half-goat?

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The Master won't be pleased.

Sheamus can tell you he's about to bash your face in but his Irish brogue is such that he sounds like a swell guy offering to buy you a pint.
 
[quote name='Trakan']Heh, I don't know what you guys consider good wrestling, but honestly if you think this PPV was worse than what WWE is currently offering, I have no idea what to say.

The Beer Money/Ink Inc. and RVD/Rhino matches were great. The Guns/Gen Me and AJ/Williams matches were fantastic. Hell, even though the Mickie/Tara match doesn't really do anything for me, it was way better than any woman's match you'll see in the WWE.[/QUOTE]

AJ/Williams sounded incredible, and Guns/GenMe sounded really good, but a touch overchoreographed.

I grew up a Cincinnati Bengals fan, and I look at TNA the same way I do the Bengals: so much talent that I can't figure out why it's fuckin' terrible. The Bengals roster is solid, but they do the dumbest shit imaginable to end up losing time and time again (like the fuckup on Sunday that cost them a competitive game versus New Orleans). TNA is the same way - yes, indeed, they have fleeting moments of brilliance, but when they do things poorly, man, it's fucking head scratching.

Honestly, it's telling that you didn't include the main event, the *title match* of the show, on that list. Or Joe vs. Jarrett, the second tier match.

WCW had superior wrestling to WWF, too, for the longest time. The first hour of Nitro (when it was a 3-hour show) was bloody near the best hour of wrestling on cable tv that week, by a long shot. Cruiserweight matches, 8-10 minute mid-card matches with unclear outcomes. Then came the rest of the nWo nonsense and shitty storylines.

If TNA would slow down its storytelling and not overbook the shit out of everything, they could be a really good promotion. If you take a great piece of meat - a chateaubriand, for example - and cook it by itself (okay, maybe some kosher salt and black pepper, and a lil rosemary), it's fucking *perfect* (I should also note you roast it at a low temperature for a long time, mind). But if the chef were TNA, they'd add ginger, skittles, sawdust, regular dust, goldust, jagermeister, grape juice, vodka, book, xbox 360, and blue to the mix, blend it all up, and then microwave it. Something, in their mind, can't stand on its own.

FFS, Trakan, I appreciate the parallels you're trying to draw, but TNA was a more sensibly written show when DUTCH MANTELL was at the helm. That's a frightening thought, at least to me.

WWE's appeal right now is the attrition of the better part of the main event roster over the past few years. HBK, Y2J, HHH, Undertaker, etc. It's telling that the "old hands" in the main event scene are Edge and Kane. What's appealing about WWE right now is that their hand is forced to make some new main event talent, because they did not prepare for this moment by building new stars while they had the opportunity. So there's some shaking up, to be sure. It's not always great, but it's a bit different.

Of course, when you get a 90 second match with Daniel Bryan that's so effortless and thoughtless because it's only a conduit to get to the next storyline moment, you see that WWE is old wine in new bottles. So I'll give you that much.
 
Oh, man, forget all the vitriol of my last post. That Cena/Barrett segment was one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen, and I thought the stupidity with the angle had hit its peak already.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Honestly, it's telling that you didn't include the main event, the *title match* of the show, on that list. Or Joe vs. Jarrett, the second tier match.

FFS, Trakan, I appreciate the parallels you're trying to draw, but TNA was a more sensibly written show when DUTCH MANTELL was at the helm. That's a frightening thought, at least to me.
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I fucking hate Jeff Jarrett. I never liked him, never will. He's boring to watch and boring to listen to. I don't care if he had the match of his life, it wouldn't be entertaining to me. I don't like his goofy MMA gimmick, and I don't like that he's back in the spotlight every week. That's why I didn't mention it. I definitely don't think that Joe would be better in WWE though. I haven't seen his old matches going back to like '05, but I think he's entertaining in the ring now still. Shouldn't be jobbing to Jarrett, that's for sure.

I didn't have too big a problem with the Hardy/Morgan match. I thought it was good, but didn't live up to the others I mentioned. I like seeing heel Hardy and think he deserves to be champ. Didn't like the guest referee bullshit though.

