Official Jersey Trilogy quotes thread

[Sarang01]

One quote per post.

"You're the kind of guy that would beg for sex, and I should know, we can smell our own.".

 

[RAMSTORIA]

"What the is the internet?"

"The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

 

[Demolition Man]

Well SOMEONE has to quote this one.... I might as well......

Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

 

[Bezerker]

Olaf: "Would you like some making , Berserker"
Girl: "Did he just say making ?"

Sorry, had to do it. Both my name & sig come from that song .

 

[vrs1650]

"What's a Nubian?"

 

[FFMooglestar]

Not my all time favorite quote, but this is CAG so I had to bust it out...

"Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for SEGA."

 

[y2jedi]

One look at this thread just makes me say,
"That's beautiful man".

 

[Sarang01]

"It's NOT a stage, it's a sailboat and I'm gonna see it even if I go blind trying.".

 

[Mr Unoriginal]

". , , ."

 

[Sarang01]

"So did he cum or what?!".

"Jesus Christ man there's just some things you don't talk about in public!".

 

[anomynous]

I'm not even supposed to be here today

 

[Sarang01]

"I don't hate gay people.".
"So you love them?".
"Yes, I mean no.".
"Textbook closet case self-loather, can't be comfortable with his own, sexuality.".

 

[specialk]

"He's chasing Amy..."

 

[Sarang01]

"He said he wanted to my girlfriend someplace very uncomfortable.".
"What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?".

 

[Ikohn4ever]

Snoogans

 

[deadite76]

"Ooooh Navy Seals!!!"

 

[Sarang01]

"All holes filled with hard cock. Oh and what was that title again?".

 

[natureboy46]

"Are there any balls down there?"
"About the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry"

and:

"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

 

[klwillis45]

Whilst crying: *fapfapfap* "I'm sorry, Jesus!!" *fapfapfap*

(Yes, I know C2 is not a part of the trilogy)

 

[Sarang01]

"There should be boards in here you savages.".

 

[CocheseUGA]

Morris Day and the mothain Time!

 

[pitfallharry219]

"That kid is back on the escalator again!"

"When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?!?'

 

[Sarang01]

Not two quotes at a time unless they're one after the other.

"Ewww, he mentioned me during sex?!".

 

[cdeener]

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

 

[Sarang01]

No wonder she walks all ed up.

From the unrated or extended cut of "Mallrats".

 

[hiccupleftovers]

"Snootchie-Bootchies"

 

[senorwoohoo]

Obvious, but what the hell:

"I'm not even supposed to be here today..."

 

[SpottedNigel]

"This is all going to end badly. " - Banky

 

[ReaperZER0]

I'd normally pick one from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, since that's for me, the most quotable, but...

"Tell 'em Steve-Dave!"

 

[SpottedNigel]

Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

 

[pacifickarma]

Silent Bob: "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand ing Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?"

 

[Sarang01]

"It wasn't "Mighty Mouse", it was "Josie and the Pussycats".".

extended cut of Mallrats.

 

[mbrownn]

Theres a million hott broads in the world, but not all of them will make you lasagna