Just had an INTERVIEW and my FLY was DOWN the ENTIRE time!!!

[quote name='Ledhed']I dunno if the emo crowd would really get jave, and vice-versa.[/QUOTE]

I'd agree. Gracing them with Javeryh's neurotic tales of the City would be akin to setting pearls before swine.
 
[quote name='javeryh']What's an "emo crowd" - is it like a pack of crybaby teenagers or something?[/QUOTE]

A pack of crybaby teenagers with ugly hair, ugly clothing, a bad taste in music, and stupid glasses. :D
 
Heh i bet it was open because Jav couldn't resist watching a special video before the interview to calm his nerves and forgot to zip up in his rush to be there on time. I thought crazy crap happened to me, but you take the cake man Although one time in highschool I made it all the way to my bus stop in just my boxers because I wa so hung over from the night before.
 
I think my most embarrassign moment like that happened to me back in 4th grade. I was walking next to a cabinet and my shorts pocket got caught on a knob and I didn't notice, so I ended up ripping my entire shorts down the side and I was standing there confused and in my underwear :(
 
[quote name='triforcer']the interviewers probably thought he was really cocky.

*rim shot*[/QUOTE]

Or it could be they thought he was a big dick... or a little dick. 8-[ :lol: j/k javeryh;)
 
Ya know javy... by exposing yourself to new situations, they actually meant you should broaden your horizons.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Or it could be they thought he was a big dick... or a little dick. 8-[ :lol: j/k javeryh;)[/QUOTE]

Maybe they thought he was going balls out for the position. ;)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Maybe that thought he was going balls out for the position. ;)[/QUOTE]

Who knows? Maybe it was an 'oral' interview? :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Who knows? Maybe it was an 'oral' interview? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Um, maybe he misheard them when they were talking about penal restraints?
 
[quote name='javeryh']Maybe he was trying to show that he would go to "great lengths" to get the job...[/QUOTE]

Nah, maybe he was trying to show them that there wouldn't be any discomfort when he assumed his new position... they'd only feel a little prick.
 
Maybe he was trying to show them he would be banging the boss's wife inside two weeks... um, wait... that's not right... hang on... ok... maybe he was trying to show them he is willing to work "long and hard" at the new position... yeah, that's it!
 
Maybe it's for a law position in a politician's administration. He might become a valuable asset during the next erection.
 
Maybe he wanted to proove he'd be a "hard working member" for the company. He'd provide a lot of stiff competition for current team members that just couldn't rise to the challenge.
 
[quote name='shipwreck']Maybe he wanted to proove he'd be a hard working member for the company. He'd provide a lot of stiff competition for current team members that just couldn't rise to the challenge.[/QUOTE]

Shipwreck for the trifecta and FTW! :lol::applause:

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But still, javeryh should be always use protection for any future interviews. He'll never know if they'll give him a condom-minium as a signing bonus if he's careful.
 
Letter arrives in the mail shortly after the interview:

We at XYZ would like to extend a job offer which matches your qualifications. The position that you were interviewed for is beneath your abilities. We have created a new position and even a new department for you.

After conferring with the other interviewers, we have reached a consensus that while a good employee is hard to find, a hard employee is even a better find! We were equally impressed that you had the accompanying balls to go with it. Last but not least was your impressive staying power during the entire length of the interview.

If you decide to accept this offer of employment, please report to Mr. Woody in Bldg 48, lower campus for processing. Due to your physical prowess, we ask that you keep your asset covered at all times to avoid creating any morale (and moral) issues to the other employees. We expect that there will be a brief transition period until the employees are fully acclimated to the new sight on campus. Don't fret, it won't be long before you are allowed to "let it hang out" as you did during the interview.

We expect your contributions to take our company in a new direction and your success is contingent on your ability to keep it up.

P.S. The carpet and upholstery in your new office will receive extra Scotchguard treatment for easy maintenance. A simple wipe should suffice.
 
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