ok. 0.67 gpa. NOW JAYWALKING TICKET!! edit ( PLUS A WORKING* XBOX!!) PLUS!!

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[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='tornadomann']Damn, I don't think even DLF has gotten a jay walking ticket![/quote]

Of course not. He's mistaken for part of the traffic.[/quote] :rofl: :rofl: That is true!
 
hahaha this was made to keep everyone.. on there feet after DLF left. i took his place in a less fat nipple licking way.
 
lol, i think more then half of this stuff is made up for fun. jk. or i was stoned at the time writing it. this is all just for fun, but people get butthurt and flamers come in
 
[quote name='mousin']hahaha this was made to keep everyone.. on there feet after DLF left. i took his place in a less fat nipple licking way.[/quote]

well see that's all well and good, but I'm pretty sure you started posting your random stupidity BEFORE DLF showed up
 
[quote name='mousin']lol, i think more then half of this stuff is made up for fun. jk. or i was stoned at the time writing it. this is all just for fun, but people get butthurt and flamers come in[/quote]

So wait - you are now saying that you made some of this up? Which parts - I just voted this thread for thread of the year. Don't make me call schenanegans...
 
[quote name='Senaz28']The 0.67 GPA says it all:

Too dumb to keep from getting a girl (who just started getting periods to begin with) pregnant.

Too dumb to mod an XBOX.

And this one is the one that is most entertaining:

Too dumb to cross the street properly.

Eh, the USMC or the Army will probably take you.[/quote]

shit There is a minumum score to get in on the asvab. I wouldnt want my life in his hands
 
[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='defender']How can you even read this forums?[/quote]

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:rofl: Indeed! I don't think he actually *reads* anything, he just clicks buttons randomly, types some garbage, and somehow manages to submit it.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='punqsux'][quote name='defender']How can you even read this forums?[/quote]

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[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='punqsux'][quote name='defender']How can you even read this forums?[/quote]

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I think you just proved WSB right? :?
 
A new parody...
From "I need a hero" by Bonnie Tyler.



Where have all good posts gone?
And where are all the posting gods?
Where’s the half-naked Minx-y one,
That made reading so much fun?

Isn’t there a poster who sounds like he's not posting while on weed?
Late at night I read all the threads and I've some words for you to heed!

WSB is my hero!
He's throwing out smartass quips day and night
Some may be wrong,
but they pile up so fast
so they'll be forgotten so it'll be alright!
WSB is my hero
Cause his avatars are never anything trite.
He’s art is quite pure
To his post it's a boon
And they're good for mocking if he gets in a fight!

Somewhere after midnight
When I'm on a posting spree...
Somewhere just beyond my reach
Is some jerk just begging for a flaming from for me.

Racing in like thunder, and then pouring on the heat..
Watching Banky knock them down is always such a treat!

WSB is my hero!
He's throwing out smartass quips day and night
Some may be wrong,
but they pile up so fast
so they'll be forgotten so it'll be alright!
WSB is my hero
Cause his avatars are never anything trite.
He’s art is quite pure
To his post it's a boon
And they're good for mocking if he gets in a fight!


Up Where the post counts meet the heavens above
Out where the avatars are nice and neat
I know that Moxio and Banky are playing dueling avatars, and someone's gonna get a treat...
But it wont be me :)
With the established Otters, you can want him bring the pain...
And watch the thread with new posts flood
You can never mistake his simple approach...
that get posters calling for blood.

WSB is my hero!
He's throwing out smartass quips day and night
Some may be wrong,
but they pile up so fast
so they'll be forgotten so it'll be alright!
WSB is my hero
Cause his avatars are never anything trite.
He’s art is quite pure
To his post it's a boon
And they're good for mocking if he gets in a fight!

...
 
[quote name='JSweeney']A new parody...
From "I need a hero" by Bonnie Tyler.



Where have all good posts gone?
And where are all the posting gods?
Where’s the half-naked Minx-y one,
That made reading so much fun?

Isn’t there a poster who sounds like he's not posting while on weed?
Late at night I read all the threads and I've some words for you to heed!

WSB is my hero!
He's throwing out smartass quips day and night
Some may be wrong,
but they pile up so fast
so they'll be forgotten so it'll be alright!
WSB is my hero
Cause his avatars are never anything trite.
He’s art is quite pure
To his post it's a boon
And they're good for mocking if he gets in a fight!

Somewhere after midnight
When I'm on a posting spree...
Somewhere just beyond my reach
Is some jerk just begging for a flaming from for me.

Racing in like thunder, and then pouring on the heat..
Watching Banky knock them down is always such a treat!

WSB is my hero!
He's throwing out smartass quips day and night
Some may be wrong,
but they pile up so fast
so they'll be forgotten so it'll be alright!
WSB is my hero
Cause his avatars are never anything trite.
He’s art is quite pure
To his post it's a boon
And they're good for mocking if he gets in a fight!


