Lucky day

[moyetoy1228]

Today I walk outside of my apartment complex on the way to my car to go to work. Out of the corner of my eye I see a folded up piece of paper on the ground. Wait, that looked like it might have been a dollar bill. I turn around and pick it up...holy crap it is a crisp Benjamin Franklin. I think it was a good day.

 

[thagoat]

that aint nothing. i started dry pumping the air because i was horny and some bitch that had her legs spread got in my way. thats what im gonna tell the judge anyways.

 

[Graystone]

Nice, in my 20 years I have only found a $5 bill when I was like 8. I bought a G.I. Joe with it.

$100 bucks I would buy sin city recut, castlevania, and Phoenix wright for the DS. just some suggestions

 

[magforce x]

[quote name='thagoat']that aint nothing. i started dry pumping the air because i was horny and some bitch that had her legs spread got in my way. thats what im gonna tell the judge anyways.[/QUOTE]

Today I thought I saw a 5 bill on the floor so I spread my legs to look down and some %#@! who was pumping air started poking me in the rear....disgusting. Needless to say, he got arrested. And I need to take a shower. What a day....

 

[sonderiaom]

[quote name='magforce x']Today I thought I saw a 5 bill on the floor so I spread my legs to look down and some %#@! who was pumping air started poking me in the rear....disgusting. Needless to say, he got arrested. And I need to take a shower. What a day....[/QUOTE]

So there I was, laying down taking a nap dressed up as a 5 dollar bill....