LaraCroftsLeftBoob
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So i got a call just a bit ago from a gentleman with a thick Indian accent who said he was from Microsoft. He says their servers have detected a virus on my computer, but that he can help me fix the problem if i follow his instructions.
Yeah, I'm sure he'll fix me right up.
Even though he interrupted my video gaming i decided to have a little fun with him. For about 30 minutes i claimed to be trying what he said, but to no avail. nothing was working, the website he wanted me to go to wasn't loading, even after restarting my internet connection. The gentleman was starting to get frustrated with me, I apologized, explaining i wasn't very good with technical stuff. After a few more minutes of waiting for his website to load i asked
"Would all of my downloads make it load slow? I'm downloading A LOT of porn right now."
"Uh...You're downloading something?" he asked.
"Yes, porn. Midget porn actually. I love midget porn. How about you?" I replied.
"Um...Can you pause the download? he asked.
"Well....I don't really want to, I've been waiting so long for it already."
"How long does it have left to go?"
"It says estimated time left 57 minutes. Can you hold on that long? i asked.
"57 minutes? I will call you back in an hour."
So, any ideas on what to do to the guy if/when he calls back? i figure I've got about 20-30 minutes left
I was thinking of having some loud moaning going on when he calls back, maybe dropping the phone a couple times, claiming "my hands are slippery," then asking can you hold on for just a minute or two, I'm almost done?
Any CAGs have any better ideas?
Yeah, I'm sure he'll fix me right up.
Even though he interrupted my video gaming i decided to have a little fun with him. For about 30 minutes i claimed to be trying what he said, but to no avail. nothing was working, the website he wanted me to go to wasn't loading, even after restarting my internet connection. The gentleman was starting to get frustrated with me, I apologized, explaining i wasn't very good with technical stuff. After a few more minutes of waiting for his website to load i asked
"Would all of my downloads make it load slow? I'm downloading A LOT of porn right now."
"Uh...You're downloading something?" he asked.
"Yes, porn. Midget porn actually. I love midget porn. How about you?" I replied.
"Um...Can you pause the download? he asked.
"Well....I don't really want to, I've been waiting so long for it already."
"How long does it have left to go?"
"It says estimated time left 57 minutes. Can you hold on that long? i asked.
"57 minutes? I will call you back in an hour."
So, any ideas on what to do to the guy if/when he calls back? i figure I've got about 20-30 minutes left
I was thinking of having some loud moaning going on when he calls back, maybe dropping the phone a couple times, claiming "my hands are slippery," then asking can you hold on for just a minute or two, I'm almost done?
Any CAGs have any better ideas?