The only reason I bring it up is because those two guys I quoted are saying that shit after most of the guys in here said that the last WWE PPV was god fucking awful.

It's humorous to me.
 
He. Is. Not. Employed.

I just. I can't even. This shit is so devoid of logic that it's painful.

NOT. AN. EMPLOYEE. SO. MAYBE. HE. SHOULD. BE. STOPPED. OR. AT. THE. VERY. LEAST. NOT. HAVE. MUSIC. AND. A. CELEBRATION.

Sorry. Annoyed.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Oh, man, forget all the vitriol of my last post. That Cena/Barrett segment was one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen, and I thought the stupidity with the angle had hit its peak already.[/QUOTE]


Now Myke, you have to understand that in the WWE Universe, which runs in absolute contradiction to our own universe, it is acceptable to do what Cena is doing.

I mean think about it. Don't you wish you lived in a world that when you got fired from your job, if you stalked the person that fired you, attacked both him and his friends and family, you would eventually convince that person to rehire you? All the while the authorities never end up getting involved in the matter either...
 
It did have one of the funniest moments of the night.

Punk: What is he doing... John... John... My diet soda!
 
[quote name='basilofbkrst']Don't hate on Santino.[/QUOTE]

I won't as long as he does something entertaining because this random Tamina angle and the Kozlov teamup doesn't work for me at all. I know the tag scene in the WWE is a joke, but this is a bit much. I can only hope something good comes out of this.

And I can honestly say that CM Punk is the only thing keeping me from getting through the story of Cena's "unemployment". You guys nailed it. Where is the security? And for that matter, where is the security when that guy with Tyson Kidd showed up?
 
The kneepads are bad enough, let alone that he's wearing his work clothes week in and week out. Dude is unemployed, so he can't afford a new wardrobe or laundry, I guess.

But ending with his music playing was just fucking staggeringly dumb.
 
[quote name='Spyder187']I mean think about it. Don't you wish you lived in a world that when you got fired from your job, if you stalked the person that fired you, attacked both him and his friends and family, you would eventually convince that person to rehire you? All the while the authorities never end up getting involved in the matter either...[/QUOTE]

If I lived in this universe, I'd be buying a plane ticket to Denver right now.

[quote name='Trakan']I fucking hate Jeff Jarrett. I never liked him, never will. He's boring to watch and boring to listen to. I don't care if he had the match of his life, it wouldn't be entertaining to me. I don't like his goofy MMA gimmick, and I don't like that he's back in the spotlight every week. That's why I didn't mention it. I definitely don't think that Joe would be better in WWE though. I haven't seen his old matches going back to like '05, but I think he's entertaining in the ring now still. Shouldn't be jobbing to Jarrett, that's for sure.

I didn't have too big a problem with the Hardy/Morgan match. I thought it was good, but didn't live up to the others I mentioned. I like seeing heel Hardy and think he deserves to be champ. Didn't like the guest referee bullshit though.

The only reason I bring it up is because those two guys I quoted are saying that shit after most of the guys in here said that the last WWE PPV was god fucking awful.

It's humorous to me.[/QUOTE]

The difference I see is brand loyalty. It matters in all walks of life, honestly - certainly in video games. All of us grew up on WWE, and TNA has not done enough to grab our attention in 8 years, except miraculously stay in business. Brand loyalty will keep us with a company through stupid ideas; I still follow WWE, but I've spent precisely $10 on them this year - the Raw 1993-1994 DVD set. I'm someone who used to buy every video game on release date, buy 3+ PPVs a year, buy a fuckload of action figures, and easily 10+ dvd sets a year. I'm down to $10 in 2010 now. So I'm certainly not standing by or standing up for WWE, I just happen to suffer from the last gasps of brand loyalty. Eventually it might wear off.

