Once upon a time there was a bump. This bump was a sad bump and never got to play w/ any of the other bumps... what made this bump so different you say? Well this bump had a bump over a bump that was behind another bump. One day the bump got tired of being the bump of the bump of the bump that it took a razor.. and cut the bumps off, bump.. by bump.. Losing all of his bumpy blood, he stood in front of all the other bumps and said ''THIS.. BUMP.. IS.. FOR.. YOU!'' The bump died shortly afterwards and his tale will live on forever through TFN's tradelist.