My mailman is a friggin retard

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And yes it's a man. House number is on side and front of mailbox, not hard to miss. This dude still gives me my neighbors mail. After this happened a few times (and after a few polite notes from me) I called my post office. They said they'd put an alert on my address. Retard then delivers a savings bond addressed to me (correctly) to my neighbor who I don't really know. savings bond has my SSN# on it so I call post office again to complain (but I'm still reasonably polite). They said BLA BLA BLA regular carrier was on vacation and she'd put an alert on my box and have mailperson talk to supervisor. I guess the dude filling in can't read or doesn't give a shit. I put my house number on my mail box in a third place (front, side, and post) and also have it on the inside where he could read it if he bothers to look. Also put my last name and street address inside the box lid. Hopefully the dipshits figure it out. He'll probably do it on purpose now because I complained. God I hate the post office, I may have to get a PO box if this keeps up. It Once took them a month to get me a dvd from Deep Discount DVD in Illinois, they crushed a poster I bought from ebay that was packaged very well, etc. etc etc.
 
I have neighborhood mail problems too from my carrier. He admitted that he gets lazy and just randomly stuffs neighborhood mail into different boxes so that he can finish early sometimes.
 
Ya I know. Comics coming bent, what you said about neighbors mail, and the one I love the most The mail man did two things. Right in front of me he hit my mail box and the door broke off. I complain a couple times and nothing. And he still works there to boot. Second one, letters have come back with what does DR mean, or ST. Good lord they anger me. But theres nothing I can do about it.
 
Yup, always happens to me at home as well. Some carriers have the tendency to just throw whatever they want into my box, regardless of the number, or have the audacity to just not deliver to my house for three days. The reasoning behind such a bold move? Well, the letter carrier keeps complaining that his route is too long and that he just can't finish it during the day. Odd, much, since we're not even close to the end of his route. Thank god the worst one is just a replacement.

It wouldn't have been much of a problem if they didn't A) lose a $5,000 paycheck in the mail many years ago [which took hell to get the company to cut another one since they thought it was a lame excuse], and B) the fact that not delivering a few important pieces of mail that were quite urgent ended up resulting in additional problems and fights elsewhere.

Absolutely and utterly ridiculous, but at least complaining made an immediate difference. Some of them ended up being fired, others really did have issues with their routes...in the end most things have been cleared up but there's always the problem with replacement carriers. Ugh.
 
My fucking mailperson just sucks. One day I will get the mail at like 11 in the morning and the next day 7 at night. Then I look over at my neighbors box and they will have my netflix in their box. At least once a week I will get some neighbor mail. I always walk it over and drop it in their box his house is only 30 feet away. But it makes me wonder if my neighbors ever do this for my family.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']I have neighborhood mail problems too from my carrier. He admitted that he gets lazy and just randomly stuffs neighborhood mail into different boxes so that he can finish early sometimes.[/QUOTE]

Is this your mailman:

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[quote name='Saucy Jack']I have neighborhood mail problems too from my carrier. He admitted that he gets lazy and just randomly stuffs neighborhood mail into different boxes so that he can finish early sometimes.[/QUOTE]

I really think that's hilarious. Is he young? Like early 20's? I just can't imagine what I would do someone admitted to that.
 
Where do you guys live? My Dad could do something about it if you lived in the greater Pittsburgh region.
 
My old mailmain was tolerable, the current one sucks. I was outside one time, about 10 feet from the mailbox, and they deliver the mail. I walk over and find a slip with "sorry we missed you" on it. Then she whines about the height of our mailbox, which was about equal to 2 others on the street and had been in place, without issue, for over 15 years. After 1 day, she stops delivering mail.
 
I have 2 mail carriers. The regular and the fill in. The regular is fine all the time, the stupid fill in is a moron (this one is a girl). She is incredibly lazy and drives to each house seperately to drop mail off(houses are litterally 15ft apart from each other). I always get the neighbors mail from her (some times its mail that is about 10 houses away across the street). Other times I get my mail but she just folds everything and throws it in the box. Other times when we get a bunch of mail she just throws it on the front porch (The regular guy puts it in a priority mail bag and hangs it on my door)
 
Well, my mailman is usually my uncle soooo:
*He sees my Maxims, FHMs, and Stuffs and can take care of them
But,
my mailman is usually my uncle soooo:
*He sees my Maxims, FHMs, and Stuffs and can take care of them.
It's not porn, damnit. The articles are truly interesting.
 
