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Yeah, so I'm switching to the Saints

, lol. phi || and I attempted to play our Broncos - Redskins game earlier today. And by attempted, I mean the Broncos ATTEMPTED to not appear completely retarded...at which they failed miserably.
At a rain-soaked Invesco Field, the Broncos received the opening kick...for about one second! FUMBLE!!!

Washington picks up the ball and returns for a touchdown.

That took about 10 seconds. Redskins kickoff again. This time it's pretty deep into the endzone, so I just let it bounce out for a touchback.

k First play from scrimmage, I ran a stupid out pattern, DB steps right infront...easy pick 6

(that pick was totally my fault. It was just truly a stupid throw). Washington's offense has yet to receive the ball, but has a 14-0 lead, with 4:15 left to play in the 1ST QUARTER!!! :shock:
Redskins kick off again. I think I actually tried running the ball

, but got stuffed

. So then, I tried another pass. This one was less my fault. Although there was some coverage, the receiver didn't even make an attempt for the ball. Why is it that receivers in this game play like they're high? "Hey...it looks like that guy is going to step infront of me and catch the ball. Whoa dude...he did, haha." #-o Amazingly, that one wasn't a pick 6, but within 3-4 plays, Washington had scored again, and it was 20-0, still in the 1st quarter.
I then just quit the game

, and apologized to phi || but explained that taking a beating was not at the top of my list of "things to do" today.

He graciously allowed me to switch teams if I wanted to :bow: and we're going to try it again later. I think I just hate weather in this game. I don't know why, but I'm a night and day player in terms of the presence of bad weather.

So, that's why I want the Saints!

you mother nature, I'm playing inside!

I hope this doesn't piss anybody off, but I just can't take Jay Cutler's bullshit anymore. If I ever meet him, I'm going to punch him in the testicle.
THE END
