[quote name='Panama Red']So. . .she has to justify at incredible length I'm sure why she thinks Butch is better than Neil Young, Morrissey, Tool, or whatever quote unquote icon whose zealots are so used to being inviolable and their love for said idol and his artistic notability being unassailable? It's not enough, that it happens to be her cup of tea and not yours? Sorry to bust your everything must be elucidated in an exorbitantly overanalyzed way type bubble but here goes.
Sometimes. . . just sometimes. . . bear with me. . . I may just blow your mind here. . . sometimes. . . who people like. . . has
nothing absolutely
NOTHING to do with said person's musical proficiency. It may have nothing to do with their songwriting. Who they have worked with. Who they might or might not sound like. What cadency is statistically found in 90% of their songs. Their vocal range. It may indeed have absolutely butt

ing nothing to do with anything even remotely like what you surmise it should.
Sometimes. . . remember, sometimes. . . people like an artist. . . a band. . . or a song. . . because it fits them. Because something in the song sends synapses firing all over the place and shoots a theoretical feeling of euphoria all throughout the persons core self. It's not something you can examine. It's not something you can substantiate. The song that did this to them may suck. . . and I mean SUCK to everyone else in the entire world even the bastards that made it in the first place. However that doesn't change the fact and will not change the fact that person loves the song. You cannot prove personal opinion. . . you cannot asseverate in simple terms why you love a song. . . you can explain why it sounds good. . . or why lots of people might or might not appreciate the song. . . but there is no and I mean NO way to show to another human being why you love a song or indeed an actual artist. It simply cannot be done.
There is also no way to demarcate greatness. You can't juxtapose Hendrix to Clapton. OK? They both played guitar. . . they're both virtuosos. . . but can you prove to me. . . beyond a shadow of a mother

ing doubt. . . that one of them is better than the other?
Answer? No you cannot. Don't even try it. It's not feasible. There is no mathematical formula to prove why any artist is better than any other artist. Because as I said it boils down. . . to personal opinion. Since however I've said personal opinion can't be proven. . . and "greatness" unquestionably cannot be confirmed. . . without a shadow of a doubt in any persons mind. . . there is no way to prove that Butch Walker is better than Neil Young.
It could be that the lyrics to one of his songs reached her at exactly the right moment one day and made her feel good. Maybe one of those songs is a personal anthem to her for some reason.
Whatever the case may in fact be. . . it is farcical. . . contemptible. . . derisory. . . and utterly

ing preposterous that you would ask her to prove why she thinks Butch Walker is better than whoever the

it was that she said he was better than that managed to piss you off so much that you continue to write this circumlocutory mother

ing trite as hell self-righteous drivel which you think is ever so perfect and bulletproof that you continue. . . and doubtlessly will persist in doing until the day someone finally puts a bullet in your brainpan because they've had entirely too much of your elitist shit for a few thousand lifetimes. . . to rattle off at an alarming rate even though no one outside of your brainwashed collective of imbecilic near brain dead fan base that I'm sure you're EVER so proud of. . . if in fact they are not you masquerading as someone else to simply supplement your bullshit point to someone you've never met let alone know anything at all about in actuality. . . even likes it or wants to hear word one out of your conceited. . . narcissistic. . . self-important. . . arrogant ass mouth. It is wholly facetious. . . hypocritical as shit and extremely idiotic. . . not to mention narrow-minded as

all. . . that you're asking her to prove something that cannot be proven.
She wasn't stating a fact. She wasn't saying Butch Walker is better than Neil Young and whoever else for all times and for all people. That sounds an awful lot like something you would say. . . just change the names a bit and add in a bunch of your own personal beliefs which everyone must also believe. . .or you will send the phantasmal armada that foists your beliefs upon the rest of the world. . . that you wish you had I'm sure. . . after them. There is no way a ratiocinative person a level-headed perspicacious full up to here of common sense person would see what she said as a fact. They would instead see it as a matter of opinion. . . a dissenting opinion but an opinion nonetheless. Yet you choose to blitzkrieg her for simply stating her opinion. . . a harmless opinion.
Say. . . why don't you get all the people that have the same opinions about music as you together. . . overthrow the government and take over the highest seat of power in all the land. You can put to death anyone that likes Butch Walker, Avril Lavigne, Bowling For Soup, Hugh Jackman, malls, has red hair or has had more musical success than you, indeed even anyone named Katie. . . or better yet throw them into concentration camps and torture them slowly so as to enjoy yourself even longer. Not only would people know who you were and follow you blindly. . . and probably a significant amount of them against their God-given will. . . but I'm sure that the history books would talk of you ever so tenderly. You would feel right at home being a dictator. . . because you're already acting like one.
In essence, what I'm trying to say is this: Shut your

ing mouth. . . you insolent snotty. . . poster child for abortion if ever there was one. . . cockeyed inutile pitiable

ing repugnant bastard.
P.S. Though I'm sure you're all riled up to respond to this with your own little cry-baby tirade . . I'll have you know you've made my shitlist. . . pardon me. . . ignore list. . . as a result your miserable fussing will be lost on me. You ignominious prick.[/QUOTE]

I don't get what you are saying but you win the record for:
1. Most ellipses in a single post
2. Most bizarre rant I've read
3. The Quantity Over Quality Award for big word usage
4. The "impotent threats that were actually meant to have some kind punctuating effect to your rant" award