I feel more brand loyalty for ROH than TNA, honestly. ROH, I feel, puts out a product I want to see, that makes some sense, and respects me and the fact that I have a functioning mind. Now, it ain't Masterpiece Theatre™, but it's not a dumbed down as WWE and TNA. ROH doesn't think that, since I like wrestling, I'm a knuckle-dragging mouth breathing tea partier who will suck down any pablum as long as they play rock music before hand and it happens in a wrestling ring. I simply can't say the same for TNA. They continually squander what interest I have in them. WWE puts on a few good matches from time to time, so AJ and Williams having an excellent match doesn't cover it all. Kofi and Swagger had 15+ minutes on Smackdown the other week (I haven't seen it, but heard it was excellent). Miz and Lawler were enjoyable last week, as was another match that doesn't come to mind immediately (maybe I am a knuckle-dragging..oh forget it).

Both major promotions have good wrestling from time to time, but that, it seems to me, is largely by accident. They both suck. How's that? ;)
 
[quote name='Trakan']Heh, I don't know what you guys consider good wrestling, but honestly if you think this PPV was worse than what WWE is currently offering, I have no idea what to say.

The Beer Money/Ink Inc. and RVD/Rhino matches were great. The Guns/Gen Me and AJ/Williams matches were fantastic. Hell, even though the Mickie/Tara match doesn't really do anything for me, it was way better than any woman's match you'll see in the WWE.[/QUOTE]

RVD has sucked ass in TNA. The guy has no passion, and is just going through the motions. I can't see how a RVD/Rhino match in 2010 could be "great", but maybe I'll take your word for it.

TNA used to have great women's matches, and were the highlight of the shows. I have no idea what happened, but they're awful now.

You didn't even mention the main event, which like myke said is pretty telling.

[quote name='Trakan']

The only reason I bring it up is because those two guys I quoted are saying that shit after most of the guys in here said that the last WWE PPV was god fucking awful.

It's humorous to me.[/QUOTE]

So if I'm down on TNA, I must have loved Survivor Series and thought it was a 5 star show? It was boring too. Some decent under card stuff, but the two main events dragged the entire show down. I don't know what point you're trying to make with that, but whatever. Can you honestly say that TNA is putting out a good product at this moment? I don't see how you can.

[quote name='neocisco']Haven't you heard? It's the cool thing for the IWC to hate on TNA based on spoilers and hearsay without actually watching it on a regular basis.[/QUOTE]

I watch Impact/Reaction (which I think is a really cool show) every week, but at this point in time, I wouldn't waste any money on a TNA PPV. The few ones we ordered we got burned on shitty matches. The matches are just boring. I wouldn't order them. One of the reasons why is that the main events are not compelling. Take the latest show. Morgan/Hardy? Why would I pay to see that, let alone a second time? This PPV sounded decent, but again, most of you guys are streaming it off the net. Would you throw down money on a TNA show? I think not. I've lost interest in even trying to find the shows online.

If they would put more matches on like the Beer Money/Guns 5 series and the Angle/AJ stuff from earlier this year, I would sure as hell order the shows. In TNA, those kinds of matches don't pop up often. It's just a lot of money to throw down for a show that I know is going to be mostly boring, with shitty finishes, and 10 different run ins throughout the night. Even for the WWE shows, my friends and I only order a few shows a year (the Manias, Royal Rumbles, Summerslams, maybe one of the gimmick PPVs, etc).
 
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[quote name='mykevermin']as was another match that doesn't come to mind immediately (maybe I am a knuckle-dragging..oh forget it).[/QUOTE]

Bryan vs Dolph?
 
Not a great show match-wise, but I dug the feel-good tag title switch and the tons of progression for the Cena-Barrett feud. I was surprised to see them spend so much time on the King-Cole deal, and enjoyed Cole being gone for at least one night. The cliffhanger with Cena having to be rehired or the Nexus kicks Wade out is pretty good - Otunga actually came off like a credible top act here by promising a mutiny, and delivering one. Orton busting out the Angle slam was a surprise, and Punk calling it the "Angle suplex" was amusing, as was him referring to LayCool as two Beautiful People.

