Mr_ hockeys trade list. H: Metal gear v W: tale tale games or forzia games.

[Mr_hockey66]

I bet our friend doug is laying naked face down in a gutter getting butt ed by crystal meth tweekers!

 

[Stormedtrooper]

Bumpers

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Why are you peppering the steaks?

Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

You wanna borrow Bulletstorm? If so let me know

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Thank you for the offer but I am so backlogged right now. I'm in the world of halo and skyrim. It's going to be a long while before anything eles gets played. I'm mostly looking to unload obivion since I 100%ed it.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

How Dare you!!! Shes a nice lady!!!

 

[Stormedtrooper]

I hear you on Skyrim, I'm it's b*tch lol. My already massive backlog stares at me constantly but my Dragonborn keeps calling me. I'm weak, but man am I ever enjoying my weakness.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

Bumpers

 

[Mr_hockey66]

So long, gay boys!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Oh my what a cute baby! What's his name?


Carlos.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Ah Vegas!

You know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Except herpes, that shit comes back with you.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Ha! Classic!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

You can't go to Vegas, but your girlfriend can have sex with a waiter on a cruise ship?

He was a BARTENDER!!! And, she was wasted. And if you must know, he didn't even cum inside of her.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

upwards

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Ya and besides his girlfriend is a total bitch. Plus you know she beats him.

That was only twice and I was way out of line.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

Thx for the offer but my backlog is pretty bad and Skyrim isn't helping me either lol.

 

[mightymek]

pm sent, bump

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Dont let Alan drive. There is something wrong with him.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

It's on the corner of getamap and go yourself.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Ha ha ha it's funny cause he's fat.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

upwards

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Ohhh. I look like a nerdy hillbilly.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Some poeple just cant handle vegas

 

[Mr_hockey66]

I allways wonder why they call em roofies. Should've called em floories, or rapeies.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Hey that's not our Doug! Our Doug is a white!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Ewww gross! Alan did you just eat sofa pizza!?

Yeah.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

This is what we like to call Loserville here kids. YOu dont want to be sitting here like these three jokers.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Ha ha ha lets go to Vegas and steal a cop car. Whew ha ha hA

We have to deal with jackasses like you everyday!
EVERY ing day!

NOT up in here!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Not you fat Jesus. Slide it on back. We want the pretty boy.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

To da lou matha kkkkkaaaaaaassss

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Phil don't go in there! There is a JUNGLE cat in the bathroom!!!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Whats a jungle cat doing in the bathroom!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Hey bro can you get some pants. I find it strange that I need to ask you twice.

I can't believe his having me look for pants at a time like this.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Look Phil hes whacking his little weinis>

Hey not at the table Carlos!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

What's going on here!!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Whoa!!! Watch it you pervert!!!

It's ok Alan he's just doing your in seam.

He's getting to close to my shaft!!!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Nope the only thing back here is some candy wrappers, a men's size 6, and this snake skin.

Splat

Ewww!!! That's not a snake skin! It's a used condom! Ewww get it of me!!!

Splat!!!!


Ahhhhh!!!!! Come on man get your shit together!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Hey can I take a look at those I'm a doctor?

No, you're a dentist.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Tracey....its Phil. We ah Lost Doug!

What! Where the Hell are you guys! The wedding is in 5 hours!

Yeah..... Thats not going to happen.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

you have to be super smart to count cards buddy ok?

oh really! well maybe we should tell that to the rainman. He pretty much bankrpt a casino and he was a Ra Tard.

What?

He was a Ra tard.

REtard.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Ha ha ha funny fat guy falls on his face.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

Saw Space Marine in the GF sale but its $14.99 which while a good price is more then I want (or need) to spend at the moment. But thx for the heads up

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Give Me da money! Or I shoots him and him and we takes it! Your choice bitches!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

What do tigers dream of when they take a lite tiger snooze?

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle berry in her cat woman suit?

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Dont cha worry, your pretty stripped head...we are going to get you back to Tyson and cozy tiger bed.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Then we are going to find our best friend Doug! Then we are going to give him a best friend hug!

Oh Doug! Doug Doug Doug dougie Doug Doug Doug!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Well if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers


Then we are shit out of luck.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

That's my tooth!!!

What's my tooth doing in your pocket!?

 

[Mr_hockey66]

We had a sick night bitches!