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From SI's Mike Silver.
"But the NFL offseason didn't turn truly surreal until Wednesday, when it was reported Vikings halfback Onterrio Smith was detained at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport last month after police found, among other things, a fake penis among his belongings.
"Smith's unauthorized package wasn't what first drew the attention of airport security officials who, according to the Minneapolis Star Tribune, searched his carry-on luggage after spotting -- we kid you not -- a suspicious tube of toothpaste. The good stuff came later: small vials of dried urine, a jock strap, a bottle of pills labeled "cleansing formula," an imitation bladder and, of course, the Schlong That Does Wrong. Marketed collectively as "The Original Whizzinator," a phrase previously reserved for the description of ESPN announcer Gary Miller, Smith's bag of tricks is designed to allow someone to beat a drug test while being observed urinating."
Buy your Vikings number 32 personalized "Whizzinator" Jersey before the NFL Bans this one too!
PS: I think a Jersey can only hold ten letters. So either take out the 'h' or an extra 'z'
"But the NFL offseason didn't turn truly surreal until Wednesday, when it was reported Vikings halfback Onterrio Smith was detained at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport last month after police found, among other things, a fake penis among his belongings.
"Smith's unauthorized package wasn't what first drew the attention of airport security officials who, according to the Minneapolis Star Tribune, searched his carry-on luggage after spotting -- we kid you not -- a suspicious tube of toothpaste. The good stuff came later: small vials of dried urine, a jock strap, a bottle of pills labeled "cleansing formula," an imitation bladder and, of course, the Schlong That Does Wrong. Marketed collectively as "The Original Whizzinator," a phrase previously reserved for the description of ESPN announcer Gary Miller, Smith's bag of tricks is designed to allow someone to beat a drug test while being observed urinating."
Buy your Vikings number 32 personalized "Whizzinator" Jersey before the NFL Bans this one too!
PS: I think a Jersey can only hold ten letters. So either take out the 'h' or an extra 'z'