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Quotes -
Crowd - JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Cole - King, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. It is with the deepest remorse and try to explain my actions of last week. I’ve been wrestling with this all week long - I don’t know why I did what I did. YOU PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND! You don’t understand how traumatic last week was for me - the hate mail that I received! How could all of you write those hurtful things about me! The one thing I will not do is apologize for how I feel about the Miz. Because when the Miz started in the company, I was the ONLY ONE WHO SUPPORTED HIM! And when he won the WWE Title, it was like my own son had won the championship! So Jerry, Jerry, last week, when all this was happening and Miz was down and you were climbing the ladder…I got caught up in the emotion of the moment. And Jerry, Jerry, because of that, that’s what I deeply regret.
King - You know, Cole, I expected you to APOLOGIZE to me. YOU COST ME THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Cole - What do you want me to say? I regret my actions. You never made a mistake before? I MADE A MISTAKE.
King - This may be a mistake - BUT I NEED TO GO UP AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED LAST WEEK.
Cole - WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT! Listen, let’s talk about this like adults. Let’s not be children here. The way that you just acted rang a bell to me. WHAT YOU JUST DID SHOWED ME THAT YOU’RE AS MUCH TO BLAME FOR WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK. We’re not supposed to make the news - we’re supposed to report it. YOU WERE THE HEADLINE, JERRY. YOU HAD TO BE JERRY THE KING LAWLER ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! YOU HAD TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT. YOU COULDN’T LET THE MIZ HAVE HIS ONE MOMENT, NO, YOU HAD TO STEAL IT FROM HIM. I don’t think I owe you an apology, I THINK YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY!
King - I’m gonna come give you what I think I owe you! (GM dings)
Punk - I guess I’ll handle this… HELLO EVERYBODY! Sorry, I’ve always wanted to do this. I HAVE RECEIVEEEEDDD AN E-MAAIILLL! The Raw GM says, AND I QUOTE, I’m ordering a cease and desist on any physicality between King and Cole. Violation of this order will result in termination. What I would like right now is for Jerry to get in the ring and shake hands with Michael.
Guy - DON’T DO IT, JERRY!
King - Okay, Cole. No physicality… But you know, I think there’s someone in the back who may wanna say something to you… (Orton comes out)
Orton - Michael, send a message to your favorite superstar, the Miz. I don’t blame him for cashing in the case when he did. I don’t. If the roles were reversed, I would have done the exact same thing. The Miz and I are a lot alike. The only difference is that I’ve proven that I have the ability to back up what I say in this ring. So Michael, keep on rooting for the Miz, I don’t care. Injured knee or not, I’m gonna take back the WWE Championship from the Miz TONIGHT! (Miz comes out)
Miz - Randy, you used to be so original. So willing to stand on your own. But now you sound like everyone else who is underestimating me. WE WERE IN THE SAME MITB MATCH, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, I WON AND YOU LOST. Now you’re left standing in the middle of the irng with nothing but tough talk and an injured knee. WELL, I STAND ON THIS STAGE AS THE NEW WWE CHAMPION. As far as you winning back your title tonight…yeah, that’s not gonna happen. Since I already defended it, I don’t have to defend it until the TLC PPV against you, Randy. The good news is your knee’s gonna be all better. The bad news is that you’re gonna lose again.
Orton - The only problem with that plan is where’s the seven guys who are gonna beat me down before you face me - AND DON’T LOOK AT A-RI - HE DOESN’T COUNT AS ONE.
Riley - That’s funny coming from a guy with one leg. Even though Miz doesn’t have to lower himself to face you, I’ve got five minutes to kill. I’ll show you and the rest of the world that even Orton can go A-Ri.
Orton - I don’t know what it is that you just said, BUT I ACCEPT. YOU’RE ON!
