I almost got kicked out a meijer once too... actually more than once, and I shall share a meijer story with you:
Well awhile back my brother and a friend of his were sitting around the old apt when we got bored, so we decided to hit up the old meijer of course. Well this wasn't going to be just an ordinary visit, oh no, because we had put on volleyball outfits that were just a bit too revealing, and the other guy had on a referee's shirt, complete with whistle. We put tear away pants and varsity jackets on and proceeded to go to meijer. In the store we found the widest isle in the middle of the store, then our referee blew the whistle and yelled, "GAME ON!" and we proceeded to take off the tear-aways and varsity jackets and play some volleyball. Well this lasted all of 2 minutes or so before some guy was yelling at us that we couldn't play volleyball in the store like that, anyway as soon as he turned to walk away our ref blew the whistle again and we went back to the game. Naturally that pissed off the guy that worked there and suddenly we were being threatened. The game spilled out into the parking lot for a bit, but it was too cold so we just went home.