Napoleon Dynamite
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[quote name='crazytalkx']I thought the movie was great but it is overrated sometimes. OFF TOPIC! More people should've seen Shaun of the Dead. That movie was shaq-fuing awesome.[/quote]
Ok thats what I need to know Shauin of the Dead wasnt that great in my opinion. I mean it was OK but for the first 30 minutes I was like what the hell..
Is this movie like one of those stupid comedies..... Like Naked Gun, hot shots, Loaded Weapon etc.?
Thats what I feel like Shaun of the Dead was and those movies are pretty damn dumb.
Ok thats what I need to know Shauin of the Dead wasnt that great in my opinion. I mean it was OK but for the first 30 minutes I was like what the hell..
Is this movie like one of those stupid comedies..... Like Naked Gun, hot shots, Loaded Weapon etc.?
Thats what I feel like Shaun of the Dead was and those movies are pretty damn dumb.
[quote name='TXboxGuY'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='MorPhiend'][quote name='StealthySeal']"are you drinking 1% cause you think your fat?"[/quote]
"Because you're not. You can really drink whole milk if you want to."
Anyone seen the deleted scenes yet?
The Kickball and fishing scenes are awesome!!![/quote]
the best deleted scene was the one where they hide the suit because they don't have lay-away[/quote]
I'm tempted to rent this -- AGAIN!!!! With BB's 2-day new releases I didn't have much time to get into the special features.
I should just go ahead and buy it (maybe used, ...ebay).[/quote]
Haven't you heard BB doesn't have late fees anymore if you rented a 2-day rental you can keep it up to five extra days without being charged for the movie now. This began on January 1, 2005.
My bad if you rented before the beginning of 2005.
"Because you're not. You can really drink whole milk if you want to."
Anyone seen the deleted scenes yet?
The Kickball and fishing scenes are awesome!!![/quote]
the best deleted scene was the one where they hide the suit because they don't have lay-away[/quote]
I'm tempted to rent this -- AGAIN!!!! With BB's 2-day new releases I didn't have much time to get into the special features.
I should just go ahead and buy it (maybe used, ...ebay).[/quote]
Haven't you heard BB doesn't have late fees anymore if you rented a 2-day rental you can keep it up to five extra days without being charged for the movie now. This began on January 1, 2005.
My bad if you rented before the beginning of 2005.
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"Pedro offers you his protection"
Napoleon: "That is the most retarded movie ever"
Kip: "Napoleon... there's no way you could possibly know that."
"Dude, you got like 3 feet of air"
"I wish you would get the heck out of my life and SHUT UP"
The movie is freaking hilarious, I don't care what anyone says. It is completely random, lacks most elements of a good story but GOSH, it's funny.
Napoleon: "That is the most retarded movie ever"
Kip: "Napoleon... there's no way you could possibly know that."
"Dude, you got like 3 feet of air"
"I wish you would get the heck out of my life and SHUT UP"
The movie is freaking hilarious, I don't care what anyone says. It is completely random, lacks most elements of a good story but GOSH, it's funny.
Napoleon "grandma just called and she wants you to go home."
U. Rico: "She didnt say anything to me about it."
Napoleon " she said she wants you out of the house before she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all of our steak."
Pedro: "Its a sledge hammer."
Kip: "You heard me, i said come down here and try to hit me."
Napoleon: "So me and you are pretty much so friends now right?"
Pedro: "Yes."
Napoleon: "So.. you got my back right?"
Pedro: "What?"
Bully(forgot his name): "Give me your bike."
Some kid: "No!"
Bully: "Come on, i'll give you some chips."
Napoleon: "Yea it took me like 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. Its probably the best picture i've ever done."
Pedro: "I'll probably build her a cake or something."
Napoleon: "So are you pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?"
Girl's dad: "What is that?"
Napoleon: "Thats my ride."
Napoleon: "Its got shocks... pegs.... lucky!"
Napoleon: "Idiot."
Rex: "Try to attack me."
*kip squats down and sticks his leg out and spins around trying to trip rex Mortal Kombat style and rex slaps him*
Rex: "Do you think anybody wants a round-house kick to the face when i'm wearing these pants?"
