Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to XBox 360.
XBox 360 contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Discontinue use of XBox 360 if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse Sweating
or
* Heart palpitations
If XBox 360 begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
XBox 360 may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, XBox 360 should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.
Failure to do so relieves the makers of XBox 360, Super MegaGlobatron, and its parent company, Microsoft, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of XBox 360 include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
XBox 360 has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt XBox 360.
XBox 360! Accept no substitutes!