Metal Gear Solid Movie announced, Vin Diesel will assume role as Solid Snake

Gullible fools! Here are the REAL details:

Metal Gear Solid: The Movie

Directed by Uwe Bol.

Starring

Solid Snake - Verne Troyer
Liquid Snake - Michael Clarke Duncan
Otacon - The Rock
Meryl - Willem Dafoe
Ocelot - Chris Kattan
Vulcan Raven - D.J. Qualls
Cyborg Ninja - Dakota Fanning
Psycho Mantis - Will Sasso as Kenny Rogers
Sniper Wolf - Ellen DeGeneres
Decoy Octopus - Dave Sheridan
Donald Anderson - Ron Jeremy
Kenneth Baker - Tommy Davidson
Jim Houseman - Snoop Dogg
Roy Campbell - Dave Chappelle as Lil John
Naomi Hunter - Dave Chappelle as Rick James
Mei Ling - Bruce Campbell
Master Miller - Steve Harvey
Johnny Sasaki - Ben Diskin
 
Solid Snake will be played by Chuck Norris:

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