OTT, consequence lands upon the (ignorant) man child that's acting up

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I love my curtains.

My apartment feels like it's 10 PM all day, everyday.
 
I liked the Butters pimpin episode but thats it.

And yeah I definitely need to get bamboo shades or something. I need sunglasses uppins.
 
I don't have a window, so when I turn my lights out and shut my door, my room is pitch black. I wish I had one though, it get so damn stuffy in here sometimes.
 
Oops. I was just looking at the season 9 episode guide and it has one of my all time favorites (next to awesome-0 and the butters vampire episode) namely The Death of Eric Cartman. Cartman thinks he's a ghost and Butters is the only one that can communicate with him.

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EDIT: Episode 911 - Ginger Kids

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In his classroom presentation, Cartman points to people with red hair, light skin and freckles as an inferior race. He thinks differently when, one morning, he himself wakes up with an advanced case of Gingervitus! Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

:rofl:

I gotta check that one out sometime.
 
[quote name='Chika']When my mom heard I got fired, she told me she had "a couple" of savings bonds in my name that she's been holding onto for a long time, just in case. She gave them to me last night... there's 30 of them! Now I don't have to worry about paying bills until January. Thank friggin god.[/QUOTE]

Holy shit. That's pretty awesome. I guess that makes up for ruining all those cookies. I guess...
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Holy shit. That's pretty awesome. I guess that makes up for ruining all those cookies. I guess...[/QUOTE]

that's what i was thinking. usually $$$$>noms
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']The Goods and A Perfect Getaway were terrible movies.[/QUOTE]

Was A Perfect Getaway the one with that dude from Saving Silverman? (Not Jack Black, and not Jason Biggs, the other guy) If that is the one I'm thinking of, I thought it was decent. Very Hollywood, but I thought it was decent.
 
If you try to get revenge on me, based on my multiplatform commentary, seanr, I am going to kill you.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Was A Perfect Getaway the one with that dude from Saving Silverman? (Not Jack Black, and not Jason Biggs, the other guy) If that is the one I'm thinking of, I thought it was decent. Very Hollywood, but I thought it was decent.[/QUOTE]Yeah, Steve Zahn. I usually like Timothy Olyphant but this movie just rubbed me the wrong way. I think it was Milla's shitty acting and terrible story.
 
teef, pm me you fuggin address before I sell this SP to a mouth breather.

Results of my omegle fun:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hhey bitch
You: Hello, can you please help me?
You: I was abducted at a party on friday
You: I'm in a tiny cell, with nothing but a bucket to shit in, a computer and a computer chair
You: They've set up a filter that blocks out everything but here and 4chan
You: I've been trying for days to get help, to no avail
Stranger: and how i help u ?
You: Call a number
You: Tell my girlfriend I love her
You: Then call the authorites and let them know about my situation
Stranger: why me ?
You: Keep this convo open so they can trace my IP
You: Because no one else will help
You: My girlfrineds number is
You: 12085122971
Stranger: yea right, u think im belive this shit ?
You: Let her know the situation and what you are doing for me
You: Just call it
You: Please
You: If you help me out of thise
You: You will be set for life
You: I belong to one of the richer families in Idaho, probably why I was kindnapped
You: I haven't had anything to eat since I was brought here
You: I don't even know where here is
You: Please, I do not want to die like this
You: I was supposed to take the SAT yesterday
Stranger: i dont belive
You: I was gonna go to school to be a doctor
You: PLEASE
You: you have no clue what it is like to be this close to death
You: and completely isolated
You: I am absolutely terrified
You: It's been so long since I've had food that I'm starting to see things
You: Hear things
Stranger: where you get a internet ?
You: It's like an awful acid trip
Stranger: computer
You: Yes
You: The only piece of furniture in the room
You: I think it is some strange form of torture
You: I think my captors are getting a sick satisfaction seeing me beg strangers to save me
You: IF you just do this for me
You: I can promise you that you'll never have to work again
You: Do you like cars?
Stranger: yes
You: I can set you up with any car in the world
You: You've just got to help me out of here
Stranger: im from estonia, and u think im calling `?
You: I honestly don't know where that is
You: But believe me, you will be handsomely rewarded
You: WELL more than the international call might cost you
You: 12085122971
You: Please.
Stranger: wait 1 mnut
You: Okay
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: but i dont belive you
You: Please
You: DId you call the number?
Stranger: no
Stranger: yes i call
You: Did she answer?
You: Did you tell her what happened?
Stranger: yes
You: More importantly, did you let her know I loved her?
You: What did she say?
Stranger: she love you too, but she dont know what to do
You: Do you have any knowledge of computers?
You: Can you somehow trace my ip to where I am
You: I'm sure the police can
Stranger: i can't
You: Can you call the police in estonia?
You: I'd imagine with five minutes of your computer they could find me
Stranger: i dont call police
You: Not even to save a life?
Stranger: how i know this is real ?
You: You called my girlfriend and talked to her right?
You: I know she has to have been worried sick about me
You: We were at the party together
You: I was going to propose
You: She saw me get kindnapped
You: I'm sure the idaho police are trying to find me
You: I'm sure it's been on the news there
You: But I don't think I'm in Idaho
You: It's very cold here. If I had to venture a guess, I'd say I'm somewhere in canada
You: Do you have a way of contacting the idaho police?
You: I understand not wanting to call your countries, they might be oppressive or not believe you
Stranger: i dont belive
You: Please
You: god please just do this for me
You: No person should have to go through what I am going through
Stranger: you are alone there ?
You: Yes
You: I haven't seen another human since I got here
Stranger: then escape
You: I can't
You: The door is locked, and there are no windows
You: the walls are concrete
You: there is a slot on the door that I was given a bottle of water through yesterday
You: That means there is at least one person here
You: I know that I'm underground, due to the damp, musty smell
You: There is a camera on the wall behind me
You: I believe my captor is reading these conversations
Stranger: and he dont do nothing ?
You: Like I said, I'm very wealthy, and I'd venture a guess that my captor knows that
You: I think he gets a thrill out of watching me beg for my life
You: I don't think he believes that anyone will actually help me
Stranger: exactly, and why i should belive you ?
You: I don't know
You: I guess you have no reason to
You: But suppose I'm not lying
You: Do you want to have my death on your conscience
You: Can you live with the fact that you let an innocent man die, because his story was too farfetched?
You: The only thing I could think to get you to believe this
You: is to call the american police
Stranger: but i dont belive
You: LIke I said, I'm very wealthy
You: and therefore well known in america
You: I know that they are searching for me
You: If you just call them and tell them you know of my whereabouts, you will have your proof
You: and you will help to save an innocent mans life
You: and if I get out of here alive, I will make you a millionare
You: I swear on god
Stranger: yes, this is so real, but you are stranger and i dont know where, maybe you do joke, im calling and i dont know what could happend, and you are just laughing, how stupid iam
You: No
You: Belive me, I am not laughing
You: I'm in tears right now, because I know you can help me
You: and it is tremendously frustrating to know that I can't make you believe me
Stranger: sorry, but no
Stranger: im not calling
You: You realize that in doing this, you are effectively sentencing me to death, right?
You: Can you live with that?
Stranger: yes i can
Stranger: search another person
You: My captor just came on a loudspeaker
You: and said that I better hope that you help me
You: because I'll be dead within the hour if you don't
You: I don't know what that means
You: But i'm scared
Stranger: whatever, search another person, i dont belive, sorry but i cant
You: Fine
You: My death is on your hands now man
Stranger: im not man,
You: You're a girl?
Stranger: yes
You: I thought women showed more compassion
Stranger: really ? then im bad girl ..
You: I'm sorry for the trouble I've caused you.
You: Be sure to watch american news in the next few days
You: I'm sure my death will be reported
Stranger: maybe
You: A gas was just released in here
You: I'm guessing that I'm done now
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: Jay
You: Jay Gatsby
You: ma'am?
Stranger: how old ?
You: 17
You: I was gonna go to law school
You: Or med school
You: The gas is starting to make me sleepy
You: Thanks for being with my in my last hour, I guess
Stranger: i guess that you are lying
You: No
You: I can't fight the sleep anymore though
You: Goodbye
Stranger: bye, i watch american news, and when you lying, you suck
You: I'm not fucking lying
You: and I am soon to be dead
You: thanks to you
You: Hope the guilt eats at you for life
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: maybe not
You: you are a monster
Stranger: when i am a monster, then why you shouldn't leave, and search another person, who are angel and call ? why you talk to me ..
You: See you in hell
You have disconnected.
 
