Nude man charged with having sex with table

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A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.
The neighbour, who hasn't been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it. Police officer Matt Johnson said: 'He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.' Just to add a touch of class to his furniture-copulation, Price reportedly carried out his naked table-boffing in broad daylight, very close to a local school. The fourth time, the neighbour videotaped the alleged table-sexing as evidence. Officer Johnson commented: 'Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around.'
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2



Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.
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Link #2: http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html


#1: W.T.F

#2: :rofl:
 
[quote name='whoknows']You want pics of a naked guy doing a table?[/QUOTE]

Forget that, I just wanna get a look at this table. Must be hot!
 
[quote name='whoknows']That's hot!![/quote]

It was said to be so hot, Smokey the Bear interrupted him during climax, put out the fire, but was unfortunately made blind by friendly fire.
 
But it's a real sturdy table!

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That's some sexy shit right there.

[quote name='Veronica Mars']That's not the real video ,this is ---> Link[/quote]

I hate you. That took me three minutes to get that window out. :applause:
 
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