Miz - There’s one more thing I have to tell you. The GM told me I can pick what kind of match we can have at the TLC PPV. I’m gonna think long and hard because my decision is gonna be like me - AWESOME!
Orton - I’m looking forward to your decision, and to anyone who thinks I may be too injured to compete - there’s still one thing I can do very well… (RKOs Cole)
(before the pointless mixed tag)Punk - It is ALL on the line here…
Punk - I’m seeing double here - I hope another Maryse comes down the aisle.
Punk - I’m a fan of Bryan Daniel…
Josh - Daniel Bryan.
Punk - I don’t understand why he has his own locker room.
Josh - Well, he’s the U.S. Champ, Miz.
Punk - Did you just call me Miz?
Josh - …yeah…
Punk - The Bellas are each a 4 - together, they’re an 8.
Josh - How are they only a 4?
Punk - I have high standards.
Punk - Are you there Wade?
Otunga - He’s on his way to the arena for the tag title match.
Josh - What is your strategy to stop Cena?
Otunga - I’m not gonna tell you our strategy. Cena’s trying to pick us off one by one - all we have to do is stay united and stick to our strategy. (door knocks) That’s my food - this interview’s over. (food’s cold, door knocks again)
Cena - HEY!
Punk - That man is HUGE.
Punk - Superplex - made famous by the Dynamite Kid.
Otunga - Wade, YOUR PLAN DIDN’T WORK.
Wade - I don’t think there’s a problem with the plan - I think the problem Is with the execution…
Punk - It’s ironic that we’d shill Cena’s DVD when he’s fired.
Punk - King, you should’ve given him an old-school Memphis fireball.
Punk - Hopefully we find out an update on the condition of Husky.
Josh - I know you’re concerned.
Punk - Yes. I plan to set up an address to send cards to.
Josh - Gabriel is looking over his shoulder.
Punk - Well, we don’t have the best security here.
Punk - I like this team of Yoshi and the World’s Strongest Man - they’re adorable. I’m sure Mattel’s gonna have a nice two-pack of them.
Punk - Santino is WWE’s version of Jar Jar Binks.
(after Josh goes on a rant)Punk - Keep it up and I’ll send you right back to Superstars.
Punk - HEADBUTTS AND PUSH KICKS FOR ALL, MY FRIENDS!
Punk - If you’re Nexus, you want Jar Jar In there.
King - Josh, you ever have a woman that concerned about you?
Josh - Doubt It.
Punk - I love your self-deprication. And guys getting kicked In the face.
(after a stunner with the splits)Punk - SANTINO STUNNER!
King - Was Cena under the ring?
Punk - I THOUGHT IT WAS GRIMACE! I just saw some giant purple thing.
King - That may be the ugliest crown I’ve ever seen.
Punk - It’s his roots. Don’t forget your roots.
Sheamus - IT’S GOOD TO BE KING! When I won KOTR, I restored credibility to the crown of WWE. I’m superior to all of you peasants in the arena. I’m a greater fighter than anyone watching at home. I ENDED THE CAREER OF HHH - THE KING OF KINGS. I kicked him off his throne and became the new high king. The last high king of Ireland was named Bryan Varew. He conquered for glory and fought for Ireland. He was feared and respected across the land, but in the end, he fell and was defeated. AND THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME. BECAUSE MY REIGN WILL LIVE FOREVER. I’m better than the best and I’ll forever be remembered not as a cartoon character, BUT AS THE GREATEST HIGH KING IN HISTORY! (Morrison comes out)
Punk - It’s not polite to interrupt the king.
Morrison - Look at ya - if you were gonna go this route, go big. You got the forest helmet, the green thing - get some goblins, or elves. Gnomes. They could be your lookout. One of those half-man, half-goat things. Face of a man, body of a goat. You two can hang out after the show.
Sheamus - YOU’RE JEALOUS OF THE FACT THAT I’M A TWO-TIME WWE CHAMPION AND YOU’LL NEVER BE. YOU’RE JEALOUS THAT I’M KING AND YOU’RE NOT. You’re jealous that I’ve achieved more in 2 years than you have in your career. You’re jealous that I’m simply the better man.
Morrison - You’re right. You’ve achieved more than me. You’re a former WWE Champion. The King of the Ring. BUT I BEAT YOU AT SURVIVOR SERIES, you beat me last week. The score is 1-1, SO I’M THE BETTER MAN.
Sheamus - HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! You’re a funny man, a very funny man. If your sense of humor matches your athletic ability, you’d be standing here with a crown. But yer not and ya aren’t! Refer to me as your highness, or the high king of WWE. Set an example to all of my loyal subjects across the WWE Universe! Get down on yer hands and knees and bow to your king!
