[quote name='yellowaznboy']Disney. Heh. Stupid subliminal messages...
Anyway, to say off-topic:
Once upon a time, I was walking down the street, looking up at the sun, and I stepped on poo. Not just any poo, though. There was a card next to the pile of poopoo I stepped on which read, "New-age aphrodisiac. Rub this all over your body and 'they' will come." "Xylophone!" I exlcaimed.
Obviously, I did what any sane person [who just stepped on poo] would do: I got naked and rubbed it all over my body. Soon, "they" came. Yep, "they" swarmed all over me; it was quite overwhelming. So many, so little time.
I walked down the street to the corner, after putting on my clothes, of course. People were staring and pointing in awe. They couldn't believe the kind of following I had; they were obviously jealous.
Eventually, I realized this new-age aphrodisiac wasn't attracting the ladies, so I washed it all off with soap. Thus, "they" left.
The end.
*Million cookies rewarded to the person who guesses what "they" is.*[/quote]
I can't believe how you destroyed that story. It's not even close to how it is supposed to be and because of that, I hate you. I think you are an ass monkeyed stupid who should commit suicide twice.