Metal Gear Solid Movie announced, Vin Diesel will assume role as Solid Snake

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Today on konami.com it was announced that there will be a MGS movie slated for release in late 2005. Solid Snake will be played by Vin Diesel. Other castings include Justin Timberlake as Liquid Snake, Brian Bosworth as Otacon, Ben Affleck as Vulcan Raven, the guy from the Dell Computer commercials ("dude your getting a Dell") will be the Ninja, Chris Rock will play Revolver Ocelot and finally Mary-KAte and Ashley Olsen will dually play Sniper Wolf.
 
No way this is real. They would not be able to afford that many stars. Give me a link and I'll believe it.
 
[quote name='liquidsnake'] the guy from the Dell Computer commercials ("dude your getting a Dell") will be the Ninja[/quote]

I thought he was in jail.
 
I like VIN Diesel in the role of Riddick, but Solid Snake?! First of all, I think Vin is a little too big to play Snake (unless he loses ALOT of muscle like Edward Norton did going from American History X to Fight Club). And, he ain't the best lookin' guy in the world to be playing Snake.
 
[quote name='kaji7p56']I like VIN Diesel in the role of Riddick, but Solid Snake?! First of all, I think Vin is a little too big to play Snake (unless he loses ALOT of muscle like Edward Norton did going from American History X to Fight Club). And, he ain't the best lookin' guy in the world to be playing Snake.[/quote]

You do realize Riddick was a movie character from a movie a few years back before Chronicals of Riddick movie or game right?
 
[quote name='smalien1'][quote name='kaji7p56']I like VIN Diesel in the role of Riddick, but Solid Snake?! First of all, I think Vin is a little too big to play Snake (unless he loses ALOT of muscle like Edward Norton did going from American History X to Fight Club). And, he ain't the best lookin' guy in the world to be playing Snake.[/quote]

You do realize Riddick was a movie character from a movie a few years back before Chronicals of Riddick movie or game right?[/quote]

Yeah I know, Pitch Black (which was the better movie, in my opinion).
 
And here I was ready to post about how I could mark MGS3 off my list of games. I figured that if they'd rape the series by casting Vin Diesel, I could give up and play something else.
 
[quote name='ex0']Jeez some people need some new sarcasm detectors.[/quote]

sarcasm detector picked up nothing. the lame joke reading was off the scales tho
 
[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='ex0']Jeez some people need some new sarcasm detectors.[/quote]

sarcasm detector picked up nothing. the lame joke reading was off the scales tho[/quote]
Mine is tuned to detect funny, lame, annoying, stupid, and all of the above.
 
[quote name='liquidsnake']Today on konami.com it was announced that there will be a MGS movie slated for release in late 2005. Solid Snake will be played by Vin Diesel. Other castings include Justin Timberlake as Liquid Snake, Brian Bosworth as Otacon, Ben Affleck as Vulcan Raven, the guy from the Dell Computer commercials ("dude your getting a Dell") will be the Ninja, Chris Rock will play Revolver Ocelot and finally Mary-KAte and Ashley Olsen will dually play Sniper Wolf.[/quote]

This is why drugs are bad for you. Remmember kids, don't do drugs!
 
I have to admit it had me going up until Justin Timberlake being liquid snake, I mean he does look a lot like Vin (sarcasm detectors please) but come on :wink:

Was mildly amusing I suppose.
 
For some reason when I read that the Olsen twins were going to be Sniper Wolf I had terrifying flashbacks of Full House and how those little demon spawns killed a goldfish by putting it in a bathtub full of soap....

*SHUDDER*
 
liquidsnake wrote:
the guy from the Dell Computer commercials ("dude your getting a Dell") will be the Ninja


I thought he was in jail.
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Yes, but just for a day or so. His friend was buying teH herbz and he got caught, then Dell released him from his contract/Dell gig. He talked about it on the Howard Stern show about a few weeks ago. He's doing some indie movies at the moment.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I was scared when I read the title, but when I read the actual post, it's all BS.[/quote]

Lol same.
 
[quote name='"liquidsnake"'] Solid Snake will be played by Vin Diesel.quote]


and the movie is already runied flop at the box office it could be worse it could be kenau (or however he spells it)
 
[quote name='sj41'][quote name='Storamin']BBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUULLLLLLLLSHIT![/quote] I agree.[/quote]

i agree also
 
i could've swore that the op had to had edited his op...the only thing that i read at first was that vin diesel was going to play as snake....i didnt even read the rest or else i would've been positive of the bs....oh well....im tired as shit, sorry for the mispells
 
[quote name='magilacudy']In other news, the role of liquidsnake will be played by Carrot Top.[/quote]

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only a complete idiot would have believed it if they read the whole paragraph......chris rock as revolver ocelot????...ben affleck as VULCAN RAVEN?????? cmon now
 
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