Mario Revoultion Screenshots

[quote name='Foolman']I don't even know what is going on in that second picture.[/QUOTE]

Clearly, Mario is about to give them Smurfs what fer.
 
Here's what user "ronaldinho" from the site where these images were first posted had to say about the screens:

"esto es mas fake k los gumaros de George bush pinches pendejos d mierda vayanse to cojer sus mugres fakes de mario"

Clearly, George Bush and some pendejos know the truth. BUT! User "Jegriva" asks:

"And because Mario walks on the roofs of Myst?"

We have a conundrum...
 
Why is Mario exploring a scenic, Tuscan village? I hope he and Luigi didn't travel there on vacation to "find themselves" and come to grips with the raging homosexual overtones that have engulfed them for the last 15 years.
 
Those are the fakest looking photos I've ever seen. It looks like somebody took some pictures of buildings, screenshots of some prerendered Mario (most likely from one of the sports games or something like that), and went to town with photoshop. I give it 0/10.
 
In the first shot Mario doesn't even look 3D, but more like a flat, 2D sprite. He's also a bit fuzzy while none of the rest of the shot is.

In the second shot the "motion blur" makes it look like it was taken from something else (because, really, why would there be a motion blur in a game like this?). Also, Yoshi looks incredibly super-imposed.

On the other hand, if Nintendo and Miyamato's history are anything to go by, the games could look this weird. Their games never really turn out looking like people expect. I just don't think these particular shots are real.
 
If theres one thing Nintendo can do well, its keep stuff under NDA. To have kept the controller from leaking until the very end, they mustve kidnapped some children.

In the event that a MARIO screen leaked, Shiggy wouldve had to have killed more than a few Japanese FAMILIES by now.
 
[quote name='Strell']Clearly, Mario is about to give them Smurfs what fer.[/QUOTE]
I think Mario's a pervert spying on people in their home.
 
[quote name='Foolman']I don't even know what is going on in that second picture.[/QUOTE]
That kinda reminds me of the "Wish World" in Super Mario RPG... kinda
 
Reality's Fringe]Here's what user "ronaldinho" from the site where these images were first posted had to say about the screens: "esto es mas fake k los gumaros de George bush pinches pendejos d mierda vayanse to cojer sus mugres fakes de mario" Clearly said:
Was that sarcasm? because what it says is "this is faker than those gumaro (I looked up gumaro and it means testicle/balls in Chile) George Bush people, you ****ing idiots, go **** your dirty Mario fakes"
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[quote name='MadChedar0']That kinda reminds me of the "Wish World" in Super Mario RPG... kinda[/QUOTE]

Star Field or Star Hill...I can't remember the exact name. I always really liked the music in that place.

Also it always chokes me up when I read the star that is obviously from Luigi that says something to the effect of "I hope I am someday as brave as my brother."

*sniff*
 
[quote name='Strell']Star Field or Star Hill...I can't remember the exact name. I always really liked the music in that place.

Also it always chokes me up when I read the star that is obviously from Luigi that says something to the effect of "I hope I am someday as brave as my brother."

*sniff*[/QUOTE]

Tugs at my heartstrings everytime. *tear*
 
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