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as opposed to the very nice STD clinic

Good point, good point.

As far as the female ejacualtion goes, feel free to rely on wikipedia if you want. Just be prepared for the penicillin co-pays.
 
[quote name='MrSnugsEsq']Female ejaculation is so limited that it's extraordinarily unlikely that this lady can do it. My wife is a doctor who spent some internship time in a nasty, nasty STD clinic. 99% of the time squiriting means STD.[/QUOTE]

Squirting isn't good, but drippage is normal.
 
If you surprise us all and go forward with the rape-fantasy thing, make sure you have a safety word. She probably already has one in mind that she's used to using. But, if she's willing to sway on the matter, I suggest "Poodle."

Shit, I wanna read Choke again now.
 
[quote name='MrSnugsEsq']as opposed to the very nice STD clinic

Good point, good point.

As far as the female ejacualtion goes, feel free to rely on wikipedia if you want. Just be prepared for the penicillin co-pays.[/QUOTE]

Keep in mind that your wife was working at an STD clinic. You now where people go when they have STD's. In other words, 99% of her patients had one so any one there who was a squirter would also have an STD. Not a very scientific method of analyzing a squirting to STD ratio.
 
Great thread.

DO NOT play along with the rape fantasy.

I don't understand the aversion to receiving the rim job. You'd come in her mouth, wouldn't you, and kiss her at some point later? "But, dude, that'd be like me sucking some guy off!" I'm assuming you wipe your ass competently, but try just after a shower. Although, she will want to stick her finger in there, too. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but eventually.
 
Definately like the others have said get as freaky as you care to with her, stay clear of the rape scenario, and by all means ride her hard put her away wet with the spanking and hair pulling, and enjoy her female skeetness.

And of course we need some pics and as much vid footage as possible.
 
Also, if you fu(k her in the ass, fu(k her in the normal hole then. She'll suffer, and you'll laugh.
 
Why are you askin us? ASK TEH SAVAGE!
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seriously, you should think about what you want out of the relationship. If she's really great in all other aspects, then maybe you want to take it slow and see if she's for real.

but if you're out for kicks, you're gonna get em'. Kinky girls are the bomb! And as I've learned, every girl is a little kinky with enough time and patience.

if it's too kinky for you, you should tell her and be honest. I think rape fantasy is best reserved for a little later down the line, when, ya know, you know her name :lol:
 
I'm pretty sure the rape fantasy thing isn't a set up, I mean if she really wanted to, once you had sex with her once, she could say you raped her and you wouldn't be able to do much about it...
The thing is, she probably had a strange occurence in her past, usually girls with rape fantasies, were raped before, usually pretty violently...
Just have a talk with her about everything if you feel uncomfortable...
-Goatman
 
Let her lick your ass. But skip the rape fantasy thing. I've had the experience of being with a few freaks that were into violent physical sex. I never felt anything but bad during and after and kinda freakish myself for even partaking. That's just my opinion. But who knows you may just like it. There might be a twisted freakish side of you just waiting to come out
 
Rim jobs aren't that bad as long as both parties are clean. I usually don't give the rim job until we've had at least 4 dates and only after taking a shower together where I inspect and see how clean her ass is. Can't be careful with some girls. For all their primping and beauty work, some just don't know how to clean their collective asses. :puke: I know my ass is clean for but I'm not as trusting of others when it comes to ass maintanence.
 
I agree, I think it might be a better idea to for something a little softer role-playing such as a pillaging Pirate or Viking claiming his "wench." The whole Ski mask with a knife to the throat sounds like a bit much too fast for someone of your experience level.

And as far as the individual who said he would rather be the rapee, I assume it is more about being dominated by a female, as opposed to simulating being raped in the ass by another man. Of couse if I am wrong and the latter is your thing, well, whatever makes ya happy.
 
[quote name='Morrigan Lover']Dude, if there was ever a chick you could get to go along with a threesome, this is her.[/QUOTE]

this is a great point.


BUT. rape fantasies = see ya later, in my world.

Girls like that usually have bad issues with sex-- they crave to be dominated, and it's more of a drug than a pleasurable way to bring them closer to another person. I personally can't live with that. Sex is a beautiful thing to me and I find girls like that repulsive. I'm not saying it should be all missionary + nothing kinky, but rape fantasies are over my line. there's also a good chance that she'll try to do something to fuck with you, to get you angry at her, and cause you to help fulfill her fantasies, if you know what I mean. It's strange but so true.

I guess it all comes down to personal preference.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']Man, I didn't know there were so many ass lickers here. Maybe we should change the name of the site to Cheapasslickers.com[/QUOTE]
:rofl:

The one shining light in an otherwise dark and evil thread. Haha.
 
[quote name='Apossum']this is a great point.


BUT. rape fantasies = see ya later, in my world.

