I'd like to think that Mario was above this sort of thing, but I guess he's not.
I blame Princess Peach and her expensive tastes for forcing Mario to whore himself out like this.
Click through to the Parco Department Store website and press the button that looks like this to watch a short video that is guaranteed to destroy your childhood.
I learned about this promotion through this ad, found on the subway:
I blame Princess Peach and her expensive tastes for forcing Mario to whore himself out like this.
Click through to the Parco Department Store website and press the button that looks like this to watch a short video that is guaranteed to destroy your childhood.
I learned about this promotion through this ad, found on the subway: