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Probably April fools
 
[quote name='ananag112']Probably April fools[/QUOTE]

"41 Nintendo Characters"

4/1

Yep.

They've fallen quite far since the Sheng Long code.
 
How is that even an April Fool's joke? It says very plainly on the front "The Ultimate Fanboy Pipedream." Doesn't pipedream give it away?
 
They say "pipe dream" as both a pun (because it takes place in the Mushroom Kingdom) and giving away that it is a April Fools joke.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']"41 Nintendo Characters"

4/1

Yep.

They've fallen quite far since the Sheng Long code.[/QUOTE]


W.A. Stokins from Fuldigen, HA would be very unhappy to hear how far they have fallen. :)

I know people that did just that. :) (Waste Tokens)
 
It's not very convincing, especially since they used the same art from Kingdom Hearts II.

Also I think that blogger/Google link has been taken down, says you "dont have permission to view it on this sever"
 
[quote name='62t']Wont it be funny if Square actually announce KH for Wii?[/quote]

For some reason I have a good feeling they will... a side-story, though.
 
I support this blatantly shitty joke because it draws the two things we both love, Kingdon Hearts and Wii, into the same spotlight. This will only further Square to pursue a Kingdom Hearts on the Wii.
 
Kingdom hearts 3 on ps3 and then any other spin off can go anywhere but KH3 needs PS3 only. I don't want to play kingdom hearts sequel with shitty graphics when they can be amazing.
 
Yeah, this has hit GameFAQs. Next Gen Gaming had a bunch of threads about it, but it's fairly obvious it's an April fools joke.
 
Does anyone else think it's kind of lame that game magazines still do this? I've yet to see Time magazine print an April Fools, "We nuked Iran" article, nor would I want to. It just smacks of unprofessionalism to me.
 
[quote name='Squall835']Does anyone else think it's kind of lame that game magazines still do this? I've yet to see Time magazine print an April Fools, "We nuked Iran" article, nor would I want to. It just smacks of unprofessionalism to me.[/quote]
When did game magazines become serious business?
 
I read somewhere (I think someone on CAG was talking about it) that Disney wants the new Kingdom Hearts game on the Wii.
[quote name='62t']Wont it be funny if Square actually announce KH for Wii?[/quote]
 
[quote name='whoknows']Mario would ruin Kingdom Hearts[/QUOTE]

Yes, adding Mario to that magical mix of Hercules and Final Fantasy VIII is what would ruin Kingdom Hearts. It's a fun game series that's a guilty pleasure for me personally, but let's be honest for a second. The game is a bigger whore then Paris Hilton when it comes to tossing random shit in that really doesn't fit too well. I honestly don't think adding a Mushroom Kingdom level would bring down the street cred of a game that has ties to Final Fantasy X-2 and Tarzan.
 
[quote name='furyk']Yes, adding Mario to that magical mix of Hercules and Final Fantasy VIII is what would ruin Kingdom Hearts. It's a fun game series that's a guilty pleasure for me personally, but let's be honest for a second. The game is a bigger whore then Paris Hilton when it comes to tossing random shit in that really doesn't fit too well. I honestly don't think adding a Mushroom Kingdom level would bring down the street cred of a game that has ties to Final Fantasy X-2 and Tarzan.[/quote]

X2 was kinda retarded, but I
 
My girlfriend nearly peed herself when she saw this thread...and then she saw it was a joke and got mad at ME.

Women...
 
[quote name='howlinmad']W.A. Stokins from Fuldigen, HA would be very unhappy to hear how far they have fallen. :)

I know people that did just that. :) (Waste Tokens)[/QUOTE]

:rofl: :applause:

Good form, sir. OTOH, you're showing your age. :lol:
 
[quote name='panasonic']Kingdom hearts 3 on ps3 and then any other spin off can go anywhere but KH3 needs PS3 only. I don't want to play kingdom hearts sequel with shitty graphics when they can be amazing.[/QUOTE]
I hope it comes out on Wii exclusively, just to smite you.

And considering that Square-Enix needs there to actually be a decent-sized user base for the game, I wouldn't be suprised if they did shift it to Wii.
 