Up Where the post counts meet the heavens above
Out where the avatars are nice and neat
I know that Moxio and Banky are playing dueling avatars, and someone's gonna get a treat...
But it wont be me :)
With the established Otters, you can want him bring the pain...
And watch the thread with new posts flood
You can never mistake his simple approach...
that get posters calling for blood.

WSB is my hero!
He's throwing out smartass quips day and night
Some may be wrong,
but they pile up so fast
so they'll be forgotten so it'll be alright!
WSB is my hero
Cause his avatars are never anything trite.
He’s art is quite pure
To his post it's a boon
And they're good for mocking if he gets in a fight!

...
[/quote]

:shock:

I think I need to add some red lines to my avatar's cheeks...that way it'll be difficult to tell if I'm drunk or embarassed...

:oops:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']

:shock:

I think I need to add some red lines to my avatar's cheeks...that way it'll be difficult to tell if I'm drunk or embarassed...

:oops:[/quote]

What can I say? I had song parody back-up...
it's the first thread in a while that's been worthwhile fodder for a song parody... well, there is that other one, but that 3 hour long OTT thread is best left forgotten. :)
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sweeney, that's one long song! Nice work. :D[/quote]

Well, refrains make most of them look a great deal longer than they actually are.
Thanks for the compliment, though.
 
wow, this thread is still going on!! well, ive moved on to other maybe even better things. jk i still play games, but lowrider bikes are my thing now.
 
[quote name='mousin']wow, this thread is still going on!! well, ive moved on to other maybe even better things. jk i still play games, but lowrider bikes are my thing now.[/quote]

I sense an MTV series in your future...Pimp My Bicycle with X-to-the-Mousin...
 
hahaha, "yo, my man whipsmartbanky has a cheap ass schwinn stingray, its got missing handle bars and pedals, he uses crayons to give himself pinstrips, im m-to the n mousin and im about to pimp your bike!!"
 
[quote name='JSweeney']A new parody...
From "I need a hero" by Bonnie Tyler.



Where have all good posts gone?
And where are all the posting gods?
Where’s the half-naked Minx-y one,
That made reading so much fun?

Isn’t there a poster who sounds like he's not posting while on weed?
Late at night I read all the threads and I've some words for you to heed!

WSB is my hero!
He's throwing out smartass quips day and night
Some may be wrong,
but they pile up so fast
so they'll be forgotten so it'll be alright!
WSB is my hero
Cause his avatars are never anything trite.
He’s art is quite pure
To his post it's a boon
And they're good for mocking if he gets in a fight!

Somewhere after midnight
When I'm on a posting spree...
Somewhere just beyond my reach
Is some jerk just begging for a flaming from for me.

Racing in like thunder, and then pouring on the heat..
Watching Banky knock them down is always such a treat!

WSB is my hero!
He's throwing out smartass quips day and night
Some may be wrong,
but they pile up so fast
so they'll be forgotten so it'll be alright!
WSB is my hero
Cause his avatars are never anything trite.
He’s art is quite pure
To his post it's a boon
And they're good for mocking if he gets in a fight!


Up Where the post counts meet the heavens above
Out where the avatars are nice and neat
I know that Moxio and Banky are playing dueling avatars, and someone's gonna get a treat...
But it wont be me :)
With the established Otters, you can want him bring the pain...
And watch the thread with new posts flood
You can never mistake his simple approach...
that get posters calling for blood.

WSB is my hero!
He's throwing out smartass quips day and night
Some may be wrong,
but they pile up so fast
so they'll be forgotten so it'll be alright!
WSB is my hero
Cause his avatars are never anything trite.
He’s art is quite pure
To his post it's a boon
And they're good for mocking if he gets in a fight!

...
[/quote]

:notworth: :notworth: :notworth:
 
[quote name='mousin']hahaha, "yo, my man whipsmartbanky has a cheap ass schwinn stingray, its got missing handle bars and pedals, he uses crayons to give himself pinstrips, im m-to the n mousin and im about to pimp your bike!!"[/quote]

I think that has to be the funniest thing you've ever posted... :rofl:

You get a gold star * from me today! ;)
 
[quote name='mousin'] free game to whoever congrats me first
[/quote]

anyone congratulated you yet?

consider yourself congratulated.
 
Hm.
If this is made up - the OP is a loser for making it up
If this isn't made up, the OP is an even bigger loser. I mean, wtf - you have to be a total waste of space to get below a 1.0 in high school.
 
he said parents fine with jaywalking ticket but didn't say how his parents felt about gpa. I know if my kids in the future ever scored that low first would get him studying and if he didn't increase he would be for adoption or trade.
 
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