Morrison - I’m not gonna do that. They say there are no guarantees - but I’ve got one for you. I guarantee that John MORRISON WILL NEVER BOW DOWN TO KIGN SHEAMUS! (Sheamus slaps him)
Sheamus - GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES RIGHT NO…(they brawl)
Punk - See, Josh, that’s what you do when someone slaps you. So the next time someone does that to you, retaliate.
Punk - Well, it was a memorable coronation. Not for all the right reasons in Sheamus’s mind.
McCool - No one cares about Melina.
Punk - EVERYONE. SHUT. UP!
Punk - You two are Beautiful People…
McCool - Thank you!
Punk - I have no idea what just happened to ME, but I do know what happened to Melina.
Punk - LayCool are bullies. How come when I was a kid, I couldn’t get picked on by bullies that hot?
Miz - Us Weekly and TMZ are covering my every move. Everyone’s saying that I AM THE TURNING POINT OF THE COMPANY. YOU ARE REPRESENTING ME!
Punk - Angle Suplex by Orton!
Miz - I’m gonna show you what kinda stipulation match we’re gonna have at the PPV.
Josh - THERE’S A VIPER IN MIZ-VILLE!
Wade - I’M ABOUT TO ADMIT TO SOMETHING I’ve never had to admit to in my life. I got it wrong. I assumed that Cena was a man of his word, but we all know the stipulation from Survivor Series. IT WAS FREE OR FIRED, NOT, FREE OR TURN UP WHENEVER YOU’D LIKE. CENA WAS FIRED! If Cena had one ounce of honor, he’d never show is face here again. But that’s not how things have turned out. You can attack the rest of Nexus as many times as you want - the rest of Nexus can’t get you rehired. The only person who can is me! Cena, I wanna Invite you out here now cuz there’s something I wanna get off my chest. Come on - don’t be shy.
Punk - Security, we have a jumper!
Wade - I’ve allowed you out here, but if you so much as threaten me, and the Nexus will beat you within an Inch of your life. Cena, they can cheer all they want - IT DOESN’T HELP AT ALL! I know you have problems understanding me, so I’m gonna say It slowly, and If you’d like, you can read my lips - THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK. I WILL NEVER REHIRE YOU!
Cena - Wade, you’re just so stupid. I’M WADE BARRETT, I’LL NEVER REHIRE YOU. Being fired is not so bad. I’M PART OF THE WWE UNIVERSE! And I still have a lot of friends who are superstars, and I can get backstage and TAILGATE WITH THE WWE UNIVERSE. I have so much time on my hands, all I think about is making the lives of Nexus a living hell. Justin, Heath, tonight I cost you guys the tag team titles. Ya know what? At least you didn’t lose to Santino…or the Cobra…Heath, Justin, and Mac and Cutty, how were those beating I laid out last week. Otunga and Hasky, how ya like the room service call? I’m content to buy tickets to Raw and make lives of every Nexus member miserable! So Mr Barrett, if you don’t wanna hire me, I don't know what words mean! I gotta go party with these guys.
Wade - You may be able to intimidate the rest of Nexus, but you can’t Intimidate me. I’ll indulge you - say I did decide to rehire you, what assurances do I have?
Cena - IT’D BE LIKE TAKINGN TWO BEDS AND MAKING THEM BUNK BEDS. I COULD MAKE A TALK SHOW WITH CARPET. Never thought of this one - I COULD COMPETE FOR THE WWE Championship. You keep me fired, and all I have to do, every week, is buy a ticket and ruin your lives. I’m gonna be straight you with, young man, if you’ve got the guts to hire me back - the attacks on them may stop. THE ATTACKS ON YOU, WILL NOT! I deserve payback, and payback is what I will get if you have honor! WE SHOULD SETTLE IT IN THE RING TONIGHT! And if ya don’t, I’m gonna get you. You never know where I’m gonna get ya, and It’s not gonna be once. I won’t stop. Every single day that Wade Barrett is In the WWE, I made it my promise that your life will be a nightmare!
Wade - That sounded like a threat - NEXUS, EXTINGUISH THIS MAN!! NOW! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING!? COME BACK!TURN AROUND, I AM ORDERING YOU TO THE RING! GABRIEL, BACK HERE NOW! OTUNGA! THAT IS A DIRECT ORDER!
Josh - NEXUS HAS WALKED OUT ON ITS LEADER!
Punk - CENA IS FIRED! JOHN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? MY DIET SODA!
Punk - MY IPHONE!
Punk - THE MAN IS POSSESSED!
Otunga - YOU EITHER HIRE CENA BACK NEXT WEEK, OR YOU’RE GONE!
 
