So I'm just sitting at my comp when I get this...
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[23:26] no_name613: who are you?
[23:26] amy_lover2009: , , a duck, screw a kangaroo, sexually harrass an orangutan and YOU
[23:26] amy_lover2009: ok
[23:26] amy_lover2009: ok
[23:26] no_name613: ok...
[23:27] amy_lover2009: your worst nightmare bitch
[23:27] no_name613: hmmmm ur not bob dole
[23:28] amy_lover2009: you really want to know?
[23:28] no_name613: sure
[23:28] amy_lover2009: YOU
[23:28] amy_lover2009: thats my name dont wear it out
[23:29] no_name613: hmmm, if thats you then who am i?
[23:29] amy_lover2009: robert smith bitch
[23:29] amy_lover2009: i know everything about you
[23:29] no_name613: i'm robert smith?
[23:29] amy_lover2009: i even know where you sleep bitch
[23:30] no_name613: lol, i think you got a case of mistaken identity
[23:30] amy_lover2009: or ann smithcritter
[23:30] amy_lover2009: lol
[23:30] amy_lover2009: or one of you dumbs
[23:31] amy_lover2009: duckert
[23:31] no_name613: uh, my name ain even close to smith
[23:31] no_name613: you might wanna research this shit before you make death threats u know
[23:31] no_name613: cuz damn do u look silly making death threats to the wrong guy
[23:31] amy_lover2009: we aint making death threats
[23:31] amy_lover2009: dumb
[23:31] no_name613: lemme tell u something
[23:32] no_name613: u dont know who i am
[23:32] amy_lover2009: what you kangaroos?
[23:32] *** Auto-response sent to amy_lover2009: I am currently idle.
[23:32] no_name613: but i got a 12ga benelli nova in my closet
[23:32] amy_lover2009: ohhhhh wow, what you probably yourself in the ass with the barrel too\
[23:32] no_name613: yeah, gets me off sometimes
[23:34] no_name613: never done a kangaroo before, but now that u mention it....
[23:34] no_name613: oh wait, it was a wallabe, well thats pretty much the same thing
[23:35] amy_lover2009:
[23:36] no_name613: oh, ur little ding doesnt work on me, im not using YIM
[23:36] amy_lover2009: you are so ing gay you little $$$$$$ ass motherer, i should turn you in for being a trisexual you sick motherer
[23:36] no_name613: how's the weather anyway?
[23:37] amy_lover2009: hey er how's the weather there
[23:38] no_name613: it was pretty good
[23:38] no_name613: really warm tho
[23:38] no_name613: but it cooled off now
[23:38] amy_lover2009: ok
[23:39] amy_lover2009: what you not talking now?
[23:39] no_name613: so did u have a good day today?
[23:39] amy_lover2009: no
[23:39] no_name613: aw, why was it so bad?
[23:40] amy_lover2009: b/c it just was
[23:40] no_name613: alright man, just sayin if u wanna talk about it u might feel better
[23:40] amy_lover2009: no i dont want to ok
[23:41] amy_lover2009: how about your day?
[23:41] no_name613: alright, just dont keep all that bottled inside
[23:41] no_name613: mine wasnt bad
[23:41] amy_lover2009: why?
[23:41] no_name613: woke up, went to work, came home
[23:41] no_name613: just the usual
[23:41] amy_lover2009: how the is that bad?
[23:41] no_name613: i said it wasnt bad
[23:42] no_name613: but it wasnt great either
[23:42] no_name613: just an average day
[23:42] amy_lover2009: so were are you from? are you from florida?
[23:43] no_name613: no
[23:43] no_name613: i live in utah
[23:43] no_name613: ive been to florida a few times tho
[23:43] no_name613: u know that school full sail, i went and saw it once
[23:44] amy_lover2009: yeah i took a shit on it
[23:44] no_name613: man, its a pretty big school u must have needed to really go bad
[23:44] amy_lover2009: hell yeah
[23:45] no_name613: whatd u eat?
[23:45] amy_lover2009: were is utah
[23:45] no_name613: uh...maybe u need to pay more attention on geography class
[23:45] amy_lover2009: dont live i the usa
[23:46] amy_lover2009: so who are you ?
[23:46] no_name613: its in the western US
[23:46] no_name613: im in utah i told u
[23:46] amy_lover2009: i dont know were that is i live in russia
[23:47] no_name613: oh crap, r u my russian bride?
[23:47] no_name613: i totally forgot about u, sry babe, jsut gimme a few more months and ill have the money to bring u over
[23:48] amy_lover2009: ok
[23:48] amy_lover2009: so what are you doing to night?
[23:49] no_name613: nothin much, i was just chattin with ppl online
[23:49] no_name613: im probably gonna go to bed soon
[23:49] amy_lover2009: why?
[23:49] *** Auto-response sent to amy_lover2009: I am currently idle.
