Kind of Funny Wife Drama

gabolous

gabolous

CAGiversary!
Ok so "my friend" ;) just bought a "business car" for work and taxes. Anyways somehow this whole rant is related to that I think. All because they don't want unrelated to work miles on there car.

Can any other CAG's relate to a wife reacting this way? :)
Don't take it to serious its obvious we gots problems.
So these are being texted to me from the mrs.

"If i would have know u were going to be a stuck up selfish peice of shit i would have reconsidered this marriage... Dont plan on this to last. fuck u! Ive been sick of your selfish ass since day one...uhhh plz do the kids and i a favor and be selfish ALLL BYY UURR SSEELLFF.(1/4) Do me a favor and go out tonight and fuck someone else over....ur just as selfish as anyother bitch on the fucken planet...u dont appritiate shit...ur parents sure fucked up in raising u...im done trying to be there for some one..u turn ur back on me just like alyssa and everyone else that comes in and out of my lifee......i have nothing of my own other then my kids...i hate selfish greedddddddyyyyyy ppllee and i hate u...so leave me the 6UCCCKKK AAALLOONNEE. I want my car..i just want to get the fuck out of this stupid pathetic life...i hate u for ever doing this to me...i hate ur parents for runing my life...i hate always being alone and i hate evryone whoo has the fucken nerve to SCREWING ME OVER...i just want to get the fuck out No humen living person appritiates shit anymore...everyone is soo fucked up and greedy as fuck....ur sister retarded and alyssas fucken high...why cant anyone use there fuckEN brains and learn to appritiate anythingz...this is so pathetic..my brother cant grow up for shit...no one gets there stupid as fuck..and im the one ALWAYS paying the price...i hate this pathetic life I hate that i got pregnant..i brought kids into this life and they have no one like me..no family no friends to relay on..and are surrounded by stupid pple..i wish i wouldnt have gotten pregnant. Achiiles and atticus love ur stupid sister and she has the nerve to reject them over a pathetic pot head w no job and life...the only ppl the kids no and they get fucked over like me..THE STORY OF OUR fuckEN LIFE. Uhhh i wish i could blow up in everyone faces and tell them theyr stupid and retarted as fuck...i do nothing but give ppl advice and help them out..and what do i get in return??? Deleated from fb or ignore through text or NOTHING at all but a cold shoulder..yeah " TRUTH HURTS BITCHES" so fucken learn uhh i hate everyone! Im done w this shit, and im done w church..im just going to focus on school and buy me a house..maybe i can have one thing of my own in this pathetic life. U can do u..ill do me.
ME;Check urself before I publicize this whole rant
Her: Check myself..go ahead big mouth..if anyone needs to check them selves IS U. U never know the difference of being selfish, greddy and big mouth if it to keep ur mouth shut about anything..u were never on my side to begin w..whats new? slapped u in the face..u are so blind sided like everyone else..what r u gonna say??? U and ur parents should get a broudcast show since u dont know how
ME:How can I be on your side when u hate me?
HER: Oh please..even if i dont hate u u dont know how to pick sides.the right side...uv always been ur parents pupet..thats what fucked u and ur sister up..and our relationship..everyonr know it and seen it..why cant u? Why cant u think for urself and stopd being how u wete raised.selfish and blindLove is not one sided..love is not selfish...THIS ISNT LOVE...this is glennsss world.It always has been and theres NEVER been us... Uhhh grow a pair glenn and stop being like the rest of the world. Selfish and greedy...i understand u wernt taught how to be generous and put others before u...but now can be the time u learn a thing or two and apply it to ur life if u want to be sucessful. Have an open mind. Ur sisters living in the one sided love fanasty w joey..shes blind as fuck..joeys using her for her car to get to his exs house..iv always been trying to love u even when ur a fucken porn lover...but u always hurt me...u never appritiated me..i kept trying to tell u u can buy a car cus i felt u deserved it..but fuck me..fuck me..fuck me...u will never chaange...U are as stupid and blind and pathetic as ur sister..u dont learn from ur mistakes and u dont know a good thing when u have one.U just manage to fuck up everything. All i wanted to do was show my parents that WE (stupid me i thought we were married) haha bought our first car and how sick it was......but u want to be ur selfish stobern usual self...uhhh soo excuse me mr. Im the king of everything that i tested u so u can see what ur really made of.U can return my shoes..ill find my own way getting by...might as well get used to it depending on only me" (I haven't really responded to the messages, so I guess she's venting?)

I"ll add it as it comes

Aint love grand
 
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"U never know the difference of being selfish, greddy and big mouth if it to keep ur mouth shut about anything."

My sentiments exactly.
 
