Need help translating spanish...

[Porject D]

I been getting calls from this weird guy lately and he keep on speaking spanish. I already told him wrong number but he just kept on calling.
Today he sent me few messages can anyone translate what the hell is he saying.

1)Dime mami loque sea ok
2)Almami haora mismo mi nobia mesaco esta leche ook
3)En el bano quella mebane
4)Esa mima
5)Tellamo orita para queme saque mas leche ok

Thanks

 

[MusicNoteLess]

He's basically asking you to suck his dick.

 

[Trancendental]

Thread is win

 

[silentevil]

From what I can gather out of the horrible spelling he wants you tell mom he is ok and that he needs milk because he is out.

 

[antlp89]

Big pimpin is spitting that game.

 

[Porject D]

Wtf...... I am a guy and I BELIEVE I have no milk.

 

[Solid Scarecrow]

" I jump when you eat curds and whey, please beat the dog".... but I dont know spanish

 

[Strell]

We pretty much need more threads like this.

 

[pitfallharry219]

I was almost certain this would be a slidecage thread.

 

[daphatty]

Wow. Whoever is ing with you has some mad game.

 

[Trancendental]

You should tell him that you like gasoline

 

[crunchb3rry]

He's asking if you have any yard work you need done.

 

[PopcornBandit]

He wants you to tell his mother that old bread is okay to eat. Also his girlfriend left milk in the bathroom, it spoiled, and he needs you to get him some more.

Just put his mother's mind at ease and go get the guy some milk, ok? Stop being so gosh darn stubborn.

 

[DOMINATOR912]

[quote name='Porject D']I been getting calls from this weird guy lately and he keep on speaking spanish. I already told him wrong number but he just kept on calling.
Today he sent me few messages can anyone translate what the hell is he saying.

1)Dime mami loque sea ok
2)Almami haora mismo mi nobia mesaco esta leche ook
3)En el bano quella mebane
4)Esa mima
5)Tellamo orita para queme saque mas leche ok

Thanks[/QUOTE]

I'll take a shot at it, though his spelling is horrendous.

1. Tell me anything baby
2. My g/f just got my jizz out of me
3. She can bathe me in the bathroom
4. Thats her
5. I'll call you later so you can get more jizz out of me

For anyone wondering, in spanish slang the meaning of some words change. Mami = baby, leche = jizz.

You sir, have a weird creepy secret admirer

 

[lilboo]

You shouldn't have made eye contact with me on the bus and then leave your business card on the seat.

 

[XxFuRy2Xx]

If you happen to answer one of his calls and he's saying the same stuff, just say "¿Por que no te callas?" Then hang up.

 

[bigpimpin24]

[quote name='antlp89']big pimpin is spitting that game.[/quote]

 

[Ed_]

This is clearly coming from a non Spanish speaking person -_-

 

[mrx001]

[quote name='Porject D']I been getting calls from this weird guy lately and he keep on speaking spanish. I already told him wrong number but he just kept on calling.
Today he sent me few messages can anyone translate what the hell is he saying.

1)Dime mami loque sea ok
2)Almami haora mismo mi nobia mesaco esta leche ook
3)En el bano quella mebane
4)Esa mima
5)Tellamo orita para queme saque mas leche ok

Thanks[/QUOTE]

1.Tell me anything baby or tell me anything mom
2.Call me right now my girlfriend took out this milk.
3.In the bathroom I already showered
4.That one or that exact one
5.I call you right now so you take out more milk for me.

Post the audio.

If he calls back say," Tienes el numero de telefono equivocado y no tengo leche."