PittsburghAfterDark
CAGiversary!
When November 3rd rolls around come midnight I have a solem pledge to all of my left wing friends here. I will be here to help.
Yes, I know you will all be dispondent. You will be crying, hanging your head in shame, looking for someone to blame and hoping a number of close elections around the country may be legally contested. However nothing looks like it is going to be that close. My left leaning friends, I feel your pain. Your orange hued horse faced jackass from the land of Taxachusetts is going down in a Dukakkian landslide.
Have no fear. PAD is here to help.
The good folks at the Darwin Society have been collecting steel cans that we're recycling into razor blades. We will be shipping out these blades for you to slit your wrists with... free of charge! I know life won't be worth living for many of you but you're also cowards and dread the thought and pain of slitting your own wrists. That being said we've taken up hose donations from True Value, ServiceStar, Home Depot and Lowes in case you just want to start your car and run a hose to the passenger window. For those of you wanting to go out with a bang? Yes, the Darwin Society has taken up donations from Remington and Winchester ammunition as well. Please feel free to PM me the caliber of ammuntion you require.
This may seem very insensitive of me but it ranks the Darwin Society above the People's Republic of China. Why? They'd send your family a bill for the bullet once you were dead. Thanks to years of liberalism our ammunition is a non-profit tax write off! Now ain't dat sumptin'?
Yes, I know you will all be dispondent. You will be crying, hanging your head in shame, looking for someone to blame and hoping a number of close elections around the country may be legally contested. However nothing looks like it is going to be that close. My left leaning friends, I feel your pain. Your orange hued horse faced jackass from the land of Taxachusetts is going down in a Dukakkian landslide.
Have no fear. PAD is here to help.
The good folks at the Darwin Society have been collecting steel cans that we're recycling into razor blades. We will be shipping out these blades for you to slit your wrists with... free of charge! I know life won't be worth living for many of you but you're also cowards and dread the thought and pain of slitting your own wrists. That being said we've taken up hose donations from True Value, ServiceStar, Home Depot and Lowes in case you just want to start your car and run a hose to the passenger window. For those of you wanting to go out with a bang? Yes, the Darwin Society has taken up donations from Remington and Winchester ammunition as well. Please feel free to PM me the caliber of ammuntion you require.
This may seem very insensitive of me but it ranks the Darwin Society above the People's Republic of China. Why? They'd send your family a bill for the bullet once you were dead. Thanks to years of liberalism our ammunition is a non-profit tax write off! Now ain't dat sumptin'?