"All i wanted to do was show my parents that WE (stupid me i thought we were married) haha bought our first car and how sick it was......but u want to be ur selfish stobern usual self...uhhh soo excuse me mr. Im the king of everything that i tested u so u can see what ur really made of.
ME:U could wait till tomorrow when everyone is home
HER:W.e live ur own life..i wont get in ur car. Just bring me mine
ME:(being smart) U mean my other car
HER: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah fuck this marrage...were done!
U can return my shoes..ill find my own way getting by...might as well get used to it depending on only meWhen ur done crying to ur parents make sure u bundle the boys..they are still sick
ME:I'm not saying poop*, if anything I'll text ur parents
HER:God ur so predictable....u always cry to ur rents cus u cant grow some balls and handle ur own shit...stop crying to other ppl...uhhhh
ME:please keep pushing me so I can post this on the internet(wink)
HER:Lol what r u going to post? Inlightn me?
ME:No, I'm just gonna do it
HER: Wow..yes let evey one know our buisness so ppl can see what kida man u really. One who cant take care of his own home..and neglects his wife and humiliates his fam..what a great man? Im sure someone would be proud of ur work...like a drunk fool whos doing the same to his family due to his selfishness.Thanks for ruening everyhting...AS AAALLWWAAYYSS!!!!!
 
[quote name='gabolous']Ok so I just bought a "business car" for work and taxes. Anyways somehow this whole rant is related to that I think. All because I don't want unrelated to work miles on my car.

Can any other CAG's relate to a wife reacting this way? :)
Don't take it to serious its obvious we gots problems.
So these are being texted to me from the mrs.

"If i would have know u were going to be a stuck up selfish peice of shit i would have reconsidered this marriage... Dont plan on this to last. fuck u! Ive been sick of your selfish ass since day one...uhhh plz do the kids and i a favor and be selfish ALLL BYY UURR SSEELLFF.(1/4) Do me a favor and go out tonight and fuck someone else over....ur just as selfish as anyother bitch on the fucken planet...u dont appritiate shit...ur parents sure fucked up in raising u...im done trying to be there for some one..u turn ur back on me just like alyssa and everyone else that comes in and out of my lifee......i have nothing of my own other then my kids...i hate selfish greedddddddyyyyyy ppllee and i hate u...so leave me the 6UCCCKKK AAALLOONNEE. I want my car..i just want to get the fuck out of this stupid pathetic life...i hate u for ever doing this to me...i hate ur parents for runing my life...i hate always being alone and i hate evryone whoo has the fucken nerve to SCREWING ME OVER...i just want to get the fuck out No humen living person appritiates shit anymore...everyone is soo fucked up and greedy as fuck....ur sister retarded and alyssas fucken high...why cant anyone use there fuckEN brains and learn to appritiate anythingz...this is so pathetic..my brother cant grow up for shit...no one gets there stupid as fuck..and im the one ALWAYS paying the price...i hate this pathetic life I hate that i got pregnant..i brought kids into this life and they have no one like me..no family no friends to relay on..and are surrounded by stupid pple..i wish i wouldnt have gotten pregnant. Achiiles and atticus love ur stupid sister and she has the nerve to reject them over a pathetic pot head w no job and life...the only ppl the kids no and they get fucked over like me..THE STORY OF OUR fuckEN LIFE. Uhhh i wish i could blow up in everyone faces and tell them theyr stupid and retarted as fuck...i do nothing but give ppl advice and help them out..and what do i get in return??? Deleated from fb or ignore through text or NOTHING at all but a cold shoulder..yeah " TRUTH HURTS BITCHES" so fucken learn uhh i hate everyone! Im done w this shit, and im done w church..im just going to focus on school and buy me a house..maybe i can have one thing of my own in this pathetic life. U can do u..ill do me.
ME;Check urself before I publicize this whole rant
Her: Check myself..go ahead big mouth..if anyone needs to check them selves IS U. U never know the difference of being selfish, greddy and big mouth if it to keep ur mouth shut about anything..u were never on my side to begin w..whats new? slapped u in the face..u are so blind sided like everyone else..what r u gonna say??? U and ur parents should get a broudcast show since u dont know how
ME:How can I be on your side when u hate me?
HER: Oh please..even if i dont hate u u dont know how to pick sides.the right side...uv always been ur parents pupet..thats what fucked u and ur sister up..and our relationship..everyonr know it and seen it..why cant u? Why cant u think for urself and stopd being how u wete raised.selfish and blindLove is not one sided..love is not selfish...THIS ISNT LOVE...this is glennsss world.It always has been and theres NEVER been us... Uhhh grow a pair glenn and stop being like the rest of the world. Selfish and greedy...i understand u wernt taught how to be generous and put others before u...but now can be the time u learn a thing or two and apply it to ur life if u want to be sucessful. Have an open mind. Ur sisters living in the one sided love fanasty w joey..shes blind as fuck..joeys using her for her car to get to his exs house..iv always been trying to love u even when ur a fucken porn lover...but u always hurt me...u never appritiated me..i kept trying to tell u u can buy a car cus i felt u deserved it..but fuck me..fuck me..fuck me...u will never chaange...U are as stupid and blind and pathetic as ur sister..u dont learn from ur mistakes and u dont know a good thing when u have one.U just manage to fuck up everything. All i wanted to do was show my parents that WE (stupid me i thought we were married) haha bought our first car and how sick it was......but u want to be ur selfish stobern usual self...uhhh soo excuse me mr. Im the king of everything that i tested u so u can see what ur really made of.U can return my shoes..ill find my own way getting by...might as well get used to it depending on only me" (I haven't really responded to the messages, so I guess she's venting?)