[quote name='panasonic']Kingdom hearts 3 on ps3 and then any other spin off can go anywhere but KH3 needs PS3 only. I don't want to play kingdom hearts sequel with shitty graphics when they can be amazing.[/quote]

And yet you didnt mind playing the first two Kingdom Hearts on the PS2, the weakest system of the bunch by a wide margin.
 
I don't know what you mean by that but the games on the PS2 looked much better than the games on Gamecube. I would agree that Xbox games looked better than PS2 games, but PS2 weakest? Nahhhhh

I had a Gamecube along with my PS2 and if there had been anything on the system that even remotely resembled a God of War or Final Fantasy graphically, maybe I wouldn't have sold it so quickly.
 
[quote name='jling84']I don't know what you mean by that but the games on the PS2 looked much better than the games on Gamecube. I would agree that Xbox games looked better than PS2 games, but PS2 weakest? Nahhhhh

I had a Gamecube along with my PS2 and if there had been anything on the system that even remotely resembled a God of War or Final Fantasy graphically, maybe I wouldn't have sold it so quickly.[/quote]

reeks of fanboy. We need a smelly smilie. Gamecube has/had a lot of untapped potential because it wasn't properly supported and in fact it was the second strongest of last gen.

By the way, EGM just sucks. This is pathetic. This is not an April Fool's Joke, but cruel tortue as I was about to jump out of my chair when I found this thread title. I was so happy.
 
[quote name='jling84']I don't know what you mean by that but the games on the PS2 looked much better than the games on Gamecube. I would agree that Xbox games looked better than PS2 games, but PS2 weakest? Nahhhhh

I had a Gamecube along with my PS2 and if there had been anything on the system that even remotely resembled a God of War or Final Fantasy graphically, maybe I wouldn't have sold it so quickly.[/QUOTE]

Apparently you've played both the Gamecube and PS2 versions of Resident Evil 4. Metroid Prime? One of the most beautiful games of last gen. Granted the PS2 has surprised me with its consistent improvement in the graphics arena, however to say its more powerful than the GC is ludicrious.
 
Ya maybe better games...but the PS2 seems so poorly made, even the new slim ones, compared to the GC. GC works PERFECTLY and it's been here since launch and I've only had ONE freeze the entire time I've had it, and it didn't even occur when I was playing...I've moved it all over, used it on trips with a TV in the car, etc...I bet my PS2 would never last that lol...my new slim froze in the first week when I played a long spurt...screwed up my save file too.
 
[quote name='jling84']I don't know what you mean by that but the games on the PS2 looked much better than the games on Gamecube. I would agree that Xbox games looked better than PS2 games, but PS2 weakest? Nahhhhh

I had a Gamecube along with my PS2 and if there had been anything on the system that even remotely resembled a God of War or Final Fantasy graphically, maybe I wouldn't have sold it so quickly.[/QUOTE]
Are you fucking dumb/high? You never played Metroid Prime or RE4, did you? How about Twilight Princess?

Yes, the PS2 was the weakest. Go look at the tech specs yourself.

The reason you think GoW and FF look better is because of a preference for those games' art direction/style. But I assure you, they are running on inferior hardware.

Get a fucking clue. There is no debating this; it's a matter of pure numbers.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']And yet you didnt mind playing the first two Kingdom Hearts on the PS2, the weakest system of the bunch by a wide margin.[/quote]
well you are a fucking dumbass now aren't you? The graphics on the ps2 where not that bad compared to gamecube and xbox but this is now next gen ps3 and 360 pulling very realistic stuff and the wii is stuck with gamecube.

the wii does not make amazing possibilities I have been playing Zelda and moving the control around doesn't make it so much more immersive, the game is awesome because of the the actual design and how everything builds up. If it’s on the wii it will be more of a Ps2 sequel then the next gen I want.
 
i dunno maybe its just me, but when it said the ultimate fanboy pipe dream, i kind of figured it was just talking about the possibilities and it wasnt actually real.
 
