List of top 100 Unsexiest Men

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Gottfried named Unsexiest Man in the World
Boston weekly names top 100; others include bin Laden and Brad Pitt
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]MSNBC staff and news service reports[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Updated: 3:44 p.m. ET April 18, 2006[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The voice of the AFLAC duck has been named the Unsexiest Man in the World.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Comedian Gilbert Gottfried tops the list compiled by the Boston Phoenix's Web site. The list is a mix of entertainers, sports stars, even terrorists. Osama bin Laden is number eight on the list.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Of Gottfried, the Phoenix says "The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The alternative weekly's number-two choice might reveal their Boston Red Sox hometown bias: The choice is New York Yankee pitcher Randy Johnson.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The list fills out the top five with media personalities Roger Ebert, Dr. Phil, and Alan Colmes.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Others on the unsexy list include Michael Jackson, Jerry Seinfeld, Ron Howard, and Clay Aiken. Of Aiken, the runner-up to Ruben Studdard on "American Idol 2," the site snarks "he still looks like someone's bratty little brother."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Other musicians show up on the list as well. Nickelback's Chad Kroeger gets dissed for "massive head, weird face, and bad hair," as well as for simply being in Nickelback, which the magazine calls "the worst band since the dawn of music." And My Chemical Romance member Gerard Way is labeled the "luckiest dude since Ringo."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline ranks 99th, with the comment "Mooching hicks aren't so hot these days."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sneaking in at number 100 is Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt? He made the list because of rumors about bad hygiene.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Perhaps all the ugliness made the writers exhausted — about halfway through the article, they simply start listing names, sans commentary, for many of the men.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Phoenix readers are having their own say by commenting on the online article. Not all of them are thrilled with the choices or the methodology.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Says one "There is 1 major problem with this list, 2 GUYS WROTE IT! Why are 2 guys writing the '100 most unsexy men list'?" Says another "First of all, Kevin Federline should be #1."[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]© 2006 MSNBC Interactive

[/FONT]Here is the list:[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]001. Gilbert Gottfried [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 002. Randy Johnson [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 003. Roger Ebert [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 004. Dr. Phil McGraw [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 005. Alan Colmes [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 006. Chad Kroeger [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 007. Mike Mills [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 008. Osama Bin Laden [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 009. Jay Leno [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 010. Don Imus [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 011. Michael Jackson [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 012. Wallace Shawn [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 013. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 014. Richard Simmons [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 015. Jon Lovitz [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 016. Carrot Top [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 017. Jerry Seinfeld [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 018. Malcolm Gladwell [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 019. Chevy Chase [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 020. Raffi[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 021. Ron Howard [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 022. Clint Howard [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 023. Bill Gates [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 024. Paul Shaffer [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 025. Axl Rose[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 026. Tim Burton [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 027. Edward James Olmos [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 028. Gerard Way [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 029. Don Zimmer [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 030. Tony Kornheiser [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 031. Chris Kattan [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 032. Otis Nixon [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 033. Julian Tavarez [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 034. Christopher Lloyd [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 035. Willie McGee [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 036. Pat Cummings [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 037. Scottie Pippen [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 038. Larry David [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 039. Michael Moore [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 040. Al Franken [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 041. Paris Latsis [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 042. Rush Limbaugh [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 043. David Gest [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 044. Gary Busey [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 045. Nick Nolte [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 046. Leif Garrett [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 047. Andy Dick [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 048. Scott Stapp [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 049. Lyle Lovett [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 050. Ric Ocasek [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 051. Bill Wyman [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 052. Danny DeVito [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 053. Peter Jackson [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 054. Drew Carey [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 055. Newt Gingrich [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 056. Rob Schneider [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 057. Ed O'Neil [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 058. Bill O'Reilly [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 059. Clay Aiken [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 060. Joe Lieberman [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 061. Jim Gaffigan [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 062. Bill Maher [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 063. John Popper [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 064. Dennis Miller [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 065. John Madden [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 066. Robert Englund [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 067. Robert Patrick [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 068. John Ashcroft [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 069. Joe Gannascolli [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 070. Kevin James [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 071. George Steinbrenner [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 072. Grady Little [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 073. Harvey Pekar [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 074. DJ Qualls [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 075. Joey Buttafuoco[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 076. Garry Shandling [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 077. Meat Loaf Aday [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 078. Joe Walsh [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 079. Tom from Myspace[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 080. Art Garfunkel [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 081. Brian Posehn [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 082. Howie Mandel [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 083. Barry Bonds [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 084. Dick Vitale [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 085. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 086. Jeff Van Gundy [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 087. Jimmy Johnson [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 088. John Clayton [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 089. Don Vito [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 090. Lemmy Kilmister [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 091. Jose Canseco [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 092. Bill Parcells [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 093. Ric Flair [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 094. Ralph Nader [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 095. Dennis Kacinich [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 096. Horatio Sanz [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 097. Dom DeLuise [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 098. Emeril Lagasse [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 099. Kevin Federline [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 100. Brad Pitt [/FONT]
 
Two things just about every member on that list has in common that makes them sexier than whoever the two dudes who wrote this: fame & money.

