Mom arrested for preaching naked on the street

[alonzomourning23]

St. Petersburg, Florida - A mother was arrested Tuesday evening as she and her five children were walking stark naked down the street while carrying Bibles, police said.

"The suspect advised that God told her this morning that she should do this," police said.

Police said they received "multiple calls" and officers who responded to 29th Ave and 15th St North "found the suspect walking with her five children" ranging in age from 5 to 15. None was wearing clothing.

All were taken to police headquarters for questioning. The mother was charged with child abuse and exposure of sexual organs. Police said her children will likely be released to the custody of a relative.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=18289

 

[rabbitt]

This is why I get on the internet.

 

[pop311]

meh

 

[grayghost81]

Damnit mom I told you to quit going out in the nude with the ing bible

 

[nickmad]

im going to be that guy...here we go...

can we get some pictures?

 

[el bobo]

Hopefully she was a MILF.

 

[alonzomourning23]

The only picture of her is her feet, and in the video (found in the linka bove) it shows her from the neck down, but she is covered in a loose yellow raincoat or something similar.

 

[Greetard]

*Insert stupid joke about how "subbie-poo" wants to the mother's naked children, even though the jokes are never funny*

 

[b0bx13]

[quote name='Greetard']*Insert stupid joke about how "subbie-poo" wants to the mother's naked children, even though the jokes are never funny*[/QUOTE]
But what if he does? :lol:

 

[sonicbooom]

LOL @ sig!

 

[sonicbooom]

[quote name='nickmad']im going to be that guy...here we go...

can we get some pictures?[/QUOTE]
LOL at sig!

 

[Kirin Lemon]

The police should have understood, though. After all, this was a direct order from God himself, right? You'd think he would outrank city officials, or something.

 

[Graystone]

If I was her I will tell the cops. Jesus is going to be mad if you arrest me. I wouldn't do it. Okay fine then piss of Jesus.

 

[Michaellvortega]

God tells me to practice Naked-Shop-Jitsu at EB, but the police beat me up everytime

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

[quote name='b0bx13']But what if he does? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Please, they didn't even say how many (if any) of the kids were female.

 

[ZeroSupporT]

Finally a religion I can follow, woo hoo for the nakies.

 

[Dick Tracy]

[quote name='alonzomourning23']The only picture of her is her feet...[/QUOTE]

Man-feet, to be specific.

 

[GuyWithGun]

[quote name='nickmad']im going to be that guy...here we go...

can we get some pictures?[/QUOTE]


Just wanted to pop in real quick and agree with Chaarlieee, that Sig is ing hilarious.


Oh, and great story too.

 

[b0bx13]

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Please, they didn't even say how many (if any) of the kids were female. [/QUOTE]
Touché.

 

[Saucy Jack]

Kinda reminds me of that movie "The Dream Team." Peter Boyle's character was a religious freak who didn't like to wear clothes. Funny stuff.