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1. First you're going to want to do a little preparing for the interview. Do some research about McDonalds, learn about the founders, some of their company's history and goals. You are assured an interview, so prepare before you turn in the app.
2. Next, prepare a resume tailored specifically for McDonalds. Only list skills relevant to the position you are applying for and only interests that can be related to the job in some way.
3. Now you're going to want to suck on five dicks. Not four, not six, but five dicks of average size. This will prepare you for the manager position should you ever rise to it.
4. Next, pick up an application before lunch or after dinner in semi-formal dress and fill it out right then and there at the store in your neatest handwriting. During down times like these, you are almost immediately given an interview.
5. During the interview, answer their questions completely without elaborating unless they inquire further. Give them the information they want to know without taking up more of their time then needed.
6. If all went well, you should be immediately asked to join the crew and given your training dates. If you are not hired within the next two days or so, stop by every couple of days and ask about your status. If nothing else, they may give you the job based on either your apparent interest, or to get you to stop bugging them.
7. This step is a mystery. No one knows what happens at this point, but it is a very important step in any procedure. This is where all the magic happens.
8. Monetary gain.
2. Next, prepare a resume tailored specifically for McDonalds. Only list skills relevant to the position you are applying for and only interests that can be related to the job in some way.
3. Now you're going to want to suck on five dicks. Not four, not six, but five dicks of average size. This will prepare you for the manager position should you ever rise to it.
4. Next, pick up an application before lunch or after dinner in semi-formal dress and fill it out right then and there at the store in your neatest handwriting. During down times like these, you are almost immediately given an interview.
5. During the interview, answer their questions completely without elaborating unless they inquire further. Give them the information they want to know without taking up more of their time then needed.
6. If all went well, you should be immediately asked to join the crew and given your training dates. If you are not hired within the next two days or so, stop by every couple of days and ask about your status. If nothing else, they may give you the job based on either your apparent interest, or to get you to stop bugging them.
7. This step is a mystery. No one knows what happens at this point, but it is a very important step in any procedure. This is where all the magic happens.
8. Monetary gain.