My computer laughs at me No Joke!!

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Tennisjon2002

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My computer laughs at me, litterally, like there is this laugh that comes from my speakers. It is like a deep laugh and shit. It kinda freeks me out. i have run spybot and Adaware and stuff but it doesn't seem to go away. Does anyone know what it is?? It is kinda creepin me out. Any advice. Thanks
 
HAHAHA. Maybe the boogie man invaded your computer.


...Uhhhh, do you have a mic? If you have microphone boost on, then there could be some sort of feedback if it's near your speakers, which makes a low sound that you might mistake for a laugh. It might just be your paranoia.
 
Call a priest.

Really, it sounds like it is either the mic problem or you could have something running in the background. I would get something like Winpatrol so you can see all the processes running. I have never seen this but it could be an annoying virus or something else.
 
Go into Volume Control and mute all of the sliders. Then see if you hear the chuckle of satan.

And that mic idea is good too.

This will at least let you know if its eletrical or spiritual in nature.
 
Oh, and next time you're creped out, head to IHOP. They have decent crepes. Satanic crepes. Deliciously eviiiil crepes.

Sorry.
 
If your computer vomits on you and talks about having relations with your mother...then I'd call your local priest. :puke:

It very well could be some virus prank. Winpatrol could probably tell you. Spybot is also a good spy/ad ware remover.
 
Check out a movie called 'Electric Dreams' and try to recall if you've ever had any spills on your system.

Of course, it may just be you have a computer that is an excellent judge of character. There's nothing to be done about it now. It's already told the other computers around the world. Everywhere you go they're snickering away. You only notice when a speaker under their control is nearby.
 
[quote name='trustcompany1013']Maybe you should stop wearing girls underwear when you're on the computer. :wink:[/quote]
NEVER!!!!!! LOL jk
 
Meh. It could be worse. It could play Barbra Strisand Christmas Carols over and over again, thats when you have to go get the shotgun.
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']HAHAHA. Maybe the boogie man invaded your computer.


...Uhhhh, do you have a mic? If you have microphone boost on, then there could be some sort of feedback if it's near your speakers, which makes a low sound that you might mistake for a laugh. It might just be your paranoia.[/quote]

I remember this lady I ise to work with. She had a mic and speech recognition software. She called me to her office and was like it just types things. What a dumbass.
 
according to what ive learned on this site today, the best remedy for demons is to simply sit on the possessed persons chest until they quit breathing.. so in thise case, sit on your cpu till it breaks, u fall through it, or it shuts off.. then you should be fine!
 
Yep

Its called a polterguist! One call to your local church may clear it up. Don't call the one in milawkee. You might wind up dead your self!
 
well you could always pay Comp-usa 130 bucks to re-install windows. That's what they wanted me to do when my computer broke. Of course if you don't have your own copy of windows then that'll cost you extra.
 
[quote name='stocker08']Meh. It could be worse. It could play Barbra Strisand Christmas Carols over and over again, thats when you have to go get the shotgun.[/quote]
Ha LMFAO!!!
 
My only suggestion would be a system reboot to the original factory condition. Its easy but it deletes all of your files and programs.
 
I know sometimes at work if my cell phone or black berry is to close to the speakers it puts off some wierd noises, might check for that.
 
[quote name='ZeroSupporT']I know sometimes at work if my cell phone or black berry is to close to the speakers it puts off some wierd noises, might check for that.[/quote]

What the hell is a black berry? Other than a pleasent little wildberry that makes awfully excellent cobbler.
 
It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.
 
[quote name='KingDox']well you could always pay Comp-usa 130 bucks to re-install windows. That's what they wanted me to do when my computer broke. Of course if you don't have your own copy of windows then that'll cost you extra.[/quote]

$130?!?!? I gots to go independent!
 
[quote name='int80h']It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.[/quote]LOL
 
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