[quote name='Slim Gatsby']Hahaha this is hilarious to me because I was at a KB with a friend of mine on Tuesday since the B2G1 and 20% off were stacking. The manager was doing the transaction with some teenager behind the counter dicking around. Suddenly, we hear an "Oh,

!" and the kid is
bleeding.
Manager: "What happened?"
Kid: "I cut myself!"
Manager: "With what?"
Kid: "This!" *holds up an epee pen*
Manager: "Where did you get that?!?!"
Kid: "In the drawer?"
Manager: "Why were you playing with it?!"
Kid: "What is it?"
Manager: "Another employee's epee pen, incase she has an alllergic reaction?"
Kid: "What's going to happen to me?"
Manager: "I don't know. Call her and ask."
*The kid goes running into the back, and a portly female assistant manager waddles up front*
Portly: "Why is he bleeding everywhere?"
Manager: "He cut himself."
Portly: "On what?"
Manager: "On this."
Portly: "What is that?"
Manager: "Another employee's epee pen."
Portly: "What's it for?"
Manager: "To treat her if she has an allergic reaction."
Portly: "Where did he get that from?!?!"
Manager: "It was in the drawer."
Portly: "Well, why was he playing with it?!"
Manager: "I don't know."
Portly: "What's going to happen to him?!?"
Manager: "Call her and ask."
This exchange repeated several times. My friend and I were convinced we had stumbled into an Abbot & Costello routine and it took every ounce of strength we had not to burst out laughing in the middle of the store. But we did laugh our asses off the whole ride home.[/quote]

Classic. I love how you named her "Portly" in the conversation string, too.