Mr_ hockeys trade list. H: Metal gear v W: tale tale games or forzia games.

[Mr_hockey66]

everytime chuck norris has sex he has to fix the hole in the wall the next morning

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris invented the tooth fairy, as a way to compensate for round house kicking everybody to the face.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Originally Chuck Norris was to play Frodo in Lord of the Rings but turned the job down cause only a panzy needs 3 movies to destroy jewlery.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris can beat Halo 3 on Legendary...with a guitar hero controller!

 

[Stormedtrooper]

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Once while having sex in a trailer chuck norris's sperm accidentally got into the engine, you might know this trailer as Optimis Prime.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

 

[nsahene]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bandaid when he gets cut. He scares his wound into healing itself.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

When God sneezes, people say Chuck Norris bless you

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin islands. Now they are just the islands.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Someone once challenged Chuck Norris to a duel... that person is now known as Captain Hook.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Christopher Reeves was one of the only people to survive an encounter with Chuck Norris, and you see how that turned out!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

 

[buffdrew84]

Free bump

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, he has more money than you do.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

God said "Let there be light" and Chuck Norris said "Say please".

 

[soulvengeance]

Hey, I didn't see anything for Ghostbusters, thanks for looking!

 

[5of9]

What's the difference between God and Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris doesn't want to be God.

 

[stewie75]

up!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

If Chuck Norris disagrees with you its cause you are wrong.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

 

[SMY36738]

CML for Guitar hero 2

 

[Mr_hockey66]

When Chuck Norris pees, he clogs the toilet.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

When Chuck Norris wants barbecue for lunch, he finds a pig and just looks at it. When the pig looks back at Chuck Norris, it instantly turns into a barbecue sandwich with colslaw and hushpuppies.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris can see in the dark!

 

[Stormedtrooper]

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

 

[stewie75]

bumpage

 

[Mr_hockey66]

If Chuck Norris wants to go on the internet, he just stares at the monitor and keyboard. Then the computer and monitor will come on all bythemselves and the keyboard automatically types what Chuck Norris is thinking.

 

[SpitFire158]

Free Bump and PM sent.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

If Chuck Norris was a doctor- There would be no more sickness.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris doesn't get pulled over.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris Can breathe underwater.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

chuck norris can stick to the wall

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris does not have to comb his hair. It fixes all by its self out of fear.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

trade list trimed down. donated over half to childs play charity.

Even Chuck Norris can be nice.....Sometimes.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris Does not chew his food.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris once killed a man for asking who he was.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

 

[nsahene]

bump.....why no more chuck for the avatar pic? I'm sure that pisses him off.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

 

[stewie75]

Bump

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poops them out transformed into a robot.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus' birthday is in June!

Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

 

[stewie75]

bump

 

[nsahene]

[quote name='Mr_hockey66']Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poops them out transformed into a robot.[/QUOTE]
that could be the best one so far