This happens every now and then with my neighbor. The mailman would mix up our mails. Although I don't really think my mailman is lazy to deliever mails. For the past couple of months the postal service is slow for my area. The mail delivery has been very inconsistent around my area. It takes 2-5 days to get local mail around here. It really is a pain in the ass especially when I have important mail coming through like school financial aid letters. It sucks even more when you're subscribing to netflix and it takes 5 days for them to get to Netflix and another 5 for me to recieve them. Now I think First Class mail is overrated. Its just like standard mail now for me.
 
The mail sucks here, too. I've had several mags never reach me, I've had a game be listed as delivered and never got it (Luckily BB resent another copy that I got and the lost copy was sent back), I've had held mail that was supposed to be delivered when I get back from a trip not delivered on that day (had to pick it up myself), and I've had packages from my parents that were paid for 2 day shipping take a week or so to get here. There are some points that the mail gets so incredibly slow that I have to hope that I get mail in a timely manner.
 
[quote name='humidore']I love my mailman, he's nice, usually prompt and helpful. Take that whiners! ;)[/QUOTE]

my mailguy is great, i tip him 20 bucks every christmas for a present, I wave and honk at him to say hi as I pass him and he has come to visit me at the restraunts I have worked and tipped me well, so I can't complain at all. It sucks you don't have a good mail carrier
 
[quote name='jennie25']my mailguy is great, i tip him 20 bucks every christmas for a present, I wave and honk at him to say hi as I pass him and he has come to visit me at the restraunts I have worked and tipped me well, so I can't complain at all. It sucks you don't have a good mail carrier[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I don't really have any problems with my mail carrier. In fact, I respect him since he admitted his laziness problem. Also, it's only a problem of him leaving other people's mail in our box. We always get our mail on time.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Does he work for the post office or is just just going to have them "delt wit"?[/QUOTE]
:rofl: No, he's the Finance Manager of Pittsburgh he's pretty high on the food chain around here.
 
Got no problems with my mailwoman. Though once for some reason i got mail that was supposed to be for a dude who hasnt even lived here in three years i think. Guess what it was ok im serious it was.............................................GAY PORN!!!!!!!!!! I kid you not. It was gay porn. It was like a promo for something. I dont know i wasnt gonna let my eyes burn out trying to find out what it was like a magazine offer or something. But where was alot of gay porn on that advertisement.
 
I work in a post office with approximately 40-45 mail carriers. There are 30 routes in the city plus some extras who are part-timers and replacements for when others are out sick or on vacation. I'd say at least half of them are terrible (whether intentionally or not) at their job and most are bad. I can only think of about 7 or 8 that I would trust to do a good job delivering mail to me based on how I see them behave when they are in the building, mail they leave behind, and hear them talking among other things.

A big part of the problem is the carriers union. It is pure evil. They are big, powerful, and do everything in their power to let the carriers do whatever the heck they want. They encourage carriers to call out sick as soon as they earn 8 hours sick leave, file as many grievances as possible to keep management bogged down from dealing with real problems, and get people like this one carrier at my job (She's been fired at least 3 times, the last for drunk driving.) their jobs back when they are fired.

Some of the carrier behavior I have seen in my 4 years working in a post office:

Intentionally leaving behind express mail then blaming it on the accountables clerk saying he "Hid it in the safe." Riiiight.

Taking someone else's mail off a piece of equipment and placing the mail on the floor so they could steal said equipment for their own use.

Carriers like overtime. Plus the strict OT rules require that management evenly distribute OT between the carriers on the overtime desired lists, which of course rarely happens. Then the ones who missed out on the OT get FREE MONEY.

Throwing first class mail in the garbage, saying either it was not theirs or was undeliverable. Neither of these is an excuse to throw away first class mail (nothing is) and often they were lying anyway.

Refusing to scan delivery confirmations and other scannable mail that needed to be entered manually in the scanner due to the bar code being slightly messed up.

Taking packages marked fragile off their desks (Where we put them instead of in the parcel buggy so they don't get damaged by other parcels) and hurling them into the parcel buggy in a fit of rage.

The one who was fired for drunken driving has also been accused by several of the customers on her route of threatening to "lose" important mail like checks if they ever complain about her again.