Rex: "I'm not dressed like Peter Pan over here" *points at napoleon*
U. Rico: "She didnt say anything to me about it."
Napoleon " she said she wants you out of the house before she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all of our steak."
Pedro: "Its a sledge hammer."
Kip: "You heard me, i said come down here and try to hit me."
Napoleon: "So me and you are pretty much so friends now right?"
Pedro: "Yes."
Napoleon: "So.. you got my back right?"
Pedro: "What?"
Bully(forgot his name): "Give me your bike."
Some kid: "No!"
Bully: "Come on, i'll give you some chips."
Napoleon: "Yea it took me like 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. Its probably the best picture i've ever done."
Pedro: "I'll probably build her a cake or something."
Napoleon: "So are you pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?"
Girl's dad: "What is that?"
Napoleon: "Thats my ride."
Napoleon: "Its got shocks... pegs.... lucky!"
Napoleon: "Idiot."
Rex: "Try to attack me."
*kip squats down and sticks his leg out and spins around trying to trip rex Mortal Kombat style and rex slaps him*
Rex: "Do you think anybody wants a round-house kick to the face when i'm wearing these pants?"
Rex: "I'm not dressed like Peter Pan over here" *points at napoleon*
[quote name='tyecko'][quote name='cthcky33']kip- "your mom goes to college"
ahh i could quote that movie all day[/quote]
I still dont understand that quote, can someone explain it to me?[/quote]
That's the best line in the entire movie. It occurs when Deb comes up to Napoleon's house trying to sell the accessories for Glamour Shots. She says she's trying to save up to go to college, Kip overhears it and decides to say your mom goes to college thinking it's funny as hell.
ahh i could quote that movie all day[/quote]
I still dont understand that quote, can someone explain it to me?[/quote]
That's the best line in the entire movie. It occurs when Deb comes up to Napoleon's house trying to sell the accessories for Glamour Shots. She says she's trying to save up to go to college, Kip overhears it and decides to say your mom goes to college thinking it's funny as hell.
[quote name='gamefreak']Favorite part:
Kip is trying to sell the Tupaware to that lady and he's like "Look, you can even drive over it it's so strong!" Procedes to drive over it and it snaps instantly. Kip just turns, has this hilarious face of pure horror, and drives off.[/quote]
i watched the version that had the commentary and they were talking about how they had no clue what was gonna happen when they ran over it, and when Kip ran over it and said "Darnit" and drove away, that was totally improv'd. As was the the part where Uncle Rico hit the video camera with the football.
Kip is trying to sell the Tupaware to that lady and he's like "Look, you can even drive over it it's so strong!" Procedes to drive over it and it snaps instantly. Kip just turns, has this hilarious face of pure horror, and drives off.[/quote]
i watched the version that had the commentary and they were talking about how they had no clue what was gonna happen when they ran over it, and when Kip ran over it and said "Darnit" and drove away, that was totally improv'd. As was the the part where Uncle Rico hit the video camera with the football.
[quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch']Napoleon Dynamite, hands down, is the most retarded movie ever.[/quote]
[/quote]
It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.
[/quote]It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.
[quote name='Scorch'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch']Napoleon Dynamite, hands down, is the most retarded movie ever.[/quote]
[/quote]
It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so
ing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.
[/quote]It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so
ing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.zionoverfire
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[quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch']Napoleon Dynamite, hands down, is the most retarded movie ever.[/quote]
[/quote]
It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.
[/quote]It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.
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the movie had good lines?
I missed something, apparently.
I missed something, apparently.
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch']Napoleon Dynamite, hands down, is the most retarded movie ever.[/quote]
[/quote]
It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11!
[/quote]It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11!
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch']Napoleon Dynamite, hands down, is the most retarded movie ever.[/quote]
[/quote]
It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
If you mean that even when it got to the plot, it sucked, then yeah, the plot wasn't my problem.
[/quote]It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
If you mean that even when it got to the plot, it sucked, then yeah, the plot wasn't my problem.
