LAST DAY! Win 2 Wii Games!

JohnMasterLee

JohnMasterLee

CAGiversary!
The Kartel has another round of giveaways in their 100 Games Giveaway Via Facebook!

This time, it's 2 Wii games (because you Wii fans always feel like you're being left out in the cold.)

There's two ways to enter!

1. LIKE our Facebook page, and leave a comment!

2. Leave a comment below: Answer this:
Waggle your Wii-mote sounds dirty. Come up with something dirtier that you can do with your Wii. NOTE: You must do step 1 to qualify for step 2.

1 winner randomly picked for US/Canada folks!

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I hadn't used my Wii in such a long time that it was getting dusty.

My family is rather close. We all live in around the same area and visit each other often. So, when my grandmother reached the ripe age of 80, we decided that instead of putting her in a nursing home, we'd let her stay with us. Why not? We have a big enough house, and it would be better for her to spend time with her loved ones in her old age.

The other day, I came downstairs to find that my grandmother had fallen over and was having trouble getting back up; she had been complaining about her hips for a while. I had known that she wasn't as agile as she used to be, and her legs aren't as strong as they used to be.

Upon seeing her in this helpless, prone position, I just knew I had to do something. Immediately, without thinking, I gave my Wii to her, and, wouldn't you know it? My Wii Fit.

Best day of her life.
 
During a party, I was playing with my Wii near the snacks. Suddenly I got Sour Cream all over the place XD *If it has to be the same comment*

Other then than, I invited my friends over to play with my Wii. Afterwards we played some video games
 
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Anything is dirty with the Wii-mote without the Wii Condom ;)

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I always play with my Wii. And if I'm not playing with it, I think about playing with it. Oh yeah . . . (closes eyes)
 
[quote name='Blade']I hadn't used my Wii in such a long time that it was getting dusty.

My family is rather close. We all live in around the same area and visit each other often. So, when my grandmother reached the ripe age of 80, we decided that instead of putting her in a nursing home, we'd let her stay with us. Why not? We have a big enough house, and it would be better for her to spend time with her loved ones in her old age.

The other day, I came downstairs to find that my grandmother had fallen over and was having trouble getting back up; she had been complaining about her hips for a while. I had known that she wasn't as agile as she used to be, and her legs aren't as strong as they used to be.

Upon seeing her in this helpless, prone position, I just knew I had to do something. Immediately, without thinking, I gave my Wii to her, and, wouldn't you know it? My Wii Fit.

Best day of her life.[/QUOTE]

Wooooaaahhhh.... that's...... awkward.
 
This is same comment I left on Facebook, but what the heck.

‎"My wife and I were playing with my Wii when her college roommate showed up and she wanted to join in! My Wii Remote has never "dinged" like that before"
 
So I wake up, and my dog is licking my Wii. I think I'd left my peanut butter and jelly sandwich on top, and PB&J had gotten all over my Wii. Damn thing was so sticky. Then my other dog comes over and starts licking my Wii, too. The first one decides he doesn't like this, so he growls at the second dog. Then she gets angry and bites down on my Wii, trying to drag it away. He grips the other end in his teeth, and all of a sudden my dogs are both tugging on my Wii, shaking it back and forth. Then I hear a cracking sound...
 
[quote name='JohnMasterLee']Wooooaaahhhh.... that's...... awkward.[/QUOTE]

It's only awkward given what we're talking about. ;) Taken out of context, it's a really sweet little anecdote that's entirely untrue.

I laughed while writing it, so I'm happy even if I don't win.
 
So yesterday I decided to use my Wii for the first time in months. I noticed it was a little dirty so I blew it and it went all over my face :(
 
When I learned how much enjoyment my Wii could be, I got carried away and became addicted. I was using it whenever I could, with anyone I could. it didn't matter if it was a girl, boy, adult, or kid.. I seriously had to play with someone almost everyday.

Well, turns out I played with the wrong people which led to my wii having problems. I took it to get checked, and sure enough.. My wii-mote was damaged. They manged to fix it, but suggested I start using the rubber glove from now on. It honestly doesn't feel the same, but hey.. at least I can play without worries now.
 
I like playing with my wii with others. Like large groups of people. Sometimes with people I don't even know at big parties. You just get a weird sensation when others (known or unknown) are holding and waggling your wiimote. Sadly though, most of the ladies refuse to play on my wii :(
 
"I like to rub my Wii-mote all over everything in my house, it feels sooooo good :)" was my post for the contest, hope i'm not too late?
 
I must say, my arm muscles have gotten stronger ever since I started playing with my Wii! I'd power it on, and play it like there is no tomorrow! Now, I'm ready to play it with friends; 4 Wii players at time sounds fun--but messy too. That's why I wear my Wii-cover!
 
So from my unscientific analysis, the wii mote is symbolic of something phallic, and that masturbation is pretty much how we play with it.

Interesting.
 
I have to run home and recharge my katana in no more heroes.... yeah if you played it you know that is dirty!
 
Warioware has you balancing our Wii-mote in your hand, on your head, and has you flailing it all around the room. Careful not to smack anyone.
 
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