All you guys going on about loving cheesecake - STOP IT!
Man law states that guys will eat cheesecake, but only if nothing else is available. And, they do not go out about how great it is - that is for women. (Oreo cheesecake is exempt from this rule.)
Went to the store and bought a handsaw, gloves and some big shears. Cashier asked if I was going to kill my wife. I said I couldn't because she wasn't home. The cashier then asked if I was asian, because of my eyes and cheekbones. I said that I was injun, and she said, "Oh yeah? me too! Cherokee!" WTF lady - you should know your own kind.
Just found out what my cause of death will be: the waitress at the coney island a couple blocks away. Big tits, gorgeous eyes, dark hair...the kool-aid man might be catching me afterall...