[quote name='Whambamm'][quote name='tyecko'][quote name='cthcky33']kip- "your mom goes to college"
ahh i could quote that movie all day[/quote]
I still dont understand that quote, can someone explain it to me?[/quote]
That's the best line in the entire movie. It occurs when Deb comes up to Napoleon's house trying to sell the accessories for Glamour Shots. She says she's trying to save up to go to college, Kip overhears it and decides to say your mom goes to college thinking it's funny as hell.[/quote]
the look on kips face after he says that is the best part
ahh i could quote that movie all day[/quote]
I still dont understand that quote, can someone explain it to me?[/quote]
That's the best line in the entire movie. It occurs when Deb comes up to Napoleon's house trying to sell the accessories for Glamour Shots. She says she's trying to save up to go to college, Kip overhears it and decides to say your mom goes to college thinking it's funny as hell.[/quote]
the look on kips face after he says that is the best part
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[quote name='Scorch'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch']Napoleon Dynamite, hands down, is the most retarded movie ever.[/quote]
[/quote]
It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11![/quote]
Yes and the one liners were great! I'm sorry that you and Traken didn't like it but then I hate plenty of "good" movies also. I mainly find it funny because my school is an hour or so away from where they shot that movie. And yes, some of them are like that.
[/quote]It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11![/quote]
Yes and the one liners were great! I'm sorry that you and Traken didn't like it but then I hate plenty of "good" movies also. I mainly find it funny because my school is an hour or so away from where they shot that movie. And yes, some of them are like that.
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch']Napoleon Dynamite, hands down, is the most retarded movie ever.[/quote]
[/quote]
It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11![/quote]
Yes and the one liners were great! I'm sorry that you and Traken didn't like it but then I hate plenty of "good" movies also. I mainly find it funny because my school is an hour or so away from where they shot that movie. And yes, some of them are like that.[/quote]
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree My brother was a bit of a jerk growing up, but not to that extent.. maybe that's why I can't stand it.
[/quote]It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11![/quote]
Yes and the one liners were great! I'm sorry that you and Traken didn't like it but then I hate plenty of "good" movies also. I mainly find it funny because my school is an hour or so away from where they shot that movie. And yes, some of them are like that.[/quote]
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree
My brother was a bit of a jerk growing up, but not to that extent.. maybe that's why I can't stand it.zionoverfire
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[quote name='Scorch'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch']Napoleon Dynamite, hands down, is the most retarded movie ever.[/quote]
[/quote]
It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11![/quote]
Yes and the one liners were great! I'm sorry that you and Traken didn't like it but then I hate plenty of "good" movies also. I mainly find it funny because my school is an hour or so away from where they shot that movie. And yes, some of them are like that.[/quote]
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree My brother was a bit of a jerk growing up, but not to that extent.. maybe that's why I can't stand it.[/quote]
Yep, so has the hastings deal kindness broken you yet?
[/quote]It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11![/quote]
Yes and the one liners were great! I'm sorry that you and Traken didn't like it but then I hate plenty of "good" movies also. I mainly find it funny because my school is an hour or so away from where they shot that movie. And yes, some of them are like that.[/quote]
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree
My brother was a bit of a jerk growing up, but not to that extent.. maybe that's why I can't stand it.[/quote]Yep, so has the hastings deal kindness broken you yet?
[quote name='shawagg']The only people who liked this are the same people who quoted Austin Powers a year after release-- dumb high schoolers![/quote]
Not true sir; I've witnessed full grown adults quote Austin Powers many times, even without the aid of alcohol.
Not true sir; I've witnessed full grown adults quote Austin Powers many times, even without the aid of alcohol.
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[quote name='shawagg']The only people who liked this are the same people who quoted Austin Powers a year after release-- dumb high schoolers![/quote]
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[quote name='shawagg']The only people who liked this are the same people who quoted Austin Powers a year after release-- dumb high schoolers![/quote]
oh, behave.
oh, behave.
