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I dont tip people w/ bad representation of the business.

Some thug comes out w/ his pants at his knees w/ his boxers showing and says ''Lemme get'cha orda, knee-yucka'' best believe I'm leaving four pennies on the table, one for each corner.
 
Man, now i'm glad I didn't eat there. I'm not tipping those fools. Arbys is my go-to place. They screwed up our order and we got extra sandwhiches out of the deal.

I wasn't sure what to order at Sonic either, and I didn't want to waste my money.

It may be business as usual for those of you who are used to that sort of thing, but we have NOTHING like that as far as I know up here.
 
[quote name='TFN']Sonics is supposed to have niggas on rollerblades.

Atleast our Sonics does.

mehh and Mozzarella Sticks w/ Marinara FTW.[/quote]
QFT!

Your Sonic's has roller blades?
 
Yeah, its always some super cute underage girl trying to skate fast but usually ends up watching her feet more than whats in front of her.

Never messed up an order though so I'm glad. :p


''I like my scotch like I like my women, 12 yrs old and full of coke.'' Teehee!
 
[quote name='TFN']Yeah, its always some super cute underage girl trying to skate fast but usually ends up watching her feet more than whats in front of her.

Never messed up an order though so I'm glad. :p


''I like my scotch like I like my women, 12 yrs old and full of coke.'' Teehee![/quote]
I should go to that Sonic's.
The only Sonic's I've been to are 1 in Edinburg and the one close to STC.

TFN likes to get to girls before the hair does.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Unless "tots" is slang for DDs, this is epic failure.[/QUOTE] Tots with cheese are better than sex with DDs. And you can quote me on that. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Tots with cheese are better than sex with DDs. And you can quote me on that. ;)[/quote]Don't worry, we plan to. :D
 
[quote name='TFN']Yeah, its always some super cute underage girl trying to skate fast but usually ends up watching her feet more than whats in front of her.

Never messed up an order though so I'm glad. :p


''I like my scotch like I like my women, 12 yrs old and full of coke.'' Teehee![/quote]
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Since I made chili at home like 2 weeks ago I decided to switch it up and do the beef stew. Either one works on a cold rainy day.
 
Speaking of underages, a friend of mine (who is also 21) is trying to fuck a 16 year old girl. He doesn't seem to realize just how much of an idiot he is.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Speaking of underages, a friend of mine (who is also 21) is trying to fuck a 16 year old girl. He doesn't seem to realize just how much of an idiot he is.[/QUOTE]
Hmm.. if only he was 20, it'd be legal in my state.
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']Hmm.. if only he was 20, it'd be legal in my state.[/QUOTE]

It's legal in my state, it's just the principle of the matter.
 
This kid I grew up with is 22 dating a 17 yr old. He'll be 23 in April, she just turned 17.

and shes TINY. He described sex to me like two weekends ago over AIM and it made me cringe at how.. TINY she must be.. like painful. ^__^
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Speaking of underages, a friend of mine (who is also 21) is trying to fuck a 16 year old girl. He doesn't seem to realize just how much of an idiot he is.[/quote]Prison can be useful to fix lack of forethought like that.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']It's legal in my state, it's just the principle of the matter.[/QUOTE]
Well, I speak from inexperience and don't really see the issue. Depends on motives etc.
 
[quote name='TFN']This kid I grew up with is 22 dating a 17 yr old. He'll be 23 in April, she just turned 17.

and shes TINY. He described sex to me like two weekends ago over AIM and it made me cringe at how.. TINY she must be.. like painful. ^__^[/QUOTE] Did he know you were masturbating at the time?
 
God I hope when I warp in my children from their otherworldly plane of existence, none of them manifest as fnrgra, which would be "female" in your human tongue.
 
[quote name='Strell']God I hope when I warp in my children from their otherworldly plane of existence, none of them manifest as fnrgra, which would be "female" in your human tongue.[/QUOTE]

I will zerg rush them. Zerg rush them with semen.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']I will zerg rush them. Zerg rush them with semen.[/QUOTE]

Bitch you couldn't irradiate the Irradiatron.
 
DUDES! I got the job!
You're looking at a Best Buy official Geek Squad member. $13 an hour starting, (Yes it's peanuts but i'm in college, leave me alone)

Isn't this like the perfect job for me? I've been taking computers apart since i was 14, I get in passionate arguments on message forums about AMD vs. intel and motherboard brands and stuff like that.

I'm just glad he didn't give me his valedictorian 4.0/ mold me speech
 
[quote name='NamelessMC']DUDES! I got the job!
You're looking at a Best Buy official Geek Squad member. $13 an hour starting, (Yes it's peanuts but i'm in college, leave me alone)

Isn't this like the perfect job for me? I've been taking computers apart since i was 14, I get in passionate arguments on message forums about AMD vs. intel and motherboard brands and stuff like that.

I'm just glad he didn't give me his valedictorian 4.0/ mold me speech[/quote]

Sweeet.
I hope I get a job at Best Buy.
My second interview is tonight with the manager. :bouncy:
 
[quote name='Strell']Bitch you couldn't irradiate the Irradiatron.[/QUOTE]

Your irradatron would have no effect on my semen. They are forged from the horns of unicorns by dwarfs who live within my testes.
 
[quote name='Strell']It can't an effect on things that AREN'T THERE.

Also, your mom loves my unicorn.

THE UNICORN IN MY PANTS.[/quote]

that's not too bad then, unicorn horns are only like 4.5 inches long

You should get the job man, second appearance interview = third interview and that's usually where a job offer happens.
 
[quote name='NamelessMC']DUDES! I got the job!
You're looking at a Best Buy official Geek Squad member. $13 an hour starting, (Yes it's peanuts but i'm in college, leave me alone)

Isn't this like the perfect job for me? I've been taking computers apart since i was 14, I get in passionate arguments on message forums about AMD vs. intel and motherboard brands and stuff like that.

I'm just glad he didn't give me his valedictorian 4.0/ mold me speech[/quote]

Thats awesome, Congrats.

BTW, AMD!
 
[quote name='NamelessMC']that's not too bad then, unicorn horns are only like 4.5 inches long
[/QUOTE]

I didn't say horn.
 
[quote name='NamelessMC']that's not too bad then, unicorn horns are only like 4.5 inches long
[/QUOTE]

YOU SAID THAT WAS A GOOD SIZE
 
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