Spraying a dog who was barking from behind a door with pepper spray...through the mail slot. The guy who did this one got fired, but only because he was in his 90 day trial period. Had he made it through that he'd probably have to had raped, mutiliated, and wore the dog's head as a hat to work the next day to have a 50/50 chance of being fired. Even then he'd probably get rehired with back pay sooner or later.

A lot of these people are the most foul-mouthed people I have ever been around. Usually it wouldn't bother me but one time one of the other clerks was reprimanded for calling a carrier an asshole when many of them routinely scream F bombs and worse at the top of their lungs all morning long.

Intentionally trying to get injured, since an on the job injury is up to 45 days fully paid leave. One time a VERY heavy container of mail (hundreds of pounds) was falling off the lift we use to unload the truck and the dumbass carrier was standing there staring at it while I yelled at him to move. He was hoping it would hit his foot or toes so he could go out on leave and in the meantime I'm trying to hold it back but I know I can't do it for long (and I'm a pretty big guy) and it could really hurt him bad or worse if it landed on him. Finally he took a step back and I jumped out of the way and the thing missed him by inches.

Refusing to deliver a damaged piece of mail because they didn't want to upset the customer and risk losing their "Whiteys" (Christmas tips).

There is plenty more but I have seen so much it is hard to recall them all at once. Of course carriers aren't the only culprits.

I find food and drinks in containers of mail all the time when they get to us from the main plant. Once a bag of parcels was drenched entirely in beer. Someone poured it into the bag, making a huge puddle inside and soaking every parcel in it. Another time I reached into a bag and pulled out a handful of cake.

Our newest window clerk has left the window when she was the only one out there several times. Not only does this leave the customers hanging but since we have an open postal store with lots of expensive merchandise hanging on the walls, people could have just walked out with thousands of dollars of stuff.

I have seen many people clock into work then leave the building, hop into their car and head to parts unknown, to return an hour or more later. This one is usually clerks.

On a windy day a customer called and said a mail dropbox had been left open and the letters in it were blowing away in the wind. The supervisor decided to do nothing about it until another supervisor came in so she could pawn the job off on them. This left the mailbox open for about an hour.

One of the clerks I work with calls out sick 40 + times a year and is late nearly every day, often several hours late. She uses her kids as the excuse every single time. Many of these times she comes in the next day bragging about her date the previous night or with a new hairdo.

Just last week one of the truck drivers threw a bag of express mail I gave him on the ground in the parking lot and drove off without it. No idea why, though he says he didn't know he had dropped it.

Now after all that, the carrier who delivers to my house isn't bad. He's actually pretty good, though he does seem to miss a lot of time and his replacements are all over the map in quality.

A few final notes about the whiteys, because of them you WILL find your carriers suddenly become a lot more friendly and efficient from now through the end of the year. They live for those tips and will often get into fights with a replacement on their day off or something if he gets any. Many carriers will even pay the postage on any postage due mail (especially Christmas cards) so as to make the customer more likely to tip them and they remember those who don't.

Ok, the my work is evil rant is over.
 
[quote name='jennie25']my mailguy is great, i tip him 20 bucks every christmas for a present, I wave and honk at him to say hi as I pass him and he has come to visit me at the restraunts I have worked and tipped me well, so I can't complain at all. It sucks you don't have a good mail carrier[/QUOTE]

That's so cool.

Most of us never really get to know our mailmen. This is because here, the mailboxes are clustered together in units of 20 or 30, abouttwo boxes per street. No, they're not apartments. Anyway, the mailmen are usually in and out when everyone is gone, so you don't really talk to them. They do a good job anyway, though.
 
[quote name='whitereflection']I find it hard to believe that all of you have bad mailmen. Do all of you live in suburbs or leave your dogs out or something?[/QUOTE]

Suburbs for me. Problem is that, while the mail office itself in the area has some of the nicest and friendliest people in their main offices working at the desk or in the back, a small portion of the carriers really don't want to be doing mail delivery. Most of the carriers are actually quite good but the bad ones keep getting passed around the area or get shoved out of the way to cover for people who are on vacation or who are out sick. The latter usually pisses them off even more, unfortunately, so they basically do a poor job until they eventually quit.

I can understand why some would be frustrated, though. Honestly, I don't like dealing with about 1/2, 2/3 of the people in my town either.
 
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