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How do they flip them? I understand the creamy goo gets squirted on one side after the cookie comes out the oven and cooling tunnel but how do they flip that cookie?


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[quote name='mrx001']I wish Nabisco sold Oreos cookies only no filling.I could do without the filling.[/QUOTE]

You need to find THAT KID he always licking the middle like he did when he was little...


I make cookies PROFESSIONALLY I need to know HOW they flip, that cookie!
 
Whole Oreos by themselves are nasty (crushed up in cheesecake and ice cream, they're not so bad), because of the oily film that they leave behind on your tongue and the roof of your mouth.

What was infinitely better, was the sandwich original cookie that Oreos are actually a clone/rip-off of: the almighty Hydrox, made by Sunshine Biscuits. These things were so motherfucking delicious that you would eat them until you explode and then you'd eat some more. They didn't have the oilyness of Oreos, and even better, the cream filling wasn't overly sweet like Oreos, either. It had a hint of saltiness that gave the cookie a way fuller and more interesting flavor. Unfortunately, Keebler/Kellogg bought Sunshine in the late 90s and killed most of their brands, including Hydrox, after it had been on the market for over 90 years. The one ray of joy was when, for a few months in 2008, they brought them back for a 100-year anniversary run, only to kill them off again. fucking bastards.

Oh well. At least they still make Cheez-Its (fuck cheese nips, them things is nasty as hell). Condolences to all of you who never had the chance to partake of the true god of sandwich cookies.
 
[quote name='mrx001']I wish Nabisco sold Oreos cookies only no filling.I could do without the filling.[/QUOTE]

I think the closest thing you can find easily are the 100 calorie snack packs, but it's just not the same. Filling ruins Oreos...
 
My family was dirt poor when I was a little kid. While you fuckers were eating Oreos and Fruit Loops I was staring at a plates and bowls of Hydrox cookies and Circus O's (shit came in a bag, not a box) with tears in my eyes.
 
Some generic shit is really good.

Generic apple jacks suck though, they really do taste like apple and it's the most awkward taste ever.
 
[quote name='crunchb3rry']My family was dirt poor when I was a little kid. While you fuckers were eating Oreos and Fruit Loops I was staring at a plates and bowls of Hydrox cookies and Circus O's (shit came in a bag, not a box) with tears in my eyes.[/QUOTE]


nothing wrong with hydrox cookies especially the ones with lemon filling. btw i think that circus cereal was called Kaboom and that shit was banging!!!!!!! i liked the generic poptars too back before they fucked them up with frosting and weird ass flavors.
 
[quote name='crunchb3rry']My family was dirt poor when I was a little kid. While you fuckers were eating Oreos and Fruit Loops I was staring at a plates and bowls of Hydrox cookies [...] with tears in my eyes. [/QUOTE]
Why were you crying? You had the superior cookie. And it's not like they were the generic version of Oreos; they predate Oreos by years, so if anything, it was the other way around. And furthermore, it's not like they were much cheaper than Oreos, either. I don't understand your story, here.

[quote name='lokizz']nothing wrong with hydrox cookies especially the ones with lemon filling.[/QUOTE]
What? I've never heard of such a thing.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Why were you crying? You had the superior cookie. And it's not like they were the generic version of Oreos; they predate Oreos by years, so if anything, it was the other way around. And furthermore, it's not like they were much cheaper than Oreos, either. I don't understand your story, here.


What? I've never heard of such a thing.[/QUOTE]

they may not have been hydrox but i recall them from my youth. a tan cookie with white or yellow icing inside. they also had those cookies with a white and black cookie with white cream inside. could have just been in the south though like ketchup chips.
 
[quote name='lokizz']they may not have been hydrox but i recall them from my youth. a tan cookie with white or yellow icing inside. they also had those cookies with a white and black cookie with white cream inside. could have just been in the south though like ketchup chips.[/QUOTE]

Definitely not Hydrox. Indeed, that sounds like some sort of generic variety sandwich cookie, and I myself recall eating ones like that. Pretty sure they were just store-brand, in my case. Hydrox, on the other hand, were a major national brand, and not really a "budget" one, either.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Why were you crying? You had the superior cookie. And it's not like they were the generic version of Oreos; they predate Oreos by years, so if anything, it was the other way around. And furthermore, it's not like they were much cheaper than Oreos, either. I don't understand your story, here.[/QUOTE]

Well, they were definitely cheaper than Oreos, even without coupons. That's why we didn't get Oreos. I don't think they're superior at all. I hated those things. The chocolate was arguably better but the filling sucked.
 