Girls like that usually have bad issues with sex-- they crave to be dominated, and it's more of a drug than a pleasurable way to bring them closer to another person. I personally can't live with that. Sex is a beautiful thing to me and I find girls like that repulsive. I'm not saying it should be all missionary + nothing kinky, but rape fantasies are over my line. there's also a good chance that she'll try to do something to fuck with you, to get you angry at her, and cause you to help fulfill her fantasies, if you know what I mean. It's strange but so true.

I guess it all comes down to personal preference.[/QUOTE]

Hmm, this post made me think.

Can you have her fill out an application, and call her references? ;)

There are legit concerns about the rape fantasy, but fantasies are what they are because they aren't publicly available knowledge. People don't wear t-shirts that say "I
 
[quote name='kittie']As long as you lick her bum, also.

I've only had one guy willing to do that, and I'd do anything to have him back.[/QUOTE]

Chatsworth huh, have we seen any of your work on film?
 
[quote name='msdmoney']Chatsworth huh, have we seen any of your work on film?[/QUOTE]

Welcome to last year you creepy bastard.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Hmm, this post made me think.

Can you have her fill out an application, and call her references? ;)


There are legit concerns about the rape fantasy, but fantasies are what they are because they aren't publicly available knowledge. People don't wear t-shirts that say "I
 
[quote name='Apossum']heh, is that a remake of Lolita?[/QUOTE]

Well, not really. Her character happens to be an underage psychobitch with delusions of grandeur... and the name of that movie was Crush.
 
Gor for it, bang the hell out of her until you cant take it anymore (or she starts to act psycho, which may happen). Rim jobs are not my thing, But you gotta try it to know if you like it or not.A good idea is that you clean her ass and fuck her in the shower just to insure her ass is clean. And Just say no to rape fantasies. Something, anything could go wrong.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']

SHORT VERSION: People with sexually deviant interests aren't prone to sharing them with just anybody; she might try to pursue you for a bit longer if you leave, and put you in a very uncomfortable (uncomfortable in a way not covered yet in this thread) spot.

[/QUOTE]


ah pegging...
bitches on a crazy power trip!
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Stab her and have sex with the wound.[/QUOTE]

wow jimmie that sure made me laugh my ass off!
 
Get down with the analingus, if you want. Make her call you "The Butterscotch Man".
 
Ugh. I've done a little bit of freaky stuff, but something like analingus is not my thing. And pooping on eachother? No, no, no! Not for me. But if you're both into it, then go ahead I say.

To the original poster: rape, no. Rim thing, up to you. Just enjoy her crazy sex while it lasts, and watch out for STDs. I wonder how many other guys she is having sex with too.

Yeah Jimmie, that was original and freaky. It reminded me in Hellsing when this one guy was like, "I'm gonna blow a hole in your fucking head and screw the hell out of it!"
 
[quote name='Ledhed']If you surprise us all and go forward with the rape-fantasy thing, make sure you have a safety word. She probably already has one in mind that she's used to using. But, if she's willing to sway on the matter, I suggest "Poodle."

Shit, I wanna read Choke again now.[/QUOTE]

That's what I thought of too. I wanted to type up the whole chapter but I'm too lazy for that. :lol:
 
This reminds me... I saw Saw last night. Freaking awesome... but how do you pronouce Cary Elwes last name?
 
[quote name='Kayden']This reminds me... I saw Saw last night. Freaking awesome... but how do you pronouce Cary Elwes last name?[/QUOTE]


Don't pronounce the w. (Cary L's)
 
Reality's Fringe said:
Just call him "Robin Hood".
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They call me Lil' John, but don't let my name fool you. In real life... I'm actually quite large. :rofl:


Oh, you a so big und shtrong... iz tere anyting I can du for you?
Yea... you can get off me...
LITTLE JOHN!
I'm sorry Robin... I panicked.

:rofl::rofl:
 
Rape? Knife? Ski mask?!

WTF

i wouldnt mess with that girl, thats some pyscho shit man. If you do, try to get her tested for STDs first!
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Hmm, this post made me think.

Can you have her fill out an application, and call her references? ;)

SHORT VERSION: People with sexually deviant interests aren't prone to sharing them with just anybody; she might try to pursue you for a bit longer if you leave, and put you in a very uncomfortable (uncomfortable in a way not covered yet in this thread) spot.

Like motherfuckin' Alicia Silverstone in that "If I can't have you, NO ONE CAN!" movie with Cary Elwes.[/QUOTE]

Man, this sums up everything perfectly.

However this thing ends, it's going to end badly.
 
[quote name='Kayden']This reminds me... I saw Saw last night. Freaking awesome... but how do you pronouce Cary Elwes last name?[/QUOTE]

From the imdb:

Last name is pronounced El-wez.
 
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