Official CAG 2007 "Look what I got for Christmas!" thread

From My Parents
  • Tickets to Wicked on Broadway
From My In-LawsFrom My Wife
  • A recliner
  • Two Tabthia's Secret albums (for all who don't know Tabitha's Secret...they're who Matchbox 20 were before they were Matchbox 20)
  • A double-frame for my two college diplomas (Masters, Bachelors)
What I'll be Getting Myself Soon
  • HD Component Cables for my Wii
  • HD-up-converting DVD player
 
Received:
Wii-Mercury Meltdown Revolution
HD-Ocean's Thirteen
HD-Bourne Ultimatum
Charging Station (for cell phones, etc)
Clothes
watch band
model car (79 Camaro)
Sony DVD Camcorder

Bought myself:
360-NFS ProStreet $37(new)(returning for PGR4)
360-Halo 3 $30 (new)
360-COD4 $37 (new)
360-Stuntman $30 (new)
Wii-SMG $37 (new)
360-Halo 3 wireless headset $30 (new)
HD-Transformers $6 (used)

I'm sure there's more, but I can't remember.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']You let her take a dump on your chest? Sweet. I marked that off my list about 3 years ago. Best.family reunion.ever.[/quote]

2 is not a number above 2, so your joke fails.
 
[quote name='ReaperZER0']Also just got Unreal Tournament 3 for PS3, plus something I'm not supposed to tell anyone about ever, according to the girlfriend. I will say that there is a number above 2 in the word that describes it, and that now I can mark something off my life accomplishments. :D[/quote]
I know, your GF gave you anal (#2).
 
[quote name='Viva Las Vegas']I know, your GF gave you anal (#2).[/QUOTE]

[quote name='ReaperZER0']2 is not a number above 2, so your joke fails.[/QUOTE]
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[quote name='ReaperZER0']Also just got Unreal Tournament 3 for PS3, plus something I'm not supposed to tell anyone about ever, according to the girlfriend. I will say that there is a number above 2 in the word that describes it, and that now I can mark something off my life accomplishments. :D[/quote]

hi-five, yes? very nice
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Oh, I get it now. His girlfriend Rosey Palms and her Five Sisters had an orgy with him.[/quote]
Wow, I only had a threeway, with my girlfriend and her best friend. Congratulations though on your (now) numerically correct, but still unamusing joke. Why, with that kind of eye for humor you ought to write for that Dane Cook fella, or even Carlos Mencia.
 
hmph....
:360: Assassin's Creed(Grandpa)
:360:Gun(Parents)
:360:Rock Band Special Edition(Parents)
:360:System(Parents)
:360:Skate(Brother)
Aeropostale Jacket(Parents)
1000 Paintballs(Parents)
15lb Weight Set(Parents)
$25 Visa Card(Cousin)
$20 Visa Card(Cousin)
$25 American Express Card(Cousin)
$50 Cash(Cousin)
$25 Cash(Grandpa)
Macarthur Wrestling Underarmor(Grandpa)
 
[quote name='ReaperZER0']Wow, I only had a threeway, with my girlfriend and her best friend. Congratulations though on your (now) numerically correct, but still unamusing joke. Why, with that kind of eye for humor you ought to write for that Dane Cook fella, or even Carlos Mencia.[/quote]

pix or it didn't happen
 
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