I was eating Oreo minis when I made the topic. More filling less cookie. Double delicious!!! I won't buy the big pack because I will eat the whole pack in a day.

I lived off those white top funky icing chocolate bottom sav-a-lot cookies as a kid. As a adult I prefer Oreo, love soft batch fresh baked moist whatever. :)
 
I'll admit that part of the reason I like Oreos is the residue. Hydrox always tasted generic, and the name didn't help matters. If you want a good one though, go for the Target generic brand. They're "dry" and the best I've ever had and they're less than $2 for a big package.
 
When I was a kid, my friend from up the street played an April Fool's prank on me by giving me an Oreo filled with toothpaste and telling me it was mint-flavored. Oreos are so great that it wasn't even that bad.
 
[quote name='davo1224']Hydrox always tasted generic, and the name didn't help matters.[/QUOTE]
Hydrox is a generic name? Consider it's age. It comes from the same era that gave us other chemical-derived names like "Clorox," for instance.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Hydrox is a generic name? Consider it's age. It comes from the same era that gave us other chemical-derived names like "Clorox," for instance.[/QUOTE]

Well I guess generic would be more along the lines of "Brown Cookies With White Creme" but I guess industrial was more the word I was looking for. It's just the complete opposite of appealing. I can easily see Hydrox being something that Hannah Montana would smoke out of a bong.
 
Fair enough. "Industrial" makes a lot more sense than "generic" does.

Even then, I always thought the quirky name was part of the charm. Indeed, it really didn't sound like a cookie name.
 
Have any of you ever had a deep fried Oreo? You have not lived till you have gone to a fair or some kind of festival with extremely limited bathroom facilities, and indulged in several deep fried Oreos.
They. Are. Amazing.
 
None of you oreo/hydrox addicts are answering the OP's question: HOW DO THEY FLIP THEM?

The answer is they don't have to. Oreos are grown. In the ground, they're a root vegetable. Like a super carrot, or a sexy, chocolatey potato.
 
You know how they flip them would be great to know . . but better question is . . . Why in the HELL is it called a JOLLY RANCHER??? This baffles me to this day . .
 
[quote name='dothog']None of you oreo/hydrox addicts are answering the OP's question: HOW DO THEY FLIP THEM?[/QUOTE]

I don't understand the OP's question. Where does flipping even come into play? You bake cookies, you put frosting on one, you drop the other on top. How does flipping even factor in?

Also, I want this oreo:

epicoreo.jpg
 
[quote name='ninjalunchbox79']Why in the HELL is it called a JOLLY RANCHER??? This baffles me to this day . .[/QUOTE]

Jolly Rancher was the name of the small company that originally made them in the '50s. They were a small candy outfit operating in Colorado that also made ice cream and chocolate, which they sold from "Ranch Maid Ice Cream"-branded shops. It all had a general "Western/ranch" theme, basically. Add in the general trend of putting happy/friendly words in company and product names (especially in that time), and thus, "Jolly Rancher."
 
I perfer the double stuffed ones. The generic brand ones from wal-mart are horrible. target's aren't so bad. The generic ones from winco are also total crap.
 
[quote name='panzerfaust']It's unbelievable how bad they are for you though. And it's so easy to pound through a whole tray.[/QUOTE]

Knowing this, I once got a pack of low fat Oreos. My God were they awful. Then I looked at the nutrition facts and realized they were still atrocious for you, just less atrocious. So I threw them away. What's the point in eating cookies you don't like if they're still really bad for you?
 
I used to have this habit (well, I suppose I technically still do, but I haven't had Oreos in a very long time) where I took a stack of the cookies and dumped them in a glass. I then poured milk over the cookies and waited a few minutes while the milk soaked in. I then took a spoon, stirred it all up, and ate it. Just thinking about it now is making me sick... Yet so delicious.

I was particularly bad about making the Oreo slurry when my dad occasionally bought Oreos from Costco.
 
[quote name='lokizz']chips ahoy are better especially when you microwave them.[/QUOTE]
I put mine in the oven = yummy :D

Apparently 3 oreos is 1 serving but who eats just 3? :whee:
 
[quote name='Kay_Faraday']I put mine in the oven = yummy :D

Apparently 3 oreos is 1 serving but who eats just 3? :whee:[/QUOTE]

huh didnt realize it worked in the stove too. like having fresh baked cookies without the work and the wait.
 
[quote name='coffeeedge']what was infinitely better, was the sandwich original cookie that oreos are actually a clone/rip-off of: the almighty hydrox[/quote]

What he said! :D
 
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