[23:49] no_name613: cuz its like almost midnight here
[23:49] amy_lover2009: so
[23:50] no_name613: i gotta sleep sometime
[23:50] amy_lover2009: what time is it?
[23:50] no_name613: 11:50
[23:51] amy_lover2009: it will only be like 10:00 were you are at?
[23:52] no_name613: no, its 11:51pm
[23:52] amy_lover2009: do you know any one from mich
[23:52] no_name613: mich?
[23:52] no_name613: guess not, i dont even know what mich is
[23:52] amy_lover2009: michigan?
[23:53] no_name613: oh, michigan, nope dont know anyone from there
[23:53] amy_lover2009: are you lieing to me?
[23:53] amy_lover2009: ducker
[23:54] no_name613: no, i told u, im not this robert guy
[23:54] no_name613: who is this robery guy anyway?
[23:55] amy_lover2009: so you still a ducker
[23:55] no_name613: did robert take u to a secret getawat in russia and he ditched u there so u had to sell ur body to make ends meet?
[23:56] no_name613: now ur out for revenge!
[23:56] no_name613: man, that would make a great movie
[23:56] amy_lover2009: he s pigs and chickens for gas money
[23:56] no_name613: man, that seems like an easy job
[23:57] amy_lover2009: yeah thatrs your job
[23:57] no_name613: only downside is well...being shunned by society
[23:57] no_name613: no, my job is tech support
[23:58] amy_lover2009: no your jod is s pigs and chickens for gas money
[23:58] no_name613: wait, i thought it was kangaroos?
[23:58] no_name613: man, u cant even get ur story straight
[23:59] no_name613: you've been lying to me!
[23:59] no_name613: all this time!
[23:59] no_name613: it was all a lie!
[23:59] no_name613: how dare you!
[23:59] no_name613: I trusted you!
[23:59] amy_lover2009: do you now dustin?
[00:00] no_name613: sorta i talked to him once
[00:00] no_name613: he seemed to think i was someone else also
[00:01] amy_lover2009: talk to him
[00:01] no_name613: he wont, i messeaged him and he didnt reply
[00:02] amy_lover2009: he messeaged you and you are not talking back?
[00:03] no_name613: other way around, he wont talk to me, but oh yeah i blocked him, thats right
[00:03] no_name613: ok i unblocked him
[00:03] amy_lover2009: ok
[00:04] amy_lover2009: ok he will talk now ok
[00:04] no_name613: yeah im talkin to him now
[00:04] no_name613: so what u doin in russia?
[00:05] amy_lover2009: i live in russia
[00:05] no_name613: how long u lived there?
[00:06] amy_lover2009: for 16 years
[00:07] amy_lover2009: brb ok
[00:08] no_name613: ok, i wont go nowhere
[00:13] amy_lover2009: ok
[00:14] amy_lover2009: well are you going to talk ?
[00:14] no_name613: i guess, man ur so demanding
[00:15] no_name613: oh hey i gotta get me those pics of robert and the duck, i need to post those on the net
[00:15] amy_lover2009: no
[00:15] amy_lover2009: you can have then you have to give me money
[00:16] no_name613: man, im not spending money for humiliating pics of some guy
[00:16] amy_lover2009: then you cant get then
[00:17] no_name613: cmon all i wanna do is post em all over the net, i thought u would want that
[00:17] amy_lover2009: i dont have them on here yet ok
[00:17] no_name613: ok, but youll get them to me when u do?
[00:19] amy_lover2009: ok i will
[00:20] no_name613: well im tired im gonna go to sleep
[00:21] amy_lover2009: no
[00:21] no_name613: no? i cant go to sleep?
[00:21] amy_lover2009: you bitch
[00:22] amy_lover2009: bye bitch
[00:22] no_name613: alright ttyl
[00:22] amy_lover2009: ok bitch
[00:04] sk8er_stonner2006: hey
[00:04] no_name613: Dustin!
[00:04] no_name613: whats up!?
[00:04] sk8er_stonner2006: ......how do u know me.....?
[00:04] no_name613: i dont
[00:05] no_name613: but amy seems to think i do
[00:05] sk8er_stonner2006: lol
[00:05] no_name613: and amy seems to think im some robert guy
[00:05] no_name613: who is this robert and what did he do to her?
[00:06] sk8er_stonner2006: he is a chicken and ducker and he got caught ing a kangaroo once also
[00:06] sk8er_stonner2006: seriously
[00:06] no_name613: lol ok
[00:06] no_name613: did he like cheat on amy with a duck then?
[00:07] sk8er_stonner2006: no, that was the kangaroo, amy caught him
[00:07] no_name613: lol nice
[00:07] sk8er_stonner2006: and he took pictures of himself ing a duck and a chicken
[00:08] no_name613: lol, u got those?
[00:09] sk8er_stonner2006: no amy does
[00:09] no_name613: oh man, i gotta get those and post em all over the net