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch']Napoleon Dynamite, hands down, is the most retarded movie ever.[/quote]
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It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11![/quote]
Yes and the one liners were great! I'm sorry that you and Traken didn't like it but then I hate plenty of "good" movies also. I mainly find it funny because my school is an hour or so away from where they shot that movie. And yes, some of them are like that.[/quote]
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree My brother was a bit of a jerk growing up, but not to that extent.. maybe that's why I can't stand it.[/quote]
Yep, so has the hastings deal kindness broken you yet?[/quote]
Gah.. I update the thread and no one reads it.. Hastings cracked down. I got shut down.
I definately, definately have to disagree with that one.
[/quote]It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11![/quote]
Yes and the one liners were great! I'm sorry that you and Traken didn't like it but then I hate plenty of "good" movies also. I mainly find it funny because my school is an hour or so away from where they shot that movie. And yes, some of them are like that.[/quote]
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree
My brother was a bit of a jerk growing up, but not to that extent.. maybe that's why I can't stand it.[/quote]Yep, so has the hastings deal kindness broken you yet?[/quote]
Gah.. I update the thread and no one reads it.. Hastings cracked down. I got shut down.
I definately, definately have to disagree with that one.
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I enjoyed this movie, i had the honor of a screening before it was released majorly, and it was awesome. its not meant to be an oscar winner, its just a stupid movie with tons of verbal/physical comedy.
It's quite embarrassing the way its blown up though, I'm already tired of people quoting it.... i mean, we've all seen the movie, why keep saying stuff we've heard thousands of times to eachother?
It's quite embarrassing the way its blown up though, I'm already tired of people quoting it.... i mean, we've all seen the movie, why keep saying stuff we've heard thousands of times to eachother?
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[quote name='Scorch'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch'][quote name='Trakan'][quote name='Scorch']Napoleon Dynamite, hands down, is the most retarded movie ever.[/quote]
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It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11![/quote]
Yes and the one liners were great! I'm sorry that you and Traken didn't like it but then I hate plenty of "good" movies also. I mainly find it funny because my school is an hour or so away from where they shot that movie. And yes, some of them are like that.[/quote]
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree My brother was a bit of a jerk growing up, but not to that extent.. maybe that's why I can't stand it.[/quote]
Yep, so has the hastings deal kindness broken you yet?[/quote]
Gah.. I update the thread and no one reads it.. Hastings cracked down. I got shut down.
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Actually that was why I was alluding to.
[/quote]It is. If I wanted to see old nerds bragging about talking to someone online, i'd attent a local "Magic: The Gathering" card game session. The only part that was somewhat humorous was when the guy nailed Napoleon upside the head with the steak or whatever it was. I wish he would've hit him harder with it. If I hear one more jock or prep quote this movie, i'm going to explode. It's becoming worse than the "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" quote.
But i'm weak. I'll probably still pick it up for 9.99 previously viewed at Hastings in a month or two.[/quote]
Lol, couldn't agree with you more. I thought a few parts were funny, but the movie was so shaq-fuing dumb. It doesn't really have a plot for 1/4 of the movie.[/quote]
You know somehow I don't think your problem was the lack of plot.[/quote]
I think a good portion of it was. THE MOVIE HAD NO DAMN PLOT. He'd be doing whatever and then it'd cut to a scene of him doing some bird dance shit or something in front of the class and OMG I FORGOT MY CHAP STICK whoa i cant use the nurse's GOSH WAHT IS WRONG WITH YOU sorry i was talking to lafonda and IM GOING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER!!11![/quote]
Yes and the one liners were great! I'm sorry that you and Traken didn't like it but then I hate plenty of "good" movies also. I mainly find it funny because my school is an hour or so away from where they shot that movie. And yes, some of them are like that.[/quote]
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree
My brother was a bit of a jerk growing up, but not to that extent.. maybe that's why I can't stand it.[/quote]Yep, so has the hastings deal kindness broken you yet?[/quote]
Gah.. I update the thread and no one reads it.. Hastings cracked down. I got shut down.
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Actually that was why I was alluding to.
[quote name='shawagg']The only people who liked this are the same people who quoted Austin Powers a year after release-- dumb high schoolers![/quote]
I never watched Austin Powers. I knew I wouldn't like it. But I like Napoleon Dynamite. I guess I'm not a "people".
