Man shoots himself with nailgun, doesn't realize it for 6 days!

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He accidentally hit himself in the mouth with a tool - and didn't think much of it. But a construction worker in Breckenridge was in for the surprise of his life when X-rays of a minor toothache revealed a close call he never imagined. Now, he will appear live on the NBC-TV "Today" show on Tuesday, Jan. 18.

"I'm like, what are you doing? Is this a joke?" his wife recalled saying when she saw the X-ray. "And they were like, no, no, no - there's really a nail in there!"

Twenty-three-year-old Patrick Lawler shot himself with his own nail gun - and didn't realize it for six days. The long, construction nail entered through his upper right lip and stopped itself just inside the front part of his brain - barely missing his right eye by millimeters. The X-rays he took at the dental office where his wife works show an unbelievable sight of the nail stretching from his teeth to his skull.

"The nail gun had recoiled and it must have recoiled at a high turbulence, flipped 180 degrees and somehow shot or angled the nail through the front of my lip," says Lawler. "For six days we were icing it and taking Advil, thinking I got hit real hard - like a punch. Way off!"

Initially, neither Lawler nor his doctors thought much of his toothaches and blurry vision. After he took the X-rays nearly a week after the incident, he was immediately rushed from his home down to Littleton Adventist Hospital, where the chief neurosurgeon has worked on three similar cases.

"This is the second one we've seen in this hospital where the person was injured by the nail gun and didn't actually realize the nail had been imbedded in their skull," says Dr. Sean Markey. "But it's a pretty rare injury."

On Thursday night, a team of surgeons performed the risky, six-hour operation. They cut open his skull to see exactly where the nail was. Then, they removed it through the path it went in - so as to minimize hurting other areas. Loss of sight, brain injury and death were possible outcomes.

"I was freaking out, yeah," said his wife Katerina. "I didn't sleep for a long time."

But Friday morning, Lawler was back to his dry-humored self again - minus the nail.

"Here it is," he wisecracked, posing with the extracted nail against his bandaged head. "I'm gonna have a nail tattooed onto my face."

The Lawlers plan to frame the X-rays, cat scans and the nail and hang them in their living room. As for his job building custom homes in the posh Breckenridge resort areas, Lawler's not sure about going back.

"It definitely makes one think about a profession change, you know? I don't know - I might use a smaller (nail) gun. Or maybe I'll stick to hammers."

Patrick Lawler doesn't have health insurance, and his hospital bills are estimated to cost upwards of $100,000 according to his family. So anyone who wishes to help the family out can do so through: Colorado Business Bank of Littleton. Call 303-293-2265 and ask for Brittney Penrose and say you'd like to donate to the "Patrick Lawler Fund."


Here's the X-ray:
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Holy shit, that's a long nail.

I also think it's funny he wants other people to help pay his medical bills because he was being a dumbshit and shot himself in the head.
 
But this story was even better.

A California contractor has lived to tell the tale about losing his footing on scaffolding and grabbing onto a coworker, who then accidentally fires his nailgun right into his head.

OUCH

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He survived.
 
I saw this on the news last night and I was just like "How the fuck do you fire a nail THAT BIG into your head and NOT notice!!!??"

It's touching his BRAIN!!!

That second one seriously looks like intentional brutality.

"let me get this straight... you fired your nailgun into his head 6 times... accidentally?"

Incidentally I saw that first nail gun story on "ABC 7 Eyewitness news" also
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']Watching PTI and they just keep talking about this.

How in the hell do you not know you shot yourself in the head with a nail?[/quote]

That was my initial thought, but after reading about it, he knew he was hit, he just didn't realize that the nail actually entered his head.
 
[quote name='guessed'][quote name='CaseyRyback']Watching PTI and they just keep talking about this.

