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Dick Tracy
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... is the cocksuckers who think they're in a branch of the military for the sole fact that they're playing Halo 2 or Rainbow Six -- they try speaking in military lingo that they've picked up from the abusive fathers and late '80s through early '90s children's programming.
I was just playing Rainbow Six: Lockdown with some 17 year-old "white boy". By "white boy", I mean a Caucasian suburban gangsta. When one of the matches started, I ran up to a door so I could walk out of the spawn room. As soon as it opens, the retard runs up to the door, hits 'A' and closes it again, and proceeds to yell at me for "not opening the door".
As the matches went on, every time he died, he's get really gangsta and say "you lucky, n*gga", shit he's heard on Full Metal Jacket and, to my dismay, would randomly switch between rapping and smooth Usher r&b.
Another round, he dies and is watching me on the death cam, scrutinizing my every move. Apparently his attention span / eyesight was horrible, because I saw an opponent on the corner of my screen, running into a room. I run after him, he isn't in the room, so I run out of another door, running in a circle in and out of that room through the doors, chasing that guy. My team mate gets real gangsta and starts screaming in his mic, calling me a dumbass for running in circles and shit.
And the final round, I hit him with a flash bang grenade and shoot him in the face. Then, while he's dead, he puts his head set up to his stereo, playing Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends".
You know, I thought there were some retards on Halo 2 and on every EA title known to man, but damn; I'm starting to realize they're lurking in the shadows of Tom Clancy titles.
I was just playing Rainbow Six: Lockdown with some 17 year-old "white boy". By "white boy", I mean a Caucasian suburban gangsta. When one of the matches started, I ran up to a door so I could walk out of the spawn room. As soon as it opens, the retard runs up to the door, hits 'A' and closes it again, and proceeds to yell at me for "not opening the door".
As the matches went on, every time he died, he's get really gangsta and say "you lucky, n*gga", shit he's heard on Full Metal Jacket and, to my dismay, would randomly switch between rapping and smooth Usher r&b.
Another round, he dies and is watching me on the death cam, scrutinizing my every move. Apparently his attention span / eyesight was horrible, because I saw an opponent on the corner of my screen, running into a room. I run after him, he isn't in the room, so I run out of another door, running in a circle in and out of that room through the doors, chasing that guy. My team mate gets real gangsta and starts screaming in his mic, calling me a dumbass for running in circles and shit.
And the final round, I hit him with a flash bang grenade and shoot him in the face. Then, while he's dead, he puts his head set up to his stereo, playing Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends".
You know, I thought there were some retards on Halo 2 and on every EA title known to man, but damn; I'm starting to realize they're lurking in the shadows of Tom Clancy titles.
ing times, so we gave it right back at them, they just did not understand that KILLS DON'T MATTER IN ASSAULT!