I bet Chevy Chase had to beat women back with a stick. C'mon, fame, money & humor. I'm sure he'd still do pretty well.
 
[quote name='Vampire Hunter D']They never put any work into these kinds of lists. They practicly just pull em outa their asses.[/quote]

Thats true but I give these guys credit for having a lot of variety on the list.
 
How did Brad Pitt make the list? He was in Fight Club. If that doesn't disqualify you for this one, I don't know wtf does.
 
List is bogus: Brad Pitt made the list and I know there are TONS of women who'd drop their significant others if he even made a pass at them.
 
Wait, assuming none of us are any of the people on that list, that means we are all sexier than Brad Pitt, right?! Hell ya, best list ever!
 
Do you guys think Gilbert Godfrey deserves to be #1? I mean, I could make a case for Carrotop or Richard Simmons.
 
There's so many flaws with this and every Top/Best/Champion of the World lists and awards. First of all .. they say the top 100 unsexiest men "in the world" yet everyone seems to be a celebrity, which is a good thing for us adequately sexy common folk. And then the celebrities, oddly enough, all seem to be from United States. And finally .. Steve Buscemi is sexier than Brad Pitt?! Or any of those people? Granted Buscemi is the man but c'mon.
 
[quote name='shipwreck']Wait, assuming none of us are any of the people on that list, that means we are all sexier than Brad Pitt, right?! Hell ya, best list ever![/QUOTE]

I like that reasoning. Go us!!! yay!!
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']everyone on that list probably gets laid on a regular basis. Probably more than the average person.[/QUOTE]


No, Gilbert Gottfried does not get laid. no. Bad. NO! NO!!
 
First of all, if they're not just going by looks, how is Osama only #8? What makes a terrorist sexy? Add to that he's old and lives in a cave.

044. Gary Busey
045. Nick Nolte

This proves that Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are the same person.
 
Mike Mills isn't sexy by any stretch but the 7th unsexiest guy in the world? Ahead of Bin Laden? C'mon, this list sucks.
 
[quote name='Vampire Hunter D']They never put any work into these kinds of lists. They practicly just pull em outa their asses.[/QUOTE]

QFT.
Why do I know this? two words, one person.

Louie Anderson

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Don't ask about the pic.
 
Apparently people like Denis Rodman, RuPaul and Stephen Hawking are attractive, then?

I scoff at the general incompetence of this list. :lol:

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[quote name='Blade']Apparently people like ...Stephen Hawking are attractive, then?
...][/QUOTE]

Stephen Hawking isn't a man though, he's a god.
 
[quote name='Xevious']I love how Tom from Myspace made the list....
That cracks me up....[/quote]
Yeah, when I joined that site, I immediately removed Tom from my friends. :D Begone unsexy dude!
 
[quote name='Xevious']
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 017. Jerry Seinfeld [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 047. Andy Dick [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 067. Robert Patrick [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 079. Tom from Myspace[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 082. Howie Mandel [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 091. Jose Canseco [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] 100. Brad Pitt [/FONT][/QUOTE]
WTF, even from a dude's perspective, I can't see why they included these people. They're just trying to be controversial.

I mean, really, is Don Vito honestly sexier than Tom from Myspace? Who'd fuck Don Vito anyway?
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']everyone on that list probably gets laid on a regular basis. Probably more than the average person.[/quote]
I REALLY hope Michael Jackson doesn't get laid more than me....do Llamas count?
 
[quote name='bobo2k4']Who the hell is Tom from myspace?

William H Macy didnt make the list?[/quote]

Tom is the myspace editor.
 
[quote name='bobo2k4']Who the hell is Tom from myspace?

William H Macy didnt make the list?[/quote]

I was just about to ask that same dam question lol....Guess thats what happens when you never go to that shit hole of a site :lol:
 
[quote name='MadChedar0']Stephen Hawking isn't a man though, he's a god.[/quote]

The list is the Top 100 Unsexiest Men by choice! Stephen Hawkin had a crippling disease and it wasn't his choice that he is in a wheelchair. And yes....He is a god.


As for William H. Macy, I dont think he deserves to be on the list. "I AM WILLIAM H. MACY" who is a completely different person maybe a canidate for CAG's top unsexiest men however...:lol:
 
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