Nintendo sent President Bush a Birthday Present

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Nintendo sent President Bush a birthday present for his 60th birthday. The present includes a DS Lite, a copy of Brain Age, and this letter:

Dear President Bush:

Happy Birthday!


Don’t worry, turning 60 is an exciting milestone. As you know, you’ve joined millions of other baby boomers in an invigorating new decade of your life. And, like many boomers, you may be looking for ways to keep your mind sharp. That’s where we come in.


Please accept our gift of a new Nintendo DS Lite system and a copy of Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day. You now join millions of people around the world who have fun challenging themselves with Brain Age. If you have never played a video game before, don’t worry. Brain Age is part of our new Touch Generations brand, which includes games that are easy for people of any age - regardless of their video game experience - to pick up and start playing immediately.


It’s obvious you don’t have a lot of time to play games, which makes Brain Age such a great activity for you - just a few minutes a day with more than 15 daily training tests will help keep your mind sharp. Training tests include categories like math, reading and memorization. Try it for a few days and watch your score improve. Brain Age also comes with more than 100 sudoku puzzles - these could make your next long flight on Air Force One a bit more fun! (Perhaps copies of Brain Age for journalists joining you on your next flight would be a nice distraction!)


Have fun exploring Brain Age with your Nintendo DS Lite and be sure to let us know your brain age!

Have a tremendous birthday!


Sincerely,

Your Friends at Nintendo

This has to be one of the best PR stunts ever. Excellent move Nintendo
 
[quote name='UndyingForce']sources?[/QUOTE]
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/president-bush/nintendo-gifts-ds-lite-to-president-bush-185282.php#more


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ohh and obligatory bush is an idiot joke
 
yea thats it, send the president a modified DS Lite that will send him subliminal messages telling him how to run the country...next thing you know he will be telling how great his "WII" is during his state of the union address.
 
Wouldn't it be great if Nintendo bugged the DSL and Brain Age to send back Bush's scores and then they'd publish them somewhere?:rofl:
 
[quote name='Vinny']Wouldn't it be great if Nintendo bugged the DSL and Brain Age to send back Bush's scores and then they'd publish them somewhere?:rofl:[/QUOTE]

'Hmm, according to this game, your brain is 105 years old.'
 
[quote name='rabbitt']'Hmm, according to this game, your brain is 105 years old.'[/quote]

"Your Brain is: A Head of Lettuce"
 
[quote name='starman9000']Im assuming he isn't allowed to keep presents.[/QUOTE]
Actually, he can under a certain value. I think that value is a couple hundred dollars.
 
I'm willing to wager that the top screen already has scratches from the stylus. "Laura--I can't make it work."
 
Thank god they didn't send him Advance Wars. He'll start thinking our officers can make snow storms appear out of fucking nowhere.
 
[quote name='Vinny']Wouldn't it be great if Nintendo bugged the DSL and Brain Age to send back Bush's scores and then they'd publish them somewhere?:rofl:[/QUOTE]

Your age 164 *Bush get excited cause the score is so high*
 
[quote name='espy605']You know he's been playing with his DS in the Oval Office anyway.[/QUOTE]


Thats better than getting blow jobs from your mistress.
 
[quote name='rodeojones903']Thats better than getting blow jobs from your mistress.[/quote]
Not really. Have you ever *gotten* a BJ? BJ > DS, I don't care what forum I'm in...

And when the heck did Clinton become the only democratic president ever?
 
[quote name='espy605']You know he's been playing with his DS in the Oval Office anyway.[/QUOTE]

Probably Advance Wars
 
[quote name='Strell']Thank god they didn't send him Advance Wars. He'll start thinking our officers can make snow storms appear out of fucking nowhere.[/QUOTE]


better yea, be thankful Red Alert 2 hasnt been ported to the DS.
 
[quote name='Strell']Thank god they didn't send him Advance Wars. He'll start thinking our officers can make snow storms appear out of fucking nowhere.[/quote]

:rofl: this thread is hilarious!
 
I can see him now...

"Blue", "BLUE", "BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Damnit, lets bomb that Nintenderonia Headquarters! There in like, Jewish terriminitory, right?"
 
Who plays the DS in the Oval Office? It's well known that the favorite pastime in the Oval Office is... Swallow the Leader.

*free copy of Superman 64 for the first person to get the joke*
 
[quote name='SMMM']where'd they get the pic?[/QUOTE]
I would assume that Nintendo took the pic before sending it off.
 
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