"Next-Gen" looking games doesnt suddenly invalidate the quality of the previous generation titles, unless your evaluation of said quality is tied to polygon count or light bloom


By that logic, you shouldnt buy Kingdom Hearts 3 on the PS3. Why? Because in the PRESENT, looking back at Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2, they must have sucked because they were only good by last gen standards, which arent good anymore. So you're not actually a fan of the series
 
[quote name='panasonic']well you are a fucking dumbass now aren't you? The graphics on the ps2 where not that bad compared to gamecube and xbox but this is now next gen ps3 and 360 pulling very realistic stuff and the wii is stuck with gamecube.[/QUOTE]
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Please shut up.

Also, so, the Wii is "stuck with gamecube," huh? Well, that's OK, because it's also stuck with the current best sell-through rate of any system, selling half as many units in a mere 3 months, as the 360 has in 14 months. Not to mention that it's outsold PS3 by a 3-to-1 ratio.
 
In the end, good software design is the most important thing with a gaming console. I know there is a growing disagreement with that mindset with all of the multipurpose gadgets we have nowadays.

The control scheme itself, whether it be standard controller, mouse and keyboard, or Wii remote, cannot by itself dictate the quality of a game.

Great games can be designed around all the existing schemes.

Well designed Software is the reason the DS is where it is, and you could argue that in comparison with the PSP, its merely GBA+ in power. Hell, a ton of DS games visually appear to be on par with GBA stuff.
 
This may be a misdirection to draw many people away from the real April Fool's joke that they've got elsewhere. No idea what the issue's contents are, but they've never been this lazy. Then again, the magazine gets incrementally worse each year...

...don't get me wrong, it's still the best gaming magazine, in my opinion/fact. It's just not what it used to be.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']And yet you didnt mind playing the first two Kingdom Hearts on the PS2, the weakest system of the bunch by a wide margin.[/quote]

By a wide margin? No, the PS2 was definitely the worst looking but it was certainly comparable to the PS2 and Xbox. And the gap between PS3/360 and Wii this time is huge, considering the Wii just has the visuals of a last gen system.
 
[quote name='panasonic']well you are a fucking dumbass now aren't you? The graphics on the ps2 where not that bad compared to gamecube and xbox but this is now next gen ps3 and 360 pulling very realistic stuff and the wii is stuck with gamecube.

the wii does not make amazing possibilities I have been playing Zelda and moving the control around doesn't make it so much more immersive, the game is awesome because of the the actual design and how everything builds up. If it’s on the wii it will be more of a Ps2 sequel then the next gen I want.[/quote]

I love your custom sig. Being paid by Sony must really help the bills
 
[quote name='Rozz']By a wide margin? No, the PS2 was definitely the worst looking but it was certainly comparable to the PS2 and Xbox. And the gap between PS3/360 and Wii this time is huge, considering the Wii just has the visuals of a last gen system.[/quote]The point is, a Wii Kingdom Hearts would look no worse, and likely better, than KH2, so it's not as if the game will now be horrifically ugly.
 
[quote name='botticus']The point is, a Wii Kingdom Hearts would look no worse, and likely better, than KH2, so it's not as if the game will now be horrifically ugly.[/quote]

even though it won't look bad i would play it wondering how much better it would be on a ps3 or 360:lol: GRAPHIC WHORE FOR THE WIN:bouncy::ps3::ps3::ps3::360::360::360:Mass effect on the 360 hooked me just based on graphics, and i enjoyed driver 3 on xbox very much only thing i didn't like about it was shitty soundtrack when not in car and he made side steps instead of walking like everyone else. I did not like the ps2 version though.
 
[quote name='panasonic']even though it won't look bad i would play it wondering how much better it would be on a ps3 or 360:lol: GRAPHIC WHORE FOR THE WIN:bouncy::ps3::ps3::ps3::360::360::360:Mass effect on the 360 hooked me just based on graphics, and i enjoyed driver 3 on xbox very much only thing i didn't like about it was shitty soundtrack when not in car and he made side steps instead of walking like everyone else. I did not like the ps2 version though.[/quote]you know what punctuation is right? give it a shot, wouldn't hurt you know :roll:
 
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