One McRat, please! And Rampaging Squirrels....

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[McDonald's to pay student $290 for rat bite]

BEIJING (Reuters) - The world's largest restaurant chain, McDonald's Corp., has been ordered to pay a student some 2,200 yuan ($290) after a rat bit her at one of its outlets in northeastern China, media reported on Sunday.

The woman, whose name was not disclosed, said a rat had climbed up her leg and bit her on the thigh while she was eating a meal at the restaurant.



The rat just wanted a little McWoman. But she only got $290. In the US, this would've been a multi-million dollar lawsuit/settlement.



[Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3]

BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

"...the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh..."




Wild Squirrel deals MASSIVE DAMAGE to Elderly Gardener!

...that's a bit in bad taste, but what a squirrel.
 
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