Mario _____

Mario Damacy. Or something where Mario just has to roll something for the entire game. (does anyone think that sounded kind of funny?)(hint, hint: roll key word.)
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers'][quote name='6669'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='6669'][quote name='nonggame']mario porn ?[/quote]

Wouldn't be the first time that was suggested here.........[/quote]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

umm cough, it was totally dcfox's and my idea of course. :twisted:[/quote]

Hey, if you guys want the credit for that, its all yours :) . The image of pornstar Mario just entered my mind again, and now I want to take a shower :?

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Now where's that one pic of Ron Jeremy as Mario when you need it?

Also, quick question but isn't that pic technically owned by defender?[/quote]

Yes it is
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']Mario Damacy. Or something where Mario just has to roll something for the entire game. (does anyone think that sounded kind of funny?)(hint, hint: roll key word.)[/quote]

In Mario Pinball Land, Mario is the ball. Does that count? :)

mario-pinball-land-20040901052716421.jpg
 
[quote name='Wet Ninja']I'd definitely get a good Mario four-player co-op action-RPG, something like X-Men Legends or Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance. I don't guess you could buy new armor/clothes or weapons, but you could upgrade your abilities (fireball level 5?). You could have the usual cast, with each character having different abilities: Mario and Luigi could punch and throw fireballs, Yoshi could throw eggs and use his tongue, Koopa could tuck into his shell and slide around (though I guess he'd be an enemy and not a playable character), Toad could be a healer, etc. etc. There a lot of enemies in the Mario universe, so there's no lack of material there. The story is easy: Bowser has kidnapped the princess / stolen something / damaged something / done something bad, and it's up to Mario & friends to fight their way through his hordes of minions to stop him. The Mario universe would be a nice change of pace from the usual action-RPG setting, especially since it's so colorful. It's too bad it will probably never happen, because now I'm getting excited about it.[/quote]

No, dude. You're thinking way too hard for this. At least way more than they do at Nintendo. Nintendo doesn't want idea men, just people who can think of a game that's already been done (preferably a previous mario title) and insert a new mario here. Either that or just produce the quickest game possible to insert Mario into.

Like, Mario Duck hunt advance............ 2
 
[quote name='Wet Ninja'][quote name='hiccupleftovers']Mario Damacy. Or something where Mario just has to roll something for the entire game. (does anyone think that sounded kind of funny?)(hint, hint: roll key word.)[/quote]

In Mario Pinball Land, Mario is the ball. Does that count? :)

mario-pinball-land-20040901052716421.jpg
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Nice try but no. I was thinking more along the lines of a Snoopified Mario.
 
You know what I want to know, if Mario party's so much why doesnt' he get drunk, etc. It sounds to me like he's doing more teaparties than actual parties.
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']You know what I want to know, if Mario party's so much why doesnt' he get drunk, etc. It sounds to me like he's doing more teaparties than actual parties.[/quote]

Because Plumbers know how to holda their liquor.


Anybody say mario baseball yet?
 
hey guys, i see many of u got avatars with santa hats. can anyone of u ppl make a trunks avatar with a hat? i only got crono on me. well it doesnt really matter, u can put a hat on crono. thanks.

there was a mario teaches typing for pc. mario is missing and mario's time machine... they suck.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='6669'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='6669'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='6669'][quote name='nonggame']mario porn ?[/quote]

Wouldn't be the first time that was suggested here.........[/quote]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

umm cough, it was totally dcfox's and my idea of course. :twisted:[/quote]

Hey, if you guys want the credit for that, its all yours :) . The image of pornstar Mario just entered my mind again, and now I want to take a shower :? [/quote]

Well its done then, you have been exculpated of anything to do with Mario Porn.[/quote]
Can I get that in writing, or at least faxed to me? I'll give you my fax number as soon as I get out of the shower :)[/quote]

Well I could make a thread on it, but I'd prefer to let dead topics lie. Anyhow if anyone ever gives you shit about it just tell them it had nothing to do with you it simply happened in your thread and point at us. Unless of course it is us in which case pointing won't be of much use. :lol:

But really almost everyone has forgotten about it by now so don't worry, and the thread is locked so on one can bump it up, we did make sure of that. :wink:[/quote]
Okay, thanx. I'll put all the blame on you guys. Sorry it took so long, I just got out of the shower.

On-topic: How about Mario Maker (like RPG Maker)?
 
Donkey Kong is coming up on its 25th Anniversary, and Mario was already an adult then, so he's long overdue for:

Super Mario Prostate Exam
Featuring Dr. Bowser

Remember, it's OK so long as you only feel one hand on your shoulder.
 
[quote name='epobirs']Donkey Kong is coming up on its 25th Anniversary, and Mario was already an adult then, so he's long overdue for:

Super Mario Prostate Exam
Featuring Dr. Bowser

Remember, it's OK so long as you only feel one hand on your shoulder.[/quote]

:rofl: That is one of the funniest things I have heard today/ever about a Mario game.
 