Guess I'll mow the lawn for the last time this year.

Brak, get back to me about Demon's Souls. If you want it I'll go pick the games up today and have it out to you tomorrow.
 
I've been on this retarded low glycemic index diet for 2 weeks now and have lost 8lbs. Not bad. Hopefully that pace will keep up for a couple more weeks.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Temp, I'm at my parent's house, so I can't.

Are you still getting Borderlands?[/QUOTE]

I'm not buying Borderlands until you play 500 games of Uncharted 2 with me.


Or give me $59.99
 
[quote name='thekeybladewars']That sounds complex, Chika, good luck![/QUOTE]
It's really not too bad. After the first week, I've had it down. It's just about reading nutrition labels.

breakfast = 1 complex carb and 1 protein (not more than 30g carbs with not more than 10g sugar)

morning snack = 1 serving low fat, sugar-free dairy OR 1 serving protein OR a Kashi TLC bar and non-starchy veggies as many as you want

lunch = 1 serving complex carb, 1 serving protein, non-starchy veggies, and a green salad with vinaigrette.

afternoon snack = 1 protein and 1 fruit

dinner = same as lunch

dessert = fat free/sugar free pudding or jello wtih fruit if desired

evening snack = 100 calorie pack of popcorn OR Kashi bar

rules: No fruit before 4pm except berries (for some reason berries are ok). No fruit juice at all. No artificial sweeteners. No white flour/ white sugar/ white potatos/ white rice/ white pasta (only whole wheat bread/pasta, brown rice, red potatos). No soda, diet or otherwise. Agave nectar, stevia or xylitol as sweeteners. No splenda. Try to use soy or almond milk instead of cow's milk. Try to limit beef to 1-2 times/week, limit pasta to 1-2 times/week, pizza 2 slices/week. You can splurge and eat your favorite meal or desert once per week. If you're craving something 'bad' you can have it, just in a very small quantity 1 time/week

My normal day is something like this:

1 egg and low fat cheese on a slice of 12-grain with almond milk. I take a cup of coffee for the ride to work with cream and stevia.
10 almonds and half a serving of lowfat cheese
an Amy's frozen lunch with a salad
apple wedges with PB
chili with lowfat cheese and whole grain crackers with a side salad
sugar free jello
Kashi bar
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Uncharted 2 and return it to wherever you bought your current copy of Uncharted 2.[/QUOTE]

fuck no, not after you convinced me to buy it!
 
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