I"ll add it as it comes

Aint love grand[/QUOTE]

:whistle2:#
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']This thread is totally ruening my night.[/QUOTE]

Sorry I guess it was funnier when it started.
 
Also all the grammatical errors are kind of bugging me. But I don't wanna be called an anal, selfish, pornloving, fool, crybaby, allstar
 
[quote name='Scorch']I can't wait to get married!

Haha, confoosious say you need Appritiative woman![/QUOTE]

I'm only 23, I got like 50years left with this broad.
 
I don't really want to insult this dude's wife but... she is butchering the english language. It's almost at "crime against humanity" levels.
 
[quote name='Strell']There are times where I can't tell if she's writing a word or quoting a spell from Harry Potter.[/QUOTE]

Bahaha... Nice.

This thread has totally made a really crappy day not so bad. Thanks OP :)
 
I read until the English major in me had enough and couldn't go forward, but this was pretty funny in a Winnebago Man way. Here's to hoping you know a good lawyer and/or hitman.
 
[quote name='gabolous']Also all the grammatical errors are kind of bugging me. But I don't wanna be called an anal, selfish, pornloving, fool, crybaby, allstar[/QUOTE]


whats so wrong about loving porn?
 
Ironically enough, the wife and I just had a huge fight. This thread makes me appreciate the fact that my wife is educated. My god, does that even qualify as English? If she does leave you, consider it a blessing and find yourself an educated woman.
 
[quote name='gabolous']I'm only 23, I got like 50years left with this broad.[/QUOTE]

Um...no you don't.

Out of curiosity, what triggered all of this? How did buying a "business car" make her so unhappy?
 
[quote name='wishlish']Um...no you don't.

Out of curiosity, what triggered all of this? How did buying a "business car" make her so unhappy?[/QUOTE]

I think, if I'm following right:

"I need a car for business."
"yay! Let's go drive to see my parents and show off our new car!"
"Um, we can't- it's a business car, I can't write it off in our taxes if I use it for non business trips."
"what?! You miserable wste of skin-"

At this point the thread starts.

So THIS is why my fiance wants a prenup...
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']So, wait. You're married to slidecage?[/QUOTE]

/Thread.

As an accountant, I am definitely on the OP's side. He is sticking to his guns and trying to avoid defrauding the IRS by using the car only for work purposes and not on the side without reporting it. Kudos to you, sir.
 
23? there's the first mistake.

Can you post of picture of her? I want to see if any of this is even worth it.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']/Thread.

As an accountant, I am definitely on the OP's side. He is sticking to his guns and trying to avoid defrauding the IRS by using the car only for work purposes and not on the side without reporting it. Kudos to you, sir.[/QUOTE]

Haha, I'd like to see you explain that theory to this lady. Seems a bit past her level.
 
Even if no one here knows who she is, I'd say if you intend for this to last at all never threaten her with airing your dirty laundry in public, and certainly never let her find out you followed through on said threat.
 
[quote name='DestroVega']23? there's the first mistake.

Can you post of picture of her? I want to see if any of this is even worth it.[/QUOTE]

Just so it doesn't get lost in the fold.
 
[quote name='OnyxPrimal']Ya know my wife dosen't like me, but if she talked to me that way I'd take the kids and leave.[/QUOTE]


Kinda what i was thinkin you just dont talk/text to people this way regardless of Wife/family/friends its inappropriate
 
[quote name='nddave']Kinda what i was thinkin you just dont talk/text to people this way regardless of Wife/family/friends its inappropriate[/QUOTE]

Are you referring to the rudeness or the illiteracy?
 
[quote name='gabolous']Also all the grammatical errors are kind of bugging me. But I don't wanna be called an anal, selfish, pornloving, fool, crybaby, allstar[/QUOTE]
Might I suggest an anniversary gift she'll love you for?;)


:lol:
[quote name='gabolous']I'm only 23, I got like 50years left with this broad.[/QUOTE]
And you got married?:whistle2:# Yikes. I'm 36 n even if I could find a broad to put up with the subtle nuances that make me me I would NOT get married.
[quote name='danielisawinner']I bet you made her touch your hands for stupid reasons !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
:rofl: That.....was....HILARIOUS!!
 
[quote name='wishlish']Um...no you don't.

Out of curiosity, what triggered all of this? How did buying a "business car" make her so unhappy?[/QUOTE]

Maybe it was just a catalyst....
 
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