[quote name='trunks982']hey guys, i see many of u got avatars with santa hats. can anyone of u ppl make a trunks avatar with a hat? i only got crono on me. well it doesnt really matter, u can put a hat on crono. thanks.

there was a mario teaches typing for pc. mario is missing and mario's time machine... they suck.[/quote]

No
 
Mario the Dolphin hunter
Mario Bridge Commander
Mario plumber and the thevious Kongas
Mario and the nights of the old bowser's castle
Mario golf fore
Mario climber
Mario 256
Super monkey mario advance 3
Beyond good & mario
Mario 18 wheeler

and

Mario Party X2
 
[quote name='thepityofmrt']We need a video game adaptation of the Super Mario Bros Movie.[/quote]

Super Mario Bros The Movie vs. Street Fighter The Movie: Clash of the Super-something? Alyssa Milano's character from Double Dragon: The Movie can be the last character you fight.

myke.
 
Mario Mario - A game where you control a 3d Mario using a controller to play the original Super Mario Bros. inside that game.
I think that one best fits thier current game plan.
 
[quote name='Wet Ninja']I'd definitely get a good Mario four-player co-op action-RPG, something like X-Men Legends or Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance. I don't guess you could buy new armor/clothes or weapons, but you could upgrade your abilities (fireball level 5?). You could have the usual cast, with each character having different abilities: Mario and Luigi could punch and throw fireballs, Yoshi could throw eggs and use his tongue, Koopa could tuck into his shell and slide around (though I guess he'd be an enemy and not a playable character), Toad could be a healer, etc. etc. There a lot of enemies in the Mario universe, so there's no lack of material there. The story is easy: Bowser has kidnapped the princess / stolen something / damaged something / done something bad, and it's up to Mario & friends to fight their way through his hordes of minions to stop him. The Mario universe would be a nice change of pace from the usual action-RPG setting, especially since it's so colorful. It's too bad it will probably never happen, because now I'm getting excited about it.[/quote]

All joking aside, this would be an awesome game.
 
How about:
Mario vs. (Sony or Bill Gates or Sonic or Mickey Mouse)
Mario the hunt for Bin Ladin
Mario vs. Luigi (brother takes all)
DDR Mario
Mario Monga , like Donkey Konga except Mario with special edition bongos
Mario Hit and Run, or the Grand Theft Yoshi (Mario goes around stilling everyones Yoshi)
 
[quote name='basketkase543']Mario: An Interactive guide to Plumbing[/quote]

Mario is a Fraud, in his 25+ years of being a "so called Plumber" I havent seen him fix Pipe One.
 
[quote name='Alpha2'][quote name='basketkase543']Mario: An Interactive guide to Plumbing[/quote]

Mario is a Fraud, in his 25+ years of being a "so called Plumber" I havent seen him fix Pipe One.[/quote]

Yeah but he goes down them like Santa down a chimney.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='trunks982']hey guys, i see many of u got avatars with santa hats. can anyone of u ppl make a trunks avatar with a hat? i only got crono on me. well it doesnt really matter, u can put a hat on crono. thanks.

there was a mario teaches typing for pc. mario is missing and mario's time machine... they suck.[/quote]

No[/quote]

pussee
 
[quote name='bmulligan']This should be a poll. Where's Help1 when you need him...

I vote Bop-a-Mario. It could come with a specialized controller, a giant mallot and a pad and you could whak the crap out of mario when ever he pops his head out.[/quote]

HEY!

I vote for: MARIO HALO WITH SOME GTA!!1
 
[quote name='Alpha2'][quote name='basketkase543']Mario: An Interactive guide to Plumbing[/quote]

Mario is a Fraud, in his 25+ years of being a "so called Plumber" I havent seen him fix Pipe One.[/quote]

Cmon, ever watch the super show? Captain Lou Albano fixed pipes in there.
 
Mario Baseball is in the works, and screenshots are available on IGN... sorry no link, and too lazy to find one
 
[quote name='Heyricochet'][quote name='Alpha2'][quote name='basketkase543']Mario: An Interactive guide to Plumbing[/quote]

Mario is a Fraud, in his 25+ years of being a "so called Plumber" I havent seen him fix Pipe One.[/quote]

Cmon, ever watch the super show? Captain Lou Albano fixed pipes in there.[/quote]

While he looked like mario in my mind it was always just capt. Lou in a mario outfit swinging a wrench around wondering why he was there and not at the next wrestlemania.

I'm tired of seeing mario in the same old mushroom kingdom bidness, I want to see something new like Mario Vs the Legion of the Undead or a Mario Gear Solid: tactical espionage action. Hell why not just have him star in a bunch of parodies of more popular current games.
 
I think the parody idea by Alpha2 would be very cool for Nintendo to do. You don't really see spoofs or parodies in the video game industry. And who better to do it then Nintendo. And nobody could sue them since it is considered freedom of speech, just like that case with Larry Fliynt.
 
Mario Karoake Machine.. Mmm you could could like beat boxes of their BGM *tries to imitate the World 1-1 beats*.

But how about Mario like Street Fighter style or Mario Volleyball, Mario makes Pizza or cooking Shrooms, Mario goes into a MMORPG or c'mon it doesn't need to be about Mario.. think of Yoshi! Like another Yoshi Story be cool I think or Yoshi takes his revenge.
 
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