Dear dro,
In our rush to unload our warehouse of the SanDisk Media Players,
we shipped you two units instead of one. While we are excited to have
these MP3's out of our warehouse, we feel it only fair to warn you of
the responsibility ahead. The extra SanDisk's playback, power usage,
song loading and general upkeep are in your hands for good now.
We know this is a burden you did not request - twins are usually
unexpected arrivals - but we're confident you are up for the task. Just be
glad one of them isn't Danny DeVito. For those not ready for this life
experience we recommend giving your second SanDisk to a good home as a
gift or charity contribution. If you become desperate for relief,
perform your own "will it blend" style experiment, post it on a blog and
rake in some Google ad sense dollars.