[quote name='BrolyB593']YEAH!
It totally was... are you stalking me?[/QUOTE]
All those times when you think you're all alone but you have this fear curdling in your gut that someone's watching you, always in your peripheral vision, flittering just out of sight the second you turn. Just out of sight. Watching. You think you're just being paranoid. There's no way that could be a person moving that fast.
No one human could move that fast. Only the inhuman Shadow CAG'er, the ancient demon that stalks the very cheapest of skates, the very stingiest, the most dealhungry amongst us ever see a glimpse of him.
They say he only stalks those he intends to devour the cheap from. They say no man can kill him. They say he is from another dimension where everything is MSRP. They say it drove him mad...