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[quote name='Survivalism']"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma?"[/QUOTE]

The quote of the year. Haven't laughed that hard at an insult in forever. Good to have old King back.
 
I tried...but Miz with the belt in some shit I wore to work today = NOPE!

At least wear the damn suit! Has he not learned anything from Jericho???? You can dress great....in a suit. Grown men wear suits. People my age wear that shit. And we don't wear it if we're highly important!

SUIT!!!!

I can't comment on most of Raw since I didn't watch most....but cot dammit....this Cena angle is 1 angle away from overthrowning HHH as the most dream killin' wrestler since the Hulkster!

Think about that....Nexus looked like a THREAT to society until Cena started working with 'em.

Now look at 'em....cowarding and moaning and whining. "HIRE CENA OR YOU'RE OUT THE GROUP!"

????????


And oh yea....remember Shaemus? This super bad-ass Irish man....running to Cena for him from the Nexus. Even had Edge and Jericho for a few weeks depending on Cena. Like damn....we all know he's superman. Even superman took an ass whoopin'! I think....

Nexus should be getting elevated...instead only Wade is and he's kinda getting pushed down right now. Unless he pulls off some tight shit next week...this will be the most disappointing thing since....well...you can easily insert the next one!
 
[quote name='neocisco']Has anyone else noticed how much Jeff Hardy has started to resemble Raven?[/QUOTE]
I posted when Raven wrestled Hardy that it was ironic that future-Raven was going to be the one to "retire" actual Raven.
 
I'm kinda late on the discussion, but I have to admit I'm guilty of also badmouthing TNA's PPVs while seemingly giving praise to the E. I suppose that it helps that I never watch PPVs alone, since I'm always in IRC with friends to either enjoy the show, or turn it into an episode of MST3K. Either way, I always stop watching a PPV on a very high note.

I missed the latest TNA PPV, so I can't really say anything about it, but after reading spoilers I did have a large urge to slam my head into a blunt object.
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']I'm kinda late on the discussion, but I have to admit I'm guilty of also badmouthing TNA's PPVs while seemingly giving praise to the E. I suppose that it helps that I never watch PPVs alone, since I'm always in IRC with friends to either enjoy the show, or turn it into an episode of MST3K. Either way, I always stop watching a PPV on a very high note.

I missed the latest TNA PPV, so I can't really say anything about it, but after reading spoilers I did have a large urge to slam my head into a blunt object.[/QUOTE]

I am guilty of the same too...and i just face palmed 10000x after reading the results of Final Resolution. Glad i didnt waste my time watching it.
 
I didn't watch Raw, but I'm surprised how much the stupidity of what is going on with Cena bothers everyone. I'm sure it's stupid no doubt, but considering that the owner of the company is at least a prick in character/Cena is popular with the little kids it isn't that illogical that they'd bring him out for money/popularity reasons. Now it does shit all over the has to be fired stipulation, but thinking Cena would actually be fired was a stupid stipulation to use anyway.

I don't know maybe my expectations are low, but I can't see complaining about a cartoon world acting like a cartoon.
 
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