I never watched Austin Powers. I knew I wouldn't like it. But I like Napoleon Dynamite. I guess I'm not a "people".
I personally did not like Austin powers I thought they were all totally dumb... until I watched 3 all through. For some reason I found that one good. I have yet to go back and re watch the first two.
Shaun of the Dead was dumb, naked guns, hot shots, loaded weapons, anchorman or most any SNL movie... are all dumb..
So Since noone has answered my question on this movie I am giving it a shot in the next couple days. I will post back...
Shaun of the Dead was dumb, naked guns, hot shots, loaded weapons, anchorman or most any SNL movie... are all dumb..
So Since noone has answered my question on this movie I am giving it a shot in the next couple days. I will post back...
[quote name='MorPhiend'][quote name='shawagg']The only people who liked this are the same people who quoted Austin Powers a year after release-- dumb high schoolers![/quote]
I never watched Austin Powers. I knew I wouldn't like it. But I like Napoleon Dynamite. I guess I'm not a "people".[/quote]
ND is quite a bit more subtle in it's humor than Austin Powers was
I never watched Austin Powers. I knew I wouldn't like it. But I like Napoleon Dynamite. I guess I'm not a "people".[/quote]
ND is quite a bit more subtle in it's humor than Austin Powers was
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I didn't read all the posts....but I thought this movie was GREAT. I found the humor very good....kinda dry, but very funny.
I would LOVE a TV show series about him....that would be GREAT.
I would LOVE a TV show series about him....that would be GREAT.
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I watched the movie twice, the first time in a packed theater and the second with my family. The first time everyone was cracking up and I was in tears laughing. The second time it seemed really corny. I guess whether you liked it or not depended on the atmosphere, and your level of intoxication. =/
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I went in, not knowing what it was about, I saw one commercial, and the line of gangs wanna recruit me because im good with a bow staff. Had me intrested to see it.
The first time I watched it, I didnt laugh...except for the steak to the face part. However the lines kept sticking with me and the movie gets funnier and funnier each time I watch it.
the, "Im rick james bitch" is a good comparison about how big some of the quotes are getting.. but despite how much the dave chapelle stuff or napoleon stuff is said, I still dont let it take away from how good the material is, even if im sick of hearing about it.
a few lines that I like
"Six dollars?....thats like a dollar an hour" After he had been caging nasty dirty smelling chickens...drank egg yolk, and ate egg sandwiches.
"Napoleon..I heard you wet the bed last night" "Don I heard you took a dump in your bed"............ "who is the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves banned from the goverment"
"Napoleon put those back, and why don't you get you and your brother some pampers while you are at it."
The first time I watched it, I didnt laugh...except for the steak to the face part. However the lines kept sticking with me and the movie gets funnier and funnier each time I watch it.
the, "Im rick james bitch" is a good comparison about how big some of the quotes are getting.. but despite how much the dave chapelle stuff or napoleon stuff is said, I still dont let it take away from how good the material is, even if im sick of hearing about it.
a few lines that I like
"Six dollars?....thats like a dollar an hour" After he had been caging nasty dirty smelling chickens...drank egg yolk, and ate egg sandwiches.
"Napoleon..I heard you wet the bed last night" "Don I heard you took a dump in your bed"............ "who is the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves banned from the goverment"
"Napoleon put those back, and why don't you get you and your brother some pampers while you are at it."
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Since we are on the subject of this movie, anyone know where to get it for cheap?
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[quote name='The Shiznit']Since we are on the subject of this movie, anyone know where to get it for cheap?[/quote]
Definitley NOT fye.
Definitley NOT fye.
[quote name='thatstoobad'][quote name='shawagg']The only people who liked this are the same people who quoted Austin Powers a year after release-- dumb high schoolers![/quote]
oh, behave.[/quote]
Damn.. that's funny I'll give you that, but people really gotta stop. I said Yeah Baby after seeing the movie but stopped after a week.
oh, behave.[/quote]
Damn.. that's funny I'll give you that, but people really gotta stop. I said Yeah Baby after seeing the movie but stopped after a week.
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