How in the hell do you not know you shot yourself in the head with a nail?[/quote]

That was my initial thought, but after reading about it, he knew he was hit, he just didn't realize that the nail actually entered his head.[/quote]

"For six days we were icing it and taking Advil, thinking I got hit real hard - like a punch. Way off!"
 
[quote name='tickdude']But this story was even better.

A California contractor has lived to tell the tale about losing his footing on scaffolding and grabbing onto a coworker, who then accidentally fires his nailgun right into his head.

OUCH

050504_nail_gun_ax.jpg


He survived.[/quote]
I saw that on the news the other night. Dude was laughing bout it.
 
[quote name='CouRageouS'][quote name='tickdude']But this story was even better.

A California contractor has lived to tell the tale about losing his footing on scaffolding and grabbing onto a coworker, who then accidentally fires his nailgun right into his head.

OUCH

050504_nail_gun_ax.jpg


He survived.[/quote]
I saw that on the news the other night. Dude was laughing bout it.[/quote]
But cursing waaaay out loud on the inside.
 
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the former. (The universe)"

-Albert Einstein
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']Watching PTI and they just keep talking about this.

How in the hell do you not know you shot yourself in the head with a nail?[/quote]

It happens many times for soem odd reason. I heard on the news once about a girl who got into a fight with her ex-boyfriend at school. She though she was punched really hard in the back. About 20 minutes later her friends saw she had a knife stabbed in her back... weird huh?
 
[quote name='tickdude']But this story was even better.

A California contractor has lived to tell the tale about losing his footing on scaffolding and grabbing onto a coworker, who then accidentally fires his nailgun right into his head.

OUCH

050504_nail_gun_ax.jpg


He survived.[/quote]

how the hell did that one get in the center of his skull?!
 
[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='tickdude']But this story was even better.

A California contractor has lived to tell the tale about losing his footing on scaffolding and grabbing onto a coworker, who then accidentally fires his nailgun right into his head.

OUCH

050504_nail_gun_ax.jpg


He survived.[/quote]

how the hell did that one get in the center of his skull?![/quote]

Yeah, it's pointing at the others, too.
 
Hahaha! Honestly, I seriously can't believe either of those stories. How do you not notice that especially if you shot yourself in the FACE. LOL.
 
[quote name='Alpha2']I saw this on the news last night and I was just like "How the shaq-fu do you fire a nail THAT BIG into your head and NOT notice!!!??"[/quote]
I know seriously. I saw it and was like it looks like he had to put the gun in his mouth and shoot it.
 
[quote name='tickdude']But this story was even better.

A California contractor has lived to tell the tale about losing his footing on scaffolding and grabbing onto a coworker, who then accidentally fires his nailgun right into his head.

OUCH

050504_nail_gun_ax.jpg


He survived.[/quote] :shock: :shock: :shock: DAMN! how the fuck did he survive that?
 
I'll post my "retard with a nail gun" story:

http://travel.canoe.ca/CNEWSWeirdNews0101/25_nailgun-ap.html

Man attempts suicide with nail gun to escape pain of severed hand

BETHLEHEM, Pa. (AP) -- A construction worker accidentally cut off his hand with a power saw and then shot himself in the head with a nail gun several times, apparently hoping to end his pain, police said.

William Bartron, 25, had at least a dozen 2.5-centimetre nails protruding from his scalp, police said. He underwent surgery to reattach the hand and was hospitalized in stable condition Wednesday, said his employer Greg Soltis.

Bartron severed his hand Tuesday while using a mitre saw in the basement of another man's home, police said.

After finding Bartron, the man called 911. Soltis arrived a short time later.

Soltis said Bartron had shot several nails into his head with a pneumatic gun "because he could not stand the pain from the amputation," according to police.
 
[quote name='BLarR']And why is the perpendicular one smaller, did part of the nail crack off entering his thick ass head?[/quote]

Here is another view

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It was not smaller, it was just that on an x-ray, you only have a 2D image. You need two views (or a CAT scan) to get the full appreciation of this guy's encounter.
 
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