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[definitely not a PG-13 rant]

So, have I told you that I hate my fucking job? I really really hate my fucking job. With a passion. There are so many people I would love to squat over and drop a few steamy shit bombs on it's not even funny. First, they go and promote me (forced is more like it) to a fucked up ass position where I spend my entire day taking crap from no-nothing government assholes. Then today, I'm told that as a Lead Support Tech I should be in the field working on trouble tickets AS WELL AS managing a team of 10 techs WHILE monitoring the Deskside Queue for VIP calls!

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think I've ever been so pissed off in my life. Shit is so bad that I just had to buy a fifth of Captain Morgan and a two-liter of Coke to unwind. So now I'm sitting here surfing the forums and drinking a Captain Morgan and Coke. Feels kinda nice actually. Now I know how people become alcoholics...

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[quote name='daphatty'][definitely not a PG-13 rant]

So, have I told you that I hate my fucking job? I really really hate my fucking job. With a passion. There are so many people I would love to squat over and drop a few steamy shit bombs on it's not even funny. First, they go and promote me (forced is more like it) to a fucked up ass position where I spend my entire day taking crap from no-nothing government assholes. Then today, I'm told that as a Lead Support Tech I should be in the field working on trouble tickets AS WELL AS managing a team of 10 techs WHILE monitoring the Deskside Queue for VIP calls!

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think I've ever been so pissed off in my life. Shit is so bad that I just had to buy a fifth of Captain Morgan and a two-liter of Coke to unwind. So now I'm sitting here surfing the forums and drinking a Captain Morgan and Coke. Feels kinda nice actually. Now I know how people become alcoholics...

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MMMM...rum and coke = good
 
Try these steps:

1. Take both hands and put them no your ears
2. Close your eyes and rub your ears. Say these words while rubbing to calm yourself down "woosa, woosa"
3. Repeat as neccessary.
 
I'm jealous. Think of all the opportunities to subvert the government. You can slowly key in your own backdoors to the White House computer network, and manipulate information behind the scenes without detection. Useful in establishing nmy world order, which will be a democratic socialistic government which protects the masses from avarice and punishes sacraficing others for personal aggrandizement!
 
[quote name='Mouse']I'm jealous. Think of all the opportunities to subvert the government. You can slowly key in your own backdoors to the White House computer network, and manipulate information behind the scenes without detection. Useful in establishing nmy world order, which will be a democratic socialistic government which protects the masses from avarice and punishes sacraficing others for personal aggrandizement![/QUOTE]
New vBookie: How long will it take for the feds to shut down CAG? :lol:
 
My job sucks too. The fuk*n managers think there so cool cause they get to boss some of us around. i got into with one the other day.
 
[quote name='darealdeal21']My job sucks too. The fuk*n managers think there so cool cause they get to boss some of us around. i got into with one the other day.[/QUOTE]

May I ask how old are you I would say about 15 or so from that post.

Dude listen you are being told what to do even if you don't like it cause you are at the bottom. Just do what you are told. Trust me having a lot of jobs with bad references is not a good thing. No matter what you are. you're going to be told what to do the rest of your life. If you are a CEO then you are told what to do by the Board of directors or the stockholders. if you are below that position then you are told what to do by your boss. That is how work...works. So get used to it and suck it up.

daphatty I am assuming you bought that liquor in the gift shop at the white house.
:D
 
I had to show up to my job at 4:30 this morning. If I find those fucking crackheads, I'll slice off their ears, hang them upside down by their toes, administer an anti-clotting agent and slowly drain their blood into a new batch of crack cocaine.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.
 
[quote name='fanskad']I had to show up to my job at 4:30 this morning. If I find those fucking crackheads, I'll slice off their ears, hang them upside down by their toes, administer an anti-clotting agent and slowly drain their blood into a new batch of crack cocaine.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.[/QUOTE]


Someone needs a big girl. :D However I am out so I will give you this instead. :grouphug: :-({|=
 
I can feel your pain daphatty

I worked in television accounting for about 4 years before I cracked and had to quit after my last show ended. The people I had to work with just seemed to get dumber and dumber over the years, and it took all of my strength not to jump over my desk and strangle a select few individuals who should have never been let outside without helmets, let alone promoted to positions of power.

The last straw that almost made me burn the place down was on our final day of shooting, I learned that another show was going to hire our entire shooting crew of 80 plus employees and have them do a reshoot for that their show. I didn't care until I learned that they wanted me to handle all the of payroll for both shows at the same time... for no extra cash!!! That meant 14 hour days, 7 days a week, working nonstop... for nothing. So, right at a time when I thought my workload was going to be decreased, it almost tripled.

fuck work
 
So here I am, 12:45 am, drunk as a skunk, barely able to type, wishing I could sober up for tomorrow's nightmare at work. Any suggestions?

(I drank at least 5 double Captain & Cokes since roughly 7 p.m. EST. Boy am I shnackered!)
 
[quote name='daphatty']So here I am, 12:45 am, drunk as a skunk, barely able to type, wishing I could sober up for tomorrow's nightmare at work. Any suggestions?
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Time to call in sick!
 
Or, since you seem to have a government job which most likely has great benefits...

Show up reeking of alcohol tomorrow. When somebody says something (shouldnt take long) break down in tears and say how "Me and the cap'n are ALWAYS making it happen. HELP ME!"

Voila, a few conciling sessions for an hour or so and ya got weeks of paid vacation!
 
[quote name='daphatty']Actually, I'm a federal contractor so I don't get no respect whatsoever. I'm fucking Rodney Dangerfield...[/QUOTE]

Damn, battling with necrophilia in addition to a job you're not happy with. You have my condolences.
 
Sorry to hear about your troubles, so daphatty are you based out of Wash. D.C. It's good to see another CAG in the area. Anyway, hang in there until you can find a new job. Or if you are ever interested in working in Bethesda at the NIH. PM me and I'll see what I can do.
 
I remember when you first posted about getting this government job, DP. You seemed so jazzed about it. I guess those were happier times. Sorry to hear about the shitty promotion.
 
Daphatty, any time you want to bitch about jobs in IT, you PM me, I'll be happy to listen. :D Been there, done that, and I somehow still come back for more. :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='daphatty'][definitely not a PG-13 rant]

So, have I told you that I hate my fucking job? I really really hate my fucking job. With a passion. There are so many people I would love to squat over and drop a few steamy shit bombs on it's not even funny. First, they go and promote me (forced is more like it) to a fucked up ass position where I spend my entire day taking crap from no-nothing government assholes. Then today, I'm told that as a Lead Support Tech I should be in the field working on trouble tickets AS WELL AS managing a team of 10 techs WHILE monitoring the Deskside Queue for VIP calls!

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think I've ever been so pissed off in my life. Shit is so bad that I just had to buy a fifth of Captain Morgan and a two-liter of Coke to unwind. So now I'm sitting here surfing the forums and drinking a Captain Morgan and Coke. Feels kinda nice actually. Now I know how people become alcoholics...

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as long as you dont drive afterwords. My bro just called about 2 hours ago. Drove his car off the road into a tree....................he is in soooo much trouble...........P.S. he was drunk.........